haha. i can take just about anything and make it about kristen.

anyway, I suck. I haven't started a campfire for kstew tuesdays in weekssss.

so I'm going to post my favorite pics from the ones we got today, and you'll post your favorites from brazil, or the nm set, or eclipse, or twi, or whatever. make it cute. make it about her. or bella. or bella and edward. or whatever. I miss you guyssssss.

here's a few I loved... more in the comments.

Special thanks to Pattinsonlife, where I grabbed the pics from. They work super fast and they're so awesome.

Drift  http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6388820/1/Drift

A blizzard blows in and shuts down the City. Everyone prepares for a snow day, including Edward and Bella. They each have a life-changing decision to make, but will their sudden confinement cool their passion and force them to face certain truths? E/B,AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,367 - Reviews: 270 - Updated: 11-14-10 - Published: 10-10-10
I cannot believe that this story is 9 chapters in and has less than 300 reviews – it has captured me. At first I was put off because I thought it was about infidelity. But this is not that. If you like sparse lyrical prose and heavy angst with oh-so-sweet promised resolutions – you’ll love it. Written by the winner of the Best New Author of the 2010 Age of Edward Context, Denverpopcorn and beta-ed by Writeontime (everything she touches is golden). Here is a clip from E/Bs first meeting:

Every movement orbits nearer until his legs are open, and she's laughing, and her body enters his sphere of influence.
They have gone through a lot of whiskey.
"Bella." He tugs on her shirt. "I like that name. Bella." He takes another sip, staring at her, and saying her name like it's the first time he's tasting it.
He's asking the one thing she fails to remember.
"I come with baggage," she blurts out in haste and sorrow, cradling her head in her hand, watching for his reaction.
His eyes move to her left hand. It dawns on her that she's forgotten and her stomach is a cage of hummingbirds.
"Then lose it," he says quietly. She almost doesn't hear, but when she does, the cage opens.
He smiles at her parted lips - a little pocket for his lustful gaze.
She slips off the gold band, tucking it into her back pocket.
He'll never see it again.
 

The two Js are trying to make sure y'all get completely sick of me and my blue font.

At least in the process you get rapid updates!

http://www.adifferentforest.com/Fiction/Default.aspx?Chapter=4198

Please come make strange faces and gasping expressions with me.

And enjoy this line in the meantime:

"You're seventeen, and you dress like a banker. You shouldn't let Alice shop for you anymore."

Use this post to discuss awkward moments

Ever wondered why you like Robert Pattinson?

Well, it's finally been explained, ladies, in this riveting article called:

13 Reasons Why Smart Girls Love Robert Pattinson

http://www.examiner.com/books-on-film-in-national/13-reasons-why-smart-girls-love-robert-pattinson

PHEW. I'm glad she could lay it all out for us.

(Srsly? I don't know what to think of this. It's funny, strange, and also--dare I say-- a bit scary?)

I just wanted to take a minute to thank everyone for the birthday wishes.  I was completely OVERWHELMED by all the messages here and on twitter....and I tried really hard to respond to everyone, but I just couldn't.  so...

THANK YOU!!

I really love you guys.  ALL OF YOU.

Here's the thing...

We all came here for one thing....some weird little book called Twilight, that was made into an equally weird movie.  And for whatever reason we decided to linger for a bit.  But let's face it.  Despite the excitement of JUMPING ROB (omg greatest thing ever!)... the book isn't enough to keep us here.  We love the stories we write for each other.  We love the comaraderie and the friendships, the inside jokes and the silly things we talk about that no one else in RL GETS.

It's amazing how we can just come here day after day...and just.... BE FRIENDS and love and support each other.  So often I see campfires or tweets or whatever about someone having a bad day, and other people are just THERE to lend a shoulder to lean on.  It's a beautiful thing.  Nevermind fandom drama.... we are an INCREDIBLE group of people and I'm pround to call you guys my friends.

Thanks again for making today so wonderful for me.  I was home alone most of the day....trying to work while everyone else in my house was either at work or school....and your comments and tweets were a welcome distraction.

A special thank you to INTHECORNER83 and JANDCO for spending one unforgettable night with me!

Love you guys!!  xoxox

... the missing wedding ring. 

