The Hottest Man on Earth otherwise known as Johnny Depp.

Lettuce discuss the hotness of this man.

His eyes.

His mouth.

His arms.

His..... you get the idea.

Feel free to talk about his awesome movies, show us some awesome youtube videos and share your favorite Johnny Depp pictures.

This campfire is in honor of tomorrow's horror watchalong which is dedicated to Mr. Depp.

Who else is going to need a cold shower after this?

Hey everyone!  I wanna know your ABSOLUTE FAVORITE fic!  Mine personally would have to be, Under the Apple Tree.  So beautifully written :)

If you have a tumblr?  what's your address?

Do you have a favorite tumblr?  Let us know :)

(this looks delicious)

Hey guys.. the other night while laying in bed I started thinking about this fic that I read quite awhile ago. The more I thought about it the more I honestly couldn't remember if it was an actual fic or if I was blending two different fics into one-- so hopefully you all can help me sort this mess!

What I'm remembering  is that Edward is human and has a kid (I think its a daughter) & I believe he is famous-- for some reason he has to hire a bodyguard and Bella works for the company that he hires or she IS the bodyguard he hires (or maybe she is somehow connected in another way to the company/person edward hires as a bodyguard) I think somewhere in the fic Bella attends a birthday party that Edward has for the daughter?

I know this is all a huge mess but I have been waiting for days to post this on free for all! HUGE thanks to anyone who can solve this mystery!

So, like a lot of you, I'm reading several FF stories at the same time.  They all have different Edwards (and Carlisles, because yeah, yum).  We've got possessive, geeky, charming, shy, and on and on.  Anyway, it got me thinking about how despite the many different types we have, there are a lot of things that are universally attractive.  So, my question is -

How do you like your men?  What is it that makes a man sexy to you?

And yeah, pictures are highly, highly encouraged.

Mine will be in the comments.

TGIF!! so I'm looking for imprinting fics,(for my road trip) not necessarily wolfpack imprinting but it could be all human, human vamp.. and also any fics where humans have special abilities, I read this one story called Gifted by NoFangsAllowed(it's no longer on ff.net), and it kinda reminded me of X-men except there were vamps in it.

I just finished the last updated chapter of an imprinting story Called Elemental. I wish it were completed but its not. Anyway i loved how the imprinting was in the story. freaking brilliant so if anyone knows of any fics similar or just great imprinting fics and please NO imprinting on Babies. I'm not trying to offend people but I just think of Pedophilia and that Pervert who just published a book on Amazon

I checked out the Master fic list and I seriously must not have the correct link because I can never find anything maybe im not looking at the completed list, Or i'm just doing something wrong yet again.

P.S. Also any Good lovin fics that are E/B that you  know of would be greatly appreciated. I have a friend who is now interested in fanfiction and she just read a story called Bonne Foi and she wanted to know if any of you ladies knew of any fics that had great and generous lovin scenes like that story did.

For my fic.  Do high school girls wax their ho-ha's these days?? Only the sexually active ones?  Do they  just shave?  Inquiring middle aged Young Adult writers want to know.  Also, what is a derogatory thing that a Brazilian mama might call her son's white girlfriend?  Oh the inappropriate questions!  I'll post some pretty for your time.  

Mel 

Now, I'm not talking about a flesh-and-blood boyfriend - I'm talking about your first fictional love.  After I moved on from my 7 year old crush on Prince Eric from the little mermaid, my first experience with going steady was Gilbert Blythe from the Anne of Green Gables series.  Oh man - I was so over the moon for that boy, and frankly still am. 

So, this campfire is twofold:

Firstly, who was your first fictional crush?  Is that love still going strong, or have you moved on?  Do share!

Secondly, does anyone know any good Anne of Green Gables fanfiction.  (There's very little on fanfiction.net and what is there is sort of...out of character, I guess.  For example, there's a lot of anne slash, which sort of squicks me out!)  Or if you're not into Anne and Gil, what other classic lit fandom do you enjoy reading fic?

So, lettuce discuss!

No not THAT first time.

THIS first time:

Come inside and tell me about your first time.

