I am so freakin excited that i can hardly contain myself........y you ask? i GRADUATE saturday and i will be finished with school FOREVER!!!!!!!!!  So now that my Tuesday nights and many many homework hours will now be free, i need some good fic recs, it can be anything B/E, B/J, J/A, E/J doesnt matter to me, i usually do angst but im so damn excited that ill read anything......so campers will you please rec me some good fics to fill up all those free hours that i will have!!! cuz im not doing any thing for a while, i think i deserve it :)!!!!           Thank you!!!!!!!!!

NON-CANON-ATHON

Now, we all know how great Bella and Edward are together. Duh. What was Twilight about again?

We also know there are some die hard fans out there who want Bella and Jacob to get it on. Like in the tent. When they were spooning. And horny.

There are thousands of fics for these three characters, and a pool of fantastic, award winning ones. After reading so many Bella/Edward and Bella/Jacob fics, sometimes I just need something new.

So, I have to ask, what are the other pairings that you all enjoy so much?

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Bella and some pack brothers? Yum. What are the fics out there that made you get into Bella/Sam or Bella/Paul (because that Alex Meraz is just too fucking hot). 

Bella and other Cullens? Jasper and his previously badass days? Emmett with his adorable dimbles? Dr.HotBitch? What's the next Get Me To You? Are there fics that can compare, or is GMTY IT?

Bella and some Volturi? Demetri, anyone? *swoons*

PETER? omg, there are some amazing Peter characterizations out there.

Others? James? *Gasp* I know, what the hell am I thinking? But who doesn't like the darker side to vampires?

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Let me know! What stories got you reading non-canon? Which ones made you forget about Edward and Jacob and had you drooling over another character? Which stories made it OKAY for Bella to end up with someone else? Because, seriously guys, there are some AMAZING stories out there that give other guys a chance. They're well written and swoon-worthy, and yes, some are smutty as hell.

Some people are going to feel "what the hell, no way will I ever get over Edward and/or Jacob". But that's how I felt, too, before I came across these fics and realized that Edward is not the only one where you can write a great characterization for. Trust me. Give these a chance. They deserve praise.

Note: The fics I've chosen do not BASH Edward or make you terribly conflicted between him and the "other guy". Because there wil be no need to hate Edward in order to want other possibilites for Bella.

ALPHA FAIL by lifelesslyndsey, a Sam/Bella fic where a fuckhot Sam imprints on a snarky Bella. Cullens come back but it's not all angsty like you would think. Humor, romance, LEMONS HOLY FUCK THE LEMONS, completed. read everything by this girl. She's not afraid to experiment with pairings and she's married to the f-word.

The Hardest Part by LJ Summers, Bella/Embry "Winner of two Wolfpack Awards for Best Imprint and Most Original Plot, this is an exploration of the effect of an imprinting on an unsuspecting male, & how he wins the love of his best friend's girl."  You will fall in love with Embry along with Bella as he heals her from Edward's departure and fights to keep her safe and loved. When Edward comes back, you will cry a little, but you will be surprised by how easy it is to let him go. Read the sequels Becoming Whole: Bella's Moments and The Imperative (lemon!) and her surprisingly wonderful Leah/Charlie imprint story Never Saw That Coming

Beyond the Broken Scars by December.Eclipse, a Bella/Carlisle fic where Bella becomes a strong, independent college student after Edward leaves. The Cullens come back because Volturi and other vampires are embroiled in war, and Carlisle appears as her professor. Gah. Updates make my day.

The Orbiting Meteor by IdreamofEddy, a Peter/Bella fic where 3 1/2 years have passed since Edward left and Bella has moved on from Forks and with her life. Someone new brings her back into the world of vampires but not things are being hidden from her, and it makes it all more romantic. Peter is not like anyone you have ever met. He's a little broken but he's completely devoted to Bella, and you will literally squeal and gasp for breath when you find out exactly why that is. So well-written, so much more than just a "vampire/human" fic. LEMONS, LEMONS, LEMONS. Run to this fic. Now!