... and a packet of fags

Robert Pattinson allegedly had a fight in a bar with Jason Statham after the actor 'tried to hit on' R-Pattz' rumoured girlfriend, Kristen Stewart.

According to US Weekly, the Twilight hunk threatened Statham, who used to date model Kelly Brook, after he 'chatted up' K-Stew.

A source told the magazine: "Jason is totally jacked and Rob is scrawny. But Rob said, 'I think you’ve had enough time with her'. They got heated."

The celebrity publication also reports that bouncers at the bar in LA had to step in to separate the two stars from fighting.

Statham is currently dating Transformers 3 actress Rosie Huntington Whiteley although recent rumours have suggested that the former model has left the Transporter actor for her co-star, Shia LeBeouf.

TELL US WHO YOU THINK ROB COULD ACTUALLY TAKE IN A FIGHT!

Edward is old, Edward is passe, it's now all about

 THIS CHARACTER:

Please join me in my love of all things Damon. I just got myself all caught up with the last 3 weeks of Vampire Diaries and I can't stop thinking about THAT moment (I won't post it here, I don't' want to spoil) but you Damon lovers out there must know what I mean, the moment where the real Damon, the old Damon (still mixed with bad boy Damon) shines so brightly and so beautifully that it's too poignant to bear; the moment where I wish Elena came to her bloody senses and said, screw the necklace, I never want to wear it again and we all get to live in a VD alternate universe of sheer and utter happiness.

I know, I know, I'm a sap.  I'm so sappy, I cried during THAT scene.

My love for Damon is now at a point where I can be heard saying:

Edward? Edward Who? And who is this Robert Pattinson you speak of?

Join me in your Damon/ Ian revelry - come to the deliciously dark side where it is possible to have good intentions but be oh so very bad and dashing all at the same time.

Enter at your own peril - there be heartstopping images and spoilers inside

this episode and spike's amazing speech dedicated to my bb lababycarla

I'm gonna do what I should've done in the first place. I'll find her, wherever she is, tie her up, torture her... until she likes me again.

Look how good they are to us :D

Another chapter already!!!

http://www.adifferentforest.com/Fiction/Default.aspx?Chapter=4196

Come chat with me and make jennyfly happy!

Rob is on his way to becoming memeified.

Yep.  Right up there with Sad Keanu.

Prancing Cera.

And Strutting Leo.

THIS PICTURE IS GOLDEN.

Credit goes to knowyourmeme.com, effyeahjumpingrob.tumblr.com, effyeahstruttingleo.tumblr.com, etc. Basically not me.

EDIT:  Jumping Rob Meme Generator - Do with it what you will :  http://memegenerator.net/Jumping-Rob

Got anymore ridiculous Jumping Rob pics?

We're halfway through NaNoWriMo! Are you still working on your story?

Last Thursday we had a word challenge to write 3,000 words in four hours. Was anyone successful? I was able to write 3,000 words that night, but it took me longer than four hours to complete.

Where does your word count stand right now? I'm at:

What's your personal goal for this week? My goal is to hit 40K by next Monday.

Let's talk NaNo!

To follow and support "writing buddies," please feel free to include links to your twitter account and NaNo page:

My Twitter & My NaNo

(ADF/NaNoWriMo Support Group campfires have been approved by G.A.W.)

Do you write fan fiction?

Give us a little peek!

Post excerpts from your upcoming chapters here!

~ Don't forget to include a link to your story! ~

brazilian film crew breaks into the breaking dawn set, captures uterus snacktime on camera

not really, but lol

The Brazilian TV show Panico somehow managed to get by the the barriers set up at the Isle Esme location and film a bit of what went on inside the house at Ilse Esme, via hidden camera. According to Sérgio Sá Leitão, the president of Rio Filme, the group did not halt production. There was also a brief incident with a helicopter that buzzed the set that caused a slight delay due to the noise.

source

let's discuss these crazy shenanigans and how summit's knee-jerk response to anything being distributed on the internet has always been LOL CEASE AND DESIST YOU ARE VIOLATING MY RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN TO MAKE MONEY (and before you jump up my butt, i know that they were violated, i just love how they were all over this instantly.  summit trolls the internet looking for violations from twilight, it just makes me shake my head)

if anyone finds and posts any of the images or videos of the ~stolen~ footage that are still floating around the internet, i will cut them.  i don't need the headache.  

I  need to discuss the update. Anyone else? Anyone?

I have 30 minutes until I leave for work, but if I don't discuss this last update I may explde.

I will say no more, but regulate mysel to the comments.

...well, okay, technically it's more like 30+ days, because the response was so amazing! 

Running from 11/14-12/20 - 76 authors/writing teams will contribute more than 80 entries. Each day two entries will be posted - either a one shot or a drabbles. They crossing all universes, genres, pairings and ratings. Today is all vamp - an AU and Pre Twilight Canon. Tomorrow things are all non canon including some slash...you name it, there is something here for you!

And we may or may not have a few surprises in store too - come on, you know you want to check it out :)

No not this data.

Back in August (I know, major fail on my part) I asked you guys a whole bunch of questions in relation to fanfic and Edward and relationships and a bunch of other stuff.  Well I've finally collated the data.  For the LAST. THREE. HOURS.  So pretty please have a look?

I'm not going to put all of it in the body of the post because then it would be really long.  So I'll make separate comments for each category except for ones that are small.  I'll just lump those together.  I'll post the top ranking answers in each category at the top of each list/question and then all the random answers because I think that's only fair (and occasionally really interesting).  You will see a lot of very similar words but I kept them separate because I felt it was important to include your words as you gave them instead of assuming certain things should be lumped together.  I'm also going to quote some of the longer answers that I felt were intriguing and/or interesting.

Keep in mind this is in no way scientifically sound and was really just for fun, comparison, and hopefully discussion.  And in regards to discussion let's try to keep it civil?  I imagine some of the answers herein could cause some strong opinions.

Also, special thanks to everyone who answered my questions.  You took the time to share your thoughts with me and it's only fair that I take the time to post them as promised.  My apologies for taking so long.

First up:

I asked you what characteristics Edward needed to be considered canon.  Top results:

vampire: 8

virgin: 6

brooding: 4

intelligent: 4

stubborn: 3

beautiful: 3

protective: 3

gentleman: 3

vegetarian vampire: 3

Young: 2

Born in Chicago: 2

Funny: 2

Self-hating: 2

worrier: 2

polite: 2

selfless: 2

pianist or musical: 2

Loves Bella: 2

ethical: 2

other answers:

Changed by Carlisle
Succumbed to Flu
Emo
Self-centered
Repressed
Sweet
Blood lust
Self-deprecating
Introverted
Cunning
Manipulative
Talented
Loving
Obsessed with Bella and her safety
Possessive
Arrogant
Dominant
Old-fashioned
Love of cars and speed
Controlling
Faithful
Attracted to Bella’s blood
Kind
Gallant
Brave
Honest
Dependable
Good
Sensitive
Bookish

Shy

Conflicted

Tortured
Romantic
No drinking/drugs/smoking
No foul language
Hair like in the books
Green eyes if human
Moody

Comment from camper:

"If he's not canon, he's likely a manwhore."

*rest of questions/answers will be in comments
 

If you aren't reading this, check it out. It has less than 100 reviews. Link here

It's a special day here in the Forest. One that only comes once a year. And thank goodness, because I don't think the world could handle anything more frequent than that.

November 15- time to celebrate the birth of a certain Grown.Ass.Woman that we all know and love, admire and respect, and sometimes stalk (we're looking at you, Mr. Pattinson, I saw how you hurried back from Rio so you could make it in time for the party!).

That special Ranger who goes out of her way to welcome new campers, gets our weeks started off with a smile thanks to her informative Monday posts, and always keeps us abreast (haha, I said breast) of any personal issues she has going on...down there.

Chantal, you are an amazing woman- friend, mother, daughter, sister, wife, cook, photographer, writer, and a whole host of others that I'm just not creative enough to think of.

For all you do to make the Forest a warm and fun place to hang out, thank you. I hope this is a wonderful day for you!!!! Everyone, come inside and leave gifts at the altar. Appropriate presents include anything relating to Rob, Bobby Long, traveling Europe, U2, a good, aged, dry red wine, and of course be sure to leave some TMI.