Jumping Rob!! There's an entire tumblr devoted to photoshopping the water-diving silliness into other pictures.

Click here to see it.
(NSFW WARNING: THE NAME/URL HAS A CUSS WORD IN IT.)

Nothing like a good internet meme, bb's. Cannot. Stop. Laughing. Come giggle wif meh.

FYT:

Jumping Rob being shot out of a volcano. xD

Just started reading The Confidence Man by OhMyWord   http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5850826/1/The_Confidence_Man

I was looking for a COMPLETE fic to read and stumbled in to it when I went through Spanglemaker (HI THERE :) ) fav story list.

The summary pulled me in:

"The target is Isabella Swan, fellow graduate student. Came into a fortune when her mother died, she doesn't seem to care to do anything with it. Quiet, shy, just waiting for The One. I'll be everything she wants me to be."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,890 - Reviews: 2214 - Updated: 11-16-10 - Published: 3-28-10 - Edward & Bella - Complete

So, did you guys start any new Story/WIP TODAY? SHARE!!

Okay. So just down the road from my flat there's this little coffee shop. I've never been in there, but they have a board outside and every day they put up a different quote. Usually they're literary in nature... sometimes they're quotes from famous people... Anyway, I always look forward to walking past and reading them, 'cause they're usually really sweet and make me smile.

But today. Oh, today's quote...

"Twilight... the end of another day, the return of the night. Twilight, page 233"

Really? Really? Of all 4 books. Of all 1600 pages in total, that was the best quote they could chose?

I was a little disappointed! Haha.

But it got me thinking - we talk about everything here, but I don't think I've ever seen a favourite quote campfire.

I want to know your favourite quote from the books or the movies.

And I want to know your favourite quote of all time!

the always lovely ashley greene and joe jonas at the airport:

oh wait, I should add a picture of Ashley to make it twilight related:

He's like a kid in a candy store. Or a duty free candy store. 

So what's ol' Joe up to? In search of a new fertility statue so he can knock up Ashley to keep her jonasfied forever? Buying his mom and early Thanksgiving day present? Do tell. 

...when I saw his normal-guy body and pasty bum in those swim trunks and boxers.

But then a new set of pics comes along and HELLO!

Smoldering and furrowed-brow ones in the comments.

Full credit goes to the amazing, the resourceful Setje at quick and ready SOURCE.

(Is that crediting okay, rangers?  I think were not supposed to pimp other blogs without ranger approval, but I nicked these within an hour of their posting and they should get credit, yes?  Are the adjectives construed as a pimping?)

TODAY MARKS THE DAY THAT MY LOVELY WIFEY, KIMVI WAS BORN.

FOR THOSE OF YOU NOT LUCKY ENOUGH TO HAVE BEEN SPAMMED BY HER LYRICS ON TWITTER HAVE BEEN MISSING OUT. 

SO PLEASE JOIN ME BY HELPING MAKE TODAY THE BEST DAY EVER FOR HER!

NATHAN WORE HIS CROWN FOR HER TODAY:

JARED AND JAX CAME TO VISIT:

AND HER NEW LOVE TOM EVEN SHOWED:

SO SEND HER SOME OF THIS:

AND ENJOY OUR SONGS WE WILL DANCE TO AT OUR WEDDING!

I LOVE YOU BABY AND HOPE YOU HAVE THE BEST DAY EVER!

• All The Right Moves by iSelbe6126.0519
• Back Across the Pond by chels926
• Blinding by xlavendermoonx
• Distractions by windchime
• Fallen Princess by Bforqueen
• Finding the Way Back by sweetishbubble
• First Imprint (Sam's Story) by I_am_Kate
• Green by Bratty-Vamp
• Incubus Anomaly by elusivetwilight
• It's Just Lunch by TG81
• Of Kith and Kin by Chicklette
• Red Eyes and the She Wolf by Leanne Golightly
• Renfield and Chiclets by katinki
• Secrets, Lies, & Family Ties by IdPattThat
• The Confidence Man by OhMyWord
• The Dead of Night by annamorphos
• The Family Business by SuzsPetals
• The Heart is a Bloom by mtk1970
• The Truth Will Set You Free by Chellie

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(See what's happening the rest of the week plus everything else going on inside!)

Thank you for the awesome graphic, patsyrobinson! I ♥ U

This campfire was approved by Grown.Ass.Woman :)

i want to be a beta.  idk, I was a beta previously but then didnt' because of a heavy workload, but I miss it.  I miss the close relationship an author has with their beta. 

i miss editing.  i miss reading through.  i miss commenting. 

-sigh-

if anyone on adf needs a beta, come let me know?  or hell, even a prereader.  :)

(and yes, I'm part of Project Team Beta, but I feel like the process is so impersonal.)

Ok look....we all have our favorite stories.  Whether is for great dialogue, good plot, awkward moments, or the LEMONS.... we love what we love because we love it.

InTheCorner83 and I just ate some lasagne and some apple dumplings, then we read the latest chapters of one of our favorite fics.

Can you guess what it is?  It's our DROP EVERYTHING FIC.

LISTEN HERE

Whats your fav Fic right now?

Wow... 2 campfires from me in one day, LOL.

End Island just updated! 

So if you're reading this story, come inside and discuss with me!  And if you're not reading it, then click on the link below and start reading!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6380184/1/End_Island

This edition of High Noon brought to you by the phrase, "DUN DUN DUN!!!"

http://www.adifferentforest.com/Fiction/Default.aspx?Chapter=4208

Make me and the authors happy and go read and chat with me about all the drama and conflict and a certain scene some of us were wanting...