 PLEASE DO NOT POST SPOILERS-I want everyone to come in and play!

so... I'm participating in the 30 days of Emmett challenge.

and, I wrote my oneshot.I

I would, however, enjoy having a prereader just to take a look at it and tell me their thoughts on how to improve it or whatever.  so... leave a comment if you're interested?

it's about 2000 words, so not too long. thankyou

Not sure if anyones started a campfire about this yet, but bits of the Robsten Commentary have been leaked!

Looks like its going to be another funny one

Example

Haha

More here : http://www.fanpop.com/spots/twilight-series/images

:)

X-mas is close and I'm already having problems thinking about gifts. Could you please share your gift ideas? For partners? parents? -in-laws?etc.

Oh, found something cool for my grandmother( so with that I'm done): Staples has personalized calendars, so I thought of making her a calendar that has pictures of her favorites grandchildren ( goofy, serious etc.)

In the UK tonight is a phenomenon we like to call Children In Need

It's a fund raising night for children in the UK who need our help, and is hosted by the wonderful Sir Terry Wogan and the lovely Tess Daly

The mascot is a large yellow teddy bear (as you can see) who has an eye patch and is called Pudsy :) It has been running since 1980 and is one of the best nights ever!!

News readers take the mick out of themselves, tv presenters do challenges for charity, there are specials of all our favourite BBC programs, Doctor Who, for example :D

So who's watching it? If not, why not?! And if you are what are you most looking forward to?

What have been your favourite parts from Children In Needs past?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I was trawling for dancing Batman gifs (as you do) when I came across this gem. It's too fabulous not to share, so click and enjoy!

Is it just me? It seems like everytime I try to read something on FFN lately it's complete fail over there, so I can't.

So, since ffn's not working (again), I'm here asking for some great FAIL stories, pics, gifs, anything. What'cha got?

I haven't been around much this week and so I wanted to say 

And perhaps do some self-pimpage for the blog I write for, where we manip Rob cos it's fun and sometimes hilarious, even. And perhaps I'll beg you guys to talk to me. I mean entice you with interesting and witty conversation. Yeah, who am I kidding? I'll beg.

For your troublez, aforementioned manip'd pretty. It's JackSparrowbert!

edited to add that I got permission to pimp from the wonderful, beautiful littlesecret84 cos she loves mustache rob

Lainey (as in LaineyGossip) has apparently seen a draft of MRosenberg's script  and gave some details on her blog.  Girlfriend is SO NOT a Twi fan AT ALL (although she does adore KStew).

Take a look inside the comments for spoilers if you dare...and then lettuce discussssssssss

Ooooh, first campfire for me... so nervous. Anway, I'm logging out of my Yahoo e-mail account yesterday and see this on Yahoo's main page:
http://blog.movies.yahoo.com/blog/161-leonardo-dicaprio-gives-red-riding-hood-the-twilight-treatment

If I were super cool and knew how to put the trailer for the movie here, I would. But I'm not, so I didn't (super cool rangers, feel free). The trailer is in the article.

So the article begins: "The trailer for "Red Riding Hood" makes it seem the classic fairy tale has received the "Twilight" treatment.

This isn't surprising. The director of "Red Riding Hood" -- Catherine Hardwicke -- also shot the first installment of the world's most profitable sparkly vampire franchise. What might be surprising, though, it is that the idea for an amped-up fairy tale bursting with adolescent angst didn't come from her.

Instead, it came from Leonardo DiCaprio."

I haven't paid any attention whatsoever to what Catherine Hardwicke is doing these days, so this was news to me. Interesting news, I thought, because a) Movies are now being seen as given the "Twilight treatment?", b) Leonardo DiCaprio likes werewolves — is he Team Jacob?, and c) kinda hot werewolf dude in the trailer totally has Edward-like hair. Did Hardwicke use the same hairstylist?

EDIT: OK, so I was just trying (and failing) to be witty/irreverent with B and C, but I also want to know if d) does anyone around here think they'll go see this movie? AKA did twilightifying the trailer make it appealing to you?