Rising Phoenix by Mrs. Meraz Whitlock, a Bella/Paul fic, where Edward leaves and Jacob convinces Bella to date him but then he imprints on another girl. Paul, fuckhot badass Paul, becomes Bella's left hand and gets her through the heartbreak. There's another legend, and it has to deal with these two, but it hasn't been told yet.

What's Lust Go to do With It? by my hubby is no edward, a Bella/Emmett fic where Bella is with Edward and Emmett is with Rosalie, but there is undeniable chemistry between Bella and Emmett. When they give into the lust, feelings change and the angst begins.

My Intoxication by Mandala Morgaine, a Bella/Jasper fic AU/AH: "I am cold. I am calculating. This is how I survive. No attachments, only the strategy... and the poison" Jasper POV. Out of control Jasper finds friendship in newcomer Bella Swan, but life takes a turn after he saves her life."

The Backs of Hurricanes by wingedraksha, a Bella/James fic "He didn't expect this girl, this girl who smells like God. Now, Bella is trapped in a new kind of game, and how do you win if there are no more rules? Bella/James, an alternate ending." It's dark and intense and completely different from anything I've read. Their relationship is messed up but it's what makes it interesting.

If It's the Beaches by Emibella, a Bella/Emett fic "Edward leaves Bella alone to deal with his black-sheep brother. A story about how sexual manipulation can turn your life upside down and how it can effect your relationships for better or for worse." Geezus, the angst. The angst because of the lemons. Lemons because of the angst.

Dark Whispers by Oriana de la Rose, a Bella/Jasper fic "Bella and Jasper are siblings suffering years of abuse. In the fury of the moment, Jasper kills their father, and they run to NYC. When Jasper starts to express more than just brotherly love for his little sister, things turn twisted. DARK AND EXPLICIT." Holy shit, I feel naughty and dirty for reading and recommending this. 

Nemesis or Savior by IwantaWerewolfForMyself, a Bella/Jasper fic "Years ago,Jasper left the Cullens to deal with his bloodlust. He's too ashamed to return to them with red eyes. One night, he saves Bella and takes her with him. Having a human girl as companion will change his life more than he ever thought possible.AU" Dark Jasper journeying with human Bella. He goes through a lot of the difficulties that Edward goes through. But unlike Edward, he's not afraid to give in. 

Serendipity by circe290, a Bella/Jasper fic "Bella and Edward have been best friends for years. When an old acquaintance of Edward's comes to stay with him, the complications that arise are compounded by the fact that they're all working at the Cullen's corporation, sometimes at cross purposes. AH" Conflicted, possessive Jasper falling for an intelligent, witty Bella. Their attraction is undeniable. You'll love Jasper and Bella, and you'll also love Edward as just the best friend. 

The Air that I Breathe by journey2002, a Bella/Jasper fic "After Bella's catastrophic 18th birthday, Jasper leaves, returning to the one thing he knows he is good at...war. Can he one day find the redemption he doesn't know he is looking for? Jasper/Bella Rated M for language and Lemons later. Drama and Romance". I've read many "Jasper meets Bella after Edward leaves" fic but this is by far one of the best. Bella grows up and she actually leaves the Cullens after realizing that Edward has been cuddling her. We're not completely clued in on the details yet. She's now badass and has a weapon that destroys vampires. She'll need it because Maria is gathering newborns and shit is about to go down. Yup. You're gonna love her. Jasper is working for the Volturi, because it's getting harder for him to leave her. 

Acta Sanctorum by Felicity Dream, Bella/Aro/Caius/Marcus (I know haha) "I GET OFF IN VOLTERRA CONTEST Edward left, Bella thought she would be stuck in an eternal twilight. But immediately, she’s haunted by three men she swears are vampires. And once they’ve ensnared her, the Cullens won’t be having a reprieve this time around". One-shot, well-written. Lemons will make you fan yourself. It's hot, and you're gonna love the descriptions for the three royalties. 

