See, he can still crack a small grin once in awhile. Now he's going to bed with Jennyfly to help her get rid of her headache. 

MORE pics from LAX

 Who is your dream Edward?

Ever since I went searching for pictures of the uniquely gorgeous Michael Pitt and found my avi I knew that if he had been cast as Edward he would have played the part better than Robert what’s-his-name. I would have turned team Edward, just for him. (well that’s not true, I am Team Edward occasionally…like for the first five minutes after I watch New Moon).

Anyway who did you imagine as Edward when you read twilight? If Rob is your boy than say so.

And while you’re at it, who’s your Jacob or James or anyone else? Please give pics.

oh btw here's my Edward

Since I've been staring at this for the last five minutes (I have an obsession with Rob's upper lip), it's only right that I share with the rest of the class.

rob looking a little worse for wear

no idea when or where this was taken

 Please tell me I’m not the only one who ever thought of some crazy scheme that they’ll never do and planned out how they would get away with it. Come on, I know most of you have, at one point in your life, (whether you were a  child, teenager or even an adult) wondered if you could rob a bank, stay in a store overnight or even sneak into your “future husband’s” house to take pictures of him sleeping, and get away with it. I would like to know what is the craziest, most out of this world, idea you’ve ever come up with and how you would achieve this goal. Most importantly how would you get away with it? (It won’t be any fun it you get caught)

 I’ll even tell you mine.

A few years ago, in the midst of a sugar high my friends and I came up with this brilliant plan to stay overnight in a grocery store. We planned out how we would get conveniently ‘trapped’ inside. I think our plans were to hide somewhere in the store. (It wasn’t until I was in the store today that I even realized that they had cameras…good thing we never did it). Next was how we would survive the night. I don’t know about you but I would go straight for the candy isle. (technically it's stealing, but who would be there to catch me?) We even went as far as to come up with the lies that we would tell the manager when they found us the next morning.

So now that I’ve told you my little ‘fantasy’…tell me yours.

Ok so, I just watched this and even though I have already eaten supper I am suddenly finding myself VERY hungry.

Tell me what foods you crave, how you crave them. 

Beer / Steak / Wedges - I'm on board!!!

So, my sister is super busy at work, and so are her co-workers, apparently...because they had time to come up with a list of Twilight related questions for us professionals.

*Irresistable force vs. immovable object:  If a vampire and werewolf had each other in a bear hug to the death, would the vampire melt or would the werewolf freeze?

*What is it that's in the distance, off camera that the vampire is always staring at in the movie?

*Who would win in a stick fight, Edward or Jacob?

*The mousy vampire sister:  Hot or Not?

Oddly enough, I was stumped by these.

Can you answer them?

So I think its safe to say that almost all of us here - if not everyone - read Twilight fanfiction. And that's a very big part of the online Twilight fandom. But sullysgirl's campfire got me thinking...what was your first fandom that you read fanfiction for? Did Twilight pop your fanfic cherry or was it some other fandom?

For me, it was Nancy Drew. Which is embarrassing for me to say now, but that was the first fandom I read fanfiction from, but I only read a couple stories and then didn't read anything again until Twilight two years ago.

FYT:

(and please no dissing The Stew, she is awesome)

I want to know what pwns you..

For me...

Shows: Spartacus: Blood and Sand.. (Who doesn't want to see men walk around in only a loin cloth or less for a whole 55 minutes)

Food: After Eights, Toblerone, and Galaxy..

Men: Jimmy Carr, Mateus Verdelho, and Of course RPattz

Fics: www.fanfiction.net/s/5632121/1/With_All_My_Strength     www.fanfiction.net/s/5479529/1/Ladder_to_the_Sun       www.fanfiction.net/s/5304342/1/And_with_Thee_Fade_Away

And anything else you just can't get enough of..

So, I posted a thing about sexy women and there was a great many "who will always be my Rosalie" in there.

I think most of us, whether we like Nikki Reed or not, didn't really see her as Rosalie. So since we have "our Bella's" a few posts below, I thought now would be a nice time.

Who is your Rosalie? And I expect a whole lot of pretty. I honestly couldn't even put a face to the character in my head when reading because I don't know what the "most beautiful woman in the world" would look like.

Well...Zoe Saldana...but she's not exactly blonde hair with blue eyes.

Hello all, Happy Saturday!

So tell me, what was your first time reading a fic with smut like? Did you feel like a perv? Did you know there was going to be lemons before you began reading?