And then some more theorizing, serious or otherwise!

My thoughts inside.

I hope no one already posted on the subject. The movie is called Red Riding Hood and is coming out in March 2011. Basically, it's a spin on the classic story: A village is haunted by a werewolf. Valerie (Red Riding Hood) seeks the assistance of a hunter to fight the creature. The cast is AMAZING : Amanda Seyfried, Gary Oldman, Billy Burke, Julie Christie etc...

The movie seems really good. I'll definitely go see it. I'm a sucker for fairytales.  

Hi Everyone - Happy Sunday!

I'm going to introduce someone to Twi Fan Fiction and while I have a list of a few stories I want to give her, I've only been reading fan fiction for a little less than a year.  So I was wondering...

If you were going to introduce someone to fan fiction, what would be your #1 choice for an AH story and what would be your #1 choice for a vampire story.  I have a few conditions:

1. Must be canon

2. Must be BxE or the whole Cullen family

3. Preferably complete or at the very least very close to being complete.

Also... if you were introduing someone to fan fiction and they weren't sure about reading an AH story - how would you convince them to give it a shot?

FYT :)

I was at a party last night with some women I have know for many years, We get together once a month for a dice game.

My best friend started talking about how she would like to just run down, with her car, certain ethnic groups...soon everyone was joining in. The things they were saying were so rude and full of hate, it was rolling off of them.

They know that I don't agree with them,( I lightly study buddhism on my own )and for the most part we all try and stay away for certain topics, well this was not the case last night.

When I tried to defend these people and say that its not fair to stereotype people, they look at me like "I must not know whats going on around me" that I am naive.

I finally went into the bathroom and started crying (lame I know) I cried for my friends and the children they are raising with so much anger in their hearts.

I wasn't able get past the sadness I felt, finally the hostess took me aside and I did 4 shots of Redbull and Vodka...needless to say after that I was able to move on from what happened for the rest of the evening.

I know this is a heavy subject.

So how would you have dealt with this situation?

This has Campfire has been approved by the GREAT G.A.W....Thanks

Did you know?

Today is WORLD HELLO DAY!

(this is an actual thing)

November 21, 2010 is the 38th annual World Hello Day. Anyone can participate in World Hello Day simply by greeting ten people. This demonstrates the importance of personal communication for preserving peace.

World Hello Day was begun in response to the conflict between Egypt and Israel in the Fall of 1973. Since then, World Hello Day has been observed by people in 180 countries. (more here)

And since it's Sunday, which is Post Secret day, we all know how much I love secrets!  I thought it would be fun if we all took a minute to stop and say HELLO and confess something that NO ONE else knows.

I'll go first:

HELLO!!

Your turn Campers...

Remember, there's no judgment here, so give us your deepest, your darkest secrets. Get it off your chest!  We love you here!

xo

It's amazing how chinese whispers work with gossip....

Four men, who were allegedly drunk guests at a nearby wedding in the same venue, attacked Pelletier in the men's room of a Hilton hotel where he was a main attraction at 'Eternal Twilight 4,' a fan expo packed with teenage girls in Birmingham, about 120 miles from London (Peter Facinelli was the biggest 'Twilight' star originally booked to appear, but was ultimately a no-show).

Pelletier suffered a broken nose in the confrontation, during which the men reportedly struck and headbutted him until he was able to escape. Police chased the suspects, and witnesses say cops used a Taser to restrain one. All four were arrested on suspicion of assault; two have since been released and two were granted bail, pending further investigation. The motive for the attack has not been made public.

http://www.popeater.com/2010/11/20/twilight-bronson-pelletier-assaulted-nose-broken/

I totally picked the most crazy article btw....  BASICALLY MOST OF THAT IS COMPLETE BULL

When i saw the tweet from the Twilight Lexcion yesterday asking what happened I was all woah... people heard about that? (took a while though lol) But since they posted about the story it's popped up on even more sites and the events keep changing lol http://www.twilightlexicon.com/?p=22167

The lexicon probably has the most accurate series of events but still, even I don't know the WHOLE story and i was there.... (but Bronson wasn't hurt and stayed for the rest of the weekend happy and what not as if nothing happened.... the people holding the con handled the situation very well IMO... and the bride from the wedding party and her bridesmaids wore some hideous dresses... like footballer's wives bad... with orange skin ... the bridesmaids were wearing peach.... yeah... that was my main observation of the night...)  

So makes you wonder what other small stories are actually even smaller than they first appear.... and what really is complete crap when it comes to gossip sites.... (I'm guessing most of it tbh)

What's the craziest fabricated story you've heard online or in tabloids (mostly about twilight)? 

This is about twilight so I'm allowed to post it right? lol

This one goes out to Miss Erica Lopeezy on her birfday even though she's taking a break from fandom and internets, I anticipate her sweet sweet return and need to let her know I love her. Happy Birthday darling!! <3

I came across this tonight because of a recent reader/reviewer to one of my stories.

I'm having "issues" with all of it. First red flag is that the reader is 15. Now this honestly isn't a big deal to me. But she also writes things, and a common theme in her writing is spanking. BUT what really bothered me was that I went to read some reviews to one of her stories, to understand what it's about. And this was one review:

Link to Review

Has anyone EVER come across something like this before? What did you do? How was it handled?

I know I haven't been in the fandom that long, but is this sort of thing "common"? What would you do if you came across this?

Since when is something like this OK?

I'm thinking of PMing the reviewer and also PMing the writer . . . what would you do? Please come in here and advise me.