Love in the Mirror Room by forbiddenkisses, a Bella/James fic. "What if, on that fateful day in the ballet studio, James and Bella had realized they were intrigued by and attracted to one another? Is it Stockholm or destiny?" This is the story that got me started searching for James/Bella stories. Read past the first chapter, because it becomes hot and wonderful, and you'll find yourself wishing for a man like this James (I know. whowouldathought?) He's still snarky and conflicted and intense, but there is no mistaking the love/lust he feels for Bella. You'll also love Edward for his dedication to her but choices must be made. The LEMONS! *fans*

Once Bitten, Twice shy by lifelesslyndsey, a Peter/Bella fic. "Clinging to Angel ideals, trapped in a vampire body, with very human urges. He was very confused. Peter was an indisisive vampire with an identity crisis. Bella was jaded and self-isolated. In short they were perfect for each other. PeterXBella. Lang&Lem" Another great, snarky Bella who knows what she wants. An adorkable, virgin Peter who is a vampire and an angel. The banter will leave you breathless and waiting for more. 

Neverending Math Equation by twanza, a Bella/Jasper fic. "Based in Brooklyn. Edward & Jasper are brothers dealing with ego, passion and the pursuit of art. NEME is a love story of Jasper & Bella, a lust story of Edward & Bella, and a journey for all. *2010 INDIE TWIFIC AWARD WINNER/BEST LOVE TRIANGLE WIP*" This story owns me because of how well-written and intense it is. No cliches, nothing you would expect. complicated, unexplainable lust and love. You'll love all three of them but in the end, you can't deny the love between Bella and Jasper. If you haven't read it yet, shame on you!

Near to You by Caitlinlaurie, a Bella/Carlisle fic. Realitively new. "AU. Years after Edward left in New Moon, Bella has moved on with her life, now living in a small town. But when her path crosses someone from Forks, Bella must choose between the life she has made for herself and the one she is destined for." Bella has mentally and physically grown up. She's not bitter but actually content with her life in Maine; she looks back at her time with Edward with fondness for the "teenage boy" who was her first love. In comes Carlisle, and only Carlisle (because the family has split up and Esme is no longer married to him). It's fluff and love and I can't wait for more chapters.

Phew, and if that wasn't incentive enough

GUESS WHAT?  IT'S...

DO YOU MAKE FAN VIDEOS? 

DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE?

POST THEM HERE!

This week, I'd like to interrupt the way I usually rec fan videos. 

Not only am I pimping myself (yes I'm a selfish h00r) but I'm also pimping out one of our very own Rangers:

I recently made her a new fanfic video for her FANTABULOUS fic, (TEAM EMBRY FTW),

If you haven't read her story, you must!  You can find it in the Storytelling section.

NAO, GO FORTH AND REC YOUR OWN OR YOUR FAVORITE FAN VIDEOS, CAMPERS!

Tweets from the Oprah taping this morning in Chicago with Rob, Kristen, Dakota and Taylor. The show will air on May 13th

@dkmulder
Oprah asked about them, Rob joked and said Kris is pregnant! LOL
Then Kris said Rob's having the baby.
seating, Rob, Kris. Tay. Dakota came out and Tay switched with Kris so besties could sit by each other. It's raining.
They just let a silver volvo into the garage. Now it's sunny and hot, perfect weather for some sparkly vamps.

@JustSoJazzyDiva
OMG the Oprah show was sooo awesome!!! The cast were amazing! Sat front row & got to shake Rob & Taylor's hands!!! Ahhhh love them!
He had on blue jeans & a redish kinda button down if I remember correct. Lot going on lol

@TrendingJB
Just got out of Oprah. It was awesome and funny.Waiting outside. We got a certificate to to get Bella's ring.
Cars keep coming out and in. But Rob, Kristin, Taylor, and Dakota are doing a radio thing in the studio right now, I heard.
Apparently he wore red t-shirt. Sorry, I was too busy looking at his grorgeous face.
My mom's saying it was a deep red plaid

@CristalVaca
Omg i cant even believe i saw rob taylor and kstew in the fucking flesh. Beautiful people.
Sad news, no pictures ): i DID lock eyes with rob tho. He smiled....... Dead.

@MochaChick8705
OMG!!! The Oprah show was awesome!! Sat front row, balled when they came out, and Rob and Taylor shook my hand!!!! I love @Twilight!!!! :-D
Rob was wearing a brown button down w/ the sleeves rolled up, dark jeans, and black and white adidas sneakers.
at first, Oprah, Rob, Kristen, Taylor. When Dakota came out, oprah, rob, Taylor, Kristen, Dakota.
she flat out asked them. Rob said Kristen was actually pregnant, but then Kristen said he would be having the baby.
they kept smiling back and forth and saying inside jokes. Honestly, they totally seem like they like each other.
before Dakota came out, they were. Kris moved by her b/c they're good friends.
Questions Asked: what do u do on a saturday night, do u feel typecast, why'd u take on the role, etc.

@natalie0118
Ahahhaaaaaaaaaaaa.....just got out of Oprah taping!everyone was HOTT!!!! *swoon* *singing* I'm in heaven! Lol
I was less than 10ft from Rob & cast ladies! No I have no pics as cameras & phones were not allowed. I'm still on cloud 900
Oh and there was no time for questions so no audience questions were asked.
Sooo...Oprah did ask the ultimate question R Rob & Kristen together. Rob deflected w/a joke. R: "Kristen is pregnant." K:"he likes to shock
(C) ppl." O:"oh..*laughs" K:"unless u want it to be u" O:"ok! I wouldn't mind!" Every1 laughed

@rosenfie
Just got out. Fun times. They are all so cute together! It airs May 13th!

let's see how many campfires I can start in one day...

From USAToday, found via Twitter:

Looks as if Kristen Stewart is going On the Road. And not just because she is doing publicity for the latest Twilight film, Eclipse, opening June 30.

As she told USA TODAY's Susan Wloszczyna today while in Chicago for an Oprah taping, "I am very much attached to a movie that has been trying to get made forever. Not that this is going to help it, but maybe I can just brag a little bit. I am super excited about it, too. I am about to play Marylou in On the Road. So that's a big deal."

Filmmakers including Francis Ford Coppola and Gus Van Sant have struggled for years to bring Jack Kerouac's classic 1957 tale of disaffected members of the Beat Generation to the big screen. Tron: Legacy's Garrett Hedland will play the confused drifter Dean Moriarity with Stewart as his young wife and British actor Sam Riley (Control) as his traveling pal, Sal. Brazilian director Walter Salles (The Motorcycle Diaries) will direct. Filming is expected to start this summer.

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This is pretty freaking cool.  I read On The Road when I was in 10th grade and fell in love!!  I'm really excited to see Kristen as Marylou!

Hey There Campers!!

Every now and then we have to do this... tell each other how much we love each other, say nice things about someone, talk about how much the fandom means to us, etc, etc, etc. 

It never gets old!

But today I want a new twist...

I WANT TO SAY THANK YOU!

Since I've been hanging around these parts I have met some A-MAZING people.  You all should be so proud to belong to such a wonderful community of talented people.  But  few of you have really stood out and have done something special, have touched me in a way that really means a lot, and I just wanted to tell you.

So here goes:

INFERNALHEART - you gave me the irreplaceable gift of your friendship. I will treasure it always.

JANDCO - your friendship means everything to me too....and I'm so glad to finally find such a kindred spirit.  And you make laugh so hard I pee on myself...uhh thanks.

Greeneyedgirly - you left one of the first reviews to my fic that made believe that my story was worth writing, and ever since then, everytime I post a chap, I can't wait to hear YOUR response--THANK YOU!

HMONSTER - the gift you have given me is absolutely priceless.  You challenge me to think, you force me to be better, and you make me believe that I can actually DO something I never thought I'd be able to do. Thank you so much for the time and effort you make to help me!

ALL OF THE RANGERS - you created this amazing community that I lose myself in daily. THANKS for lettignme part of it!

And the list goes on and on and on....

But a SPECIAL THANK YOU goes out to my girl, LIE_2ME who sent me this>>>

omg!!

One day not very long ago I complained on Twitter that my daughter ate the last of the Nutella.... one thing led to another, I developed a lovely friendship with an AMAZING person and i received the above package.

THANK YOU SO MUCH AMY!!!!  

<3

NOW, Campers...

Thank someone who has done something sweet for you :)

(and i swear I'm really not this sappy all the time, I just really love chocolate!)

*approved by jandco!

Happy Cinco De Mayo Forest - the drinks are pouring, come on in and give the place a whirl...

What place you say? The Twilight Counsel on ADF!!!

Yep, we have our own digs up in the cabin area for you to pop in and ask for help, find quick answers or inspiration when you get snagged, or just hang out and say hello!

Need bigger guns? Sign up for your very own mentor! Different than a beta, a mentor can help you navigate the fandom, work through sticky plot points, provide inspiration, or even tell you the difference between OOC and an OC.

Think you've got what it takes? Well then share the wealth by completing the mentor application form!

Want a little more detail? Hit our LJ FAQ's or ping me, LoreliDeelovely or Lightstardust.  Or even better, stop by the cabin - we'll be looking for you!

In the spirit of Eclipse coming out next month I went a re-read the book and I came to one conclusion.

Bella was really sexually repressed, wasn't she?

And this got me thinking... why did SM make her come off as someone really desperate to have sex. I just couldn't understand it. It's like... Edward is this century old vampire who's protecting his virtue like it's the last thing he'll ever do, and yet... Bella's this seventeen year old girl who's willing to just chuck her virginity out the window. I figured... Edward went through every freaking decade and saw/experienced so many different things according to that era.

Wouldn't it make more since that he'd be the experienced one? The one who wants to push for sleeping with her? I mean... just because he was mentally older didn't mean his body shouldn't have responded like it should have. He was a seventeen year old initially.

I just can't come to a conclusion on why SM would write them SO different. Why did Bella have to be the one pushing for sex?

I'd love to know your thoughts. Am I alone in my thinking?

EDIT: Edward's not gay for wanting to wait for marriage. He just confused me with the off-set to have sex.

sorry for the gay comment :(

Has there ever been a story that you just did not read, kept putting off, for whatever reason, until someone pointed out something about the story to you that got your interest? Something not in the summary that made you want to read?

I have toyed with reading "Earthquake" by the talented Ranger Jennyfly for a while, but had yet to do so for whatever reason. Until someone here mentioned that it's an older Bella/younger Edward (it was in a rec thread regarding Bella's unfair sexual history in FF). I believe there is no mention of this in any summary.

I have now made it my goal to start this story this afternoon, cause I admit that interested me.

What fics have you finally read because someone mentioned something about the story that you had no about, and made you go "GAH that's for me!" 

Something that you said "gee, I wish that was mentioned in the summary somewhere"

So I have livejournal, I got it once in a fit of boredom and well now I don't know what to do with it

I want to use it, and I want to post all these little one shots that are clogging up my PC but don't want to clog my FF.net with them so my question is...

how the hell do I post stories on here?!

or anything for that matter

I want to be all active over on Livejournal so I can whore my stories over a variety of places...but it's hard :(

HALP?!

Oh and any pretty pictures would be nice?

and if any of you have LJ...links?

Straight to the point (so I won't take up much of your time), I would love some creeptastic music to listen to while I finish a chapter. My current playlist is dried out. Blah.

Specs:

Instrumental (preferable, but it doesn't matter if there are voices present)

Slow and dreary

Thank you, my lovelies!

FYT

Good morning, ADF!

Question.... Do you ever dream of Twilight, or any of it's characters? (you know you have) If so, what's the craziest Twilight dream you've ever had? I don't know if this constitutes it or not, but I've had a couple of romantic dreams of Edward (of course), and I shit you not, every time, every fucking time, the second before anything happens, as if my subconscience just knows, cuz she's a demon bitch, my alarm goes off! And the one time, one time we actually start getting hot and heavy, my friend knocked on my window because he forgot his key! (he drops his daughter off in the mornings) I still haven't forgiven him for that. lol

I've also had plenty of different dreams. I had a dream once where I was Bella, and instead of being welcomed by the town of Forks, I was immediately hated, and school was awful. And there was no Edward.  : (

In another one, I fell out of a tree and broke my arm, and Carlisle put it in a cast. lol

So just wondering (cuz I know I'm not alone), what do your crazy Twi dreams consist of?

So most of you already know that members of the Twi-cast are doing Oprah (well not actually doing Oprah, that would be weird and gross, but ykwim).  They're actually taping *right now* from what I heard.  Anyway.... the Oprah show let the Twi-crazed audience see an early screening of ECLIPSE.  Here's a bit of reaction from around the web:

From Eclipsemovie.org:

"It’s my first time writing but I’ve been following your website for a long time now, absolutely love it! I’m sure you know, but the Oprah Winfrey show was asking for Twilight fans to write to the show stating why they love the series and movies and everything…well I got a call from them a few days ago and was invited to the Oprah show!! I don’t know too many details other then I’ll be in the audience and that the Twilight cast will be there. Aside from that, I got to attend the screening of Eclipse tonight and I just wanted to share with you my experience.

First, the trailers HARDLY give the movie any justice, which is always a great thing – you go in expecting one thing and leave completely blown away. This movie was by far the best and I have no negative comments on it. David Slade did an amazing job, his shots and fight scenes were amazingly done. By far the best yet. They stayed completely true to the book – this had the most direct and almost direct quotes andddd LOTS of making out!! Very Edward and Bella focused which was great! And the most exciting, Jasper was truly the breakthrough character of this movie. He was the most impressive and I loved that he had actual dialogue in this movie.

This movie will definately be more guy friendly, and the humor has stepped up big time! It’s not cheesily thrown in there like the crack of “guess the wolf’s outta the bag.” More edgy this time around. Sexual humor was tossed around too. I know all the Twilight fans are going to be amazed and definately not disappointed!!  Hope my little critique got you all excited for Eclipse!! I’m definately seeing it again when it comes out!"

And from TwiCrackAddict:

@Courtneex3 OH MY GOD!!!! Eclipse was absolutely AMAZING. Better than both New Moon &
Twilight! Holyy crap

@JustSoJazzyDiva yes there was a lot of romance btwn
B&E. Theyvleft nothing out!!!

@TwiFans there was
good music actually can't wait for the CD to come out.

@JustSoJazzyDiva yes there was a lot of Edward & Bella. They didn't miss a thing
you're gonna be blown away for sure.

@JustSoJazzyDiva best movie by far! Awesome fight scenes!!! pretty much everything in!!
Win!

@JustSoJazzyDiva [Alice and Jasper] have waaay more screen time!! U even get to see them
interact more w/ each other!

@TrendingJB Just saw Eclipse!! AMAZING movie. That's ALL I'm saying.

@CristalVaca Just watched Eclipse, it was f***ing incredible.

@Nicolediscogrll I just saw Eclipse. Oh my god. Best movie I have ever see. The fight
scenes the love scenes oh my god.

@Nicolediscogrll ..you will NOT be disappointed and the love sceenes are f'ng HOT.
Turned me on a little.

@JustSoJazzyDiva yes he's totally on the horse it was great!!! (Talking about Jasper)

@JustSoJazzyDiva@TwiFans it was
about 2hrs but felt longer b/c it was soooo good

@kimc333 said:

My friend who just saw the Oprah Eclipse screening just put this on her FB: "Ok guys the eclipse movie surpassed the other two movies by far
it was AWESOME! You are going to love love love it"

@TwilightLexicon: Film wasn't fully finished but it was still very good! It's my favorite of the three so far. Job well done all around!

EDIT: also THIS ARTICLE that I don't feel like posting the whole thing, from USAToday.

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So what do you think, Campers?  Do you believe the hype?  Honestly.... I'm not convinced...YET.  If the movie is great, I'll be the first to scream from the rooftops how much I love it.  But if it sucks and feels thrown together (which is the impression I have right now) then I'll be honest and say so.

Is it just me? Or is there faction of this fandom that will just buy anything Smeyer/Summit throws at them and they eat it up like it's gold?  There are just certain people/websites/etc that seem so overly enthused about anything Twi-related....they seem blinded by the fact that sometimes SHIT JUST SUCKS.  Idk....maybe I'm just too cynical before 11am.  Personally... I hope the movie is great, I can't wait to see it.....but I'm not holding my breath for BD.

yer thoughts?