For me, there was no easing into it; it wasn't gradual, and it wasn't pretty. Why? Because the first 'M' rated story I read was The Submissive. I didn't know there was 'M' stories on fanfiction, until I clicked on someone's profile, and checked out their fav stories list. I saw The Submissive on there, and thought "this looks promising." I'll be honest - when I got to the first smut scene, I felt dirty. I felt like a dirty pervert. I'm 31, and I didn't feel like I was old enough to be reading that story. I actually looked over my shoulder to make sure no one was in the room. Then I thought "fuck it! I'm an adult, goddamnit, I can read what I want!" I mean, men have their porn, so what's wrong with me reading an erotic novel? (Thank you, Rachel Green)

Now, a good lemon is a must when reading a story. It doesn't have to be about sex, but it must be in there. Three words that gotta be in every story are 'tight', 'wet', and 'cock'. Does that make me a pervert? Possibly. Do I care? Nope.

What was your first time like, and is lemons now a must for you?

FYT....

Do you have a fanfiction story you'd like to write a fanfiction of?

For me, I think it'd have to be Master of the Universe.   I freakin' love that story.    It's like my own little soap opera.  :-)

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Mmmkay let's all form a little circle, gather round and listen to a tale mama ragemi's got for ya...

Up until a few nights ago it had been AGES since I had read any fanfic...I know crazy right? What have I been doing with my time?  But, I haven't been inspired to even TRY to read anything and I wasn't quite sure the reason.  So, when wtdboc/wtvoc expressed a similar issue I decided to read her campfire and see if anyone rec'd anything that might interest me. 

THANK YOU RUBY WEDNESDAY for rec'ing And with Thee Fade Away.  I loved it and read it in two days.  It also made me realize that I love vamp fics, vamp fics with a snarky  Bella.  Ragemi hates a cannon Bella. 

Besides me making this campfire to thank Ruby Wednesday I'd also like to ask for your best Vamp non whiny/annoying Bella Fics.  For your time.............

I offer you my favorite rob pic.

and if thats not your cup of tea, my fav pic of Taylor....mostly for the lol's

and if neither of those grab ya then feast your eyes on this yummyness

even Brando's memorized by his arms.

I am expecting loads of hatred for this - I really, really dislike Kristen Stewart. She completely destroys Bella for me.

In fact, I could hardly watch Twilight because of her.

Still, as a real fan of the books I have seriously tried my best to accept her and have resigned myself to having her as Bella in the movies...although, she will never be my Bella. I can think of a few more deserving, compelling and enchanting actresses who could have done the movie justice.

HEAR ME OUT -

Now, I know a lot of you applaud how "bitchy" she is - but she just comes across as annoying, petty and spoiled to me. Her whole attitude towards Twilight is just so insulting. She isn't doing any one a favor by portraying Bella but she acts like it's so beneath her to be interviewed about the movie - the incessant eye rolls really, really get to me.

Also, the constant complaining about the papz is irritating as well - OK, I KNOW SHE DESERVES HER PRIVACY, BLAH BLAH...but honestly, the only reason she gets so much press is cause of R.Pattz  and shouldn't she be slightly grateful for being relevant?! Any publicity is good...and all that?

Additionally the whole, "I am so very awkward and completely unaware of how to behave in public 'cause I'm so shy and awkward" ...I'm not buying it.

Anyway, I know most of you [heck, from what I've seen...ALL of you...] love K-Stew and believe me, I dont hate her BUT I just can't understand her appeal...humor me...who would be your ideal Bella?

Here are mine...

 

What's the craziest thing you've bought for your addiction to the fanfiction and ebook world?

I bought an iPad yesterday!

I recently made my "Sexy Men" folder into a "Sexy People" folder, and it is because of Zoe Saldana....I want to nom on her legs...She's stunning and makes me tingly XD. And I know there are plenty of women out there who see a picture of someone and feel the same, no matter what their sexuality is.

It said Free For All Friday is until 5 on Saturday so I'm going with it....I figure there will be a bunch of KStew anyway.

So share! Give me your sexy womens!

(My current Wallpaper)

EDIT: Yes...I took down the KStew picture....It was taking away from my beautiful Zoe XD

are you reading at the moment?

Im reading 'midnight son of a bitch'.. which i would recommend to anybody who isn't  :)

http://www.adifferentforest.com/Fiction/default.aspx

also post a song, that you like, im expanding my itunes.

My stepmom watches American Idol religiously & she hasn't stopped telling me about this for days.

So i finally looked it up.

Good for a laugh.

but... you know this scene is passé when the CHEESEFEST that is AI sells it to my sextagenarian stepmother & she thinks it's both "cute" and "really cool"

I'm in a great mood this morning & FFAF is still going on so I'm going to take advantage of it.

Post things that make you happy!

I want you to post any random thing that puts you in a good mood :)

Here's mine: