unsolicited life advice
for example:
-mac lip glass is unnecessarily sticky and you pay 15 bucks for the privilege of getting your hair stuck to your mouth
-peanut butter really does get gum (and pretty much anything else that's stuck) out of your hair
-nail polish remover will take that sharpie right offa your forehead; apply it to a cotton swab first, though, and dab. it stings/possibly blinds you if you get it in your eyes.
-target's rule on coupons is that if it scans, they have to accept it- apply this to using both a target coupon AND the manufacturer's coupon... for the exact same item! (example: i have a target coupon for 1.50 off 2 m&ms and a 1.00 off 2 m&ms from the sunday paper. voila... 2.50 off, making one of them free!)
-potential employers check your facebook accounts before hiring now, so remove any incriminating/topless/drunk/questionable photos you have right.freaking.now.
-1 cup of white vinegar in your dishwasher with each wash will make your glass sparkle like no cleaning product ever made will
-never, ever use wikipedia as a "works cited" source for your paper. in fact, unless specified to do so (or you have access to a professional database of research-based periodicals), you probably shouldn't use the internet as a source at all; quick, handy reference guide, yes. source.... no.
okay, your turn