Evidently Breaking Dawn is scheduled to release November 18, 2011...

From HitFlix:

A Summit Entertainment spokesperson has confirmed to HitFix that “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn” will open nationwide on Nov. 18, 2011. It’s still officially unknown if “Dawn” will be broken up into one or, as rumored, two films.  Stars Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner are all expected to return.

umm....expected?  You mean there's still a chance that they won't do it!!  LOL *fingers crossed*  And they're already anticipating a release date BEFORE filming, and BEFORE the three main stars are even confirmed to be in the movie?!?  Omg so funny!  LOL

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Also...

New Eclipse still.... Edward's bedroom..

sauce

Okay, so me and my friend made a totally impulsive decision and bought some tickets to Paris yesterday night at 3AM, a bit tipsy. We're leaving tonight, I'm actually packing as I speak, well, kinda. So I just wanted to send a shout out to fellow French campers, because I know there are a few, to see if you'd like to meet up. My friend said not to bother because the French are unfriendly (even though it was his idea to go to France in the first place) but the French campers I encountered in the forest were anything but, in fact they seemed very, very nice and helpful. So, since we had so many American meet ups, maybe it's time for an European one, right?

I'm staying until Saturday night, and since the planning involved in it was relatively low zero, I don't really have a schedule, we can agree on any time really.  So, PM me your email and we'll discuss the details.

I feel kinda wild now ;)

Hi everyone!

I am usually an M rated fic kind of girl. I like a good lemon or two and some bad language thrown into the mix. Life is M rated.

However... I have really enjoyed a couple of great T rated fics. CarmelinaGunn wrote some wonderful ones, and I am currently addicted to Introduction to Swirl and Daisy.

I would like to read more T rated stuff, mix things up a little. I try to fic dive, but always end up reading things that seem to have been written by 12 year olds.

So, what I am asking for is recommendations to your favourite T fics.

(I would prefer completed, >60k, B/E, AH or Canon, but am open minded!)

FYT

 OHAI Felix!

and I only see this...

  I've never smooshed video together, so I know, it's atrocious editing, but... it had to be done - Damn near pee my pants though!

Edit: Show me what other awful FAILS you've come across with the promosplosion! Show me your horror! ;)

Lately I've encounter fics that have an Edward with sexual experience (not man whore Edward) a lot of it at times and I find that Bella is either a virgin or has zero to none experience with even kissing. IDK but this pisses me off. What is so wrong with Bella having fun too? Why can't she have the same amount of experience as Edward?

Feel free to discuss and prove me wrong, or rec a fic that has a good experience Bella that can match up to all the fics where Edward decides that he is the king of the universe and sleeps with every single girl in Forks/Seattle/Chicago, etc.

Oh hai.

So, I very recently started driving lessons. I've had 8 lessons and until yesterdays lesson, it was all going OK. Not perfect, but who can expect that, right?

Last night's lesson was... bad. It was my first one during rush hour. I started off OK but then stalled at a mini roundabout. I made the mistake of looking in my rearview mirror to see some woman who was clearly in a rush yelling and making rude hand gestures at me. After that I went into a complete panic and made stupid mistakes that I hadn't made since my second/third lesson (buggering up the clutch, stalling, not turning far enough for sharp corners etc). Everywhere I went, there were more people yelling at me, beeping, overtaking even when I was at the speed limit. It made me SO nervous that I ended up making more mistakes and ended up going home and crying at my mum for ten minutes.

Please share your driving lesson stories. Give me advice. Reassure me that these people are, in fact, a**eholes.

WTVOC  has already given me some lovely advice which I'm going to take advantage off hopepfully.

And remember, seasoned drivers - be nice to learners. We're a terribly nervous brand of person and we don't mean to get in your way :( Every lesson so far, I've received nothing but abuse from other drivers.

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Post spoilers to movies, books, fics, whatever.

I want spoilers to Mens Rea: A Guilty Mind.

I don't want to read it, because I'm lazy.