Once a week we open up the HELP DESK so people can ask questions, make requests and get advice. 

If you have amnesia about a fic, this is the place to ask about it!

If you have a request for a type of story or a book, this is your spot.

If you are unsure about something that has to do with ADF, ask here.

And, in the spirit of Carnival/Mardi Gras/Fat Tuesday/Pancake Tuesday/Paczki Tuesday celebrations everywhere, If you want to know the best way to get rid of a hangover/indigestion/go on a diet... ask here!

If you have requests, questions or amnesia about any other areas in your life we like to answer those as well. I don't care if you want to know about trimming your puppy's nails. If it is bothering you, here is the place to ask. We won't judge.

This is your campfire. Ask away! Many people like to answer!

WELCOME TO HELP DESK WEDNESDAY!

ps. I added that "Thor" tag because it is asking for help. Get it? hahahahahahahahah. I am so clever ;)

That's Beautiful Bastard for those of you that don't remember the story

The "Fifty Shades Effect" Another Twilight fan-fic based novel is on its way

Good stuff.

So tonight, I was sitting in the bath minding my own business when this little gem of a title came in my head: 50 Shades of Blubber Fat.

And it occurred to me that I could make up crap like this on the spot in titles. I couldn't stop giggling after that. So it got me wondering what other people could come up with when it came to craptastic titles of books.

Like, Twilight made me think of Twitart. New Moon made me think New Mooning the President. Eclipse. . .well I need one for that. Breaking Dawn obviously made me think of Breaking Wind (because of that Rifftrax thing.)

And you know what I thought? I need more ridiculous titles for books that you know and hate/love. So, tell me, what titles would you give to these and other books that you have read?

FYT: Go read Figmentum by thimbles. I haven't been this excited to read fanfic in a long time. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8564452/1/Figmentum

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Books and Fanfiction alike!

Please link if you are reading fanfiction or give us a nice summary if you are reading a book. We also LOVE reviews and discussing stories, so tell us what you think of what you are reading!

Special Assignment:

What is your newest OBSESSION? This can be a fanfic, a book, or even something totally unrelated like a television show or a hobby. Just think of something that you are LOVING that you would like to recommend to us all!  

BUT, AS ALWAYS, YOU CAN CHOOSE TO IGNORE THE SPECIAL ASSIGNMENT AND REC ANYTHING!

Remember: read, review, and let 'em know you saw their fic rec'd on ADF.

Welcome to the Monday Morning Hot Guy Campfire. What better way to start your week than a hot guy?

Every Monday, I'm going to dedicate a CF to the Hot Guy of the Week. The catch? The CF can ONLY be about the current nominated guy.

We all have different tastes in men, so please don't yuck anyone's yum. If you have a man you'd like to see crowned for the week, PM or hit me up on twitter (@ffcherry) with his name.

So come on in and see who won the crown this week!

Do you write fan fiction?

Give us a little peek!

Post something about your upcoming chapters here

excerpt / pictease / music / poem / banners

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The last and only one was in the Middle Ages (Celestino V) and Dante berated him.. As you can imagine, Italians are floored

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/feb/11/pope-resigns-live-reaction

I can't even find a tag, sorry

EDIT I didn't think of a rec - given the enormity of the news - but, if I must, here it is

Requiem by Katinki (a vampire priest)

Want to talk about it?

Let's do it then!

Gifs, pics... who's hot and who's not...

Sooooooooooooooooo...Walking Dead is back tonight! I for one am happy about some Daryl love

and am hoping that Andrea gets her comeupins.

So who else is going to be watching tonight?  Have you been reading any spoilers? What do you think will happen? What do you WANT to happen?

Here and there (usually on ONTD), I see photos of these two - Courtney Stodden and  Doug Hutchison.  A lot of people hate on Courtney.  I get why -- she can be aggravating as heck and she can come across as a pretty dim bulb.  

But to me - SHE IS PRACTICALLY A CHILD.  Not necessarily just because of her age, but also because of her apparent lack of maturity (appearances not withstanding). 

He, on the other hand, disgusts me.  My biggest gripe isn't necessarily their age difference (my own husband is quite a bit older than I am, but I met him at 30 - not 16), but rather the way he seems to be exploiting her for his own benefit.  That said, their age difference at her age does strike me as wrong on quite a few levels, even if her parents sanctioned the relationship and it's all apparently legal.

If this were a studly young man and a lecherous old granny, would society be as accepting?  Do you think their relationship is real, or are they both pretending in order to get press and try to further their less-than-mediocre careers?  Do you think Courtney's going to wake up one day and be mad as heck that none of the adults in her life saved her from herself?

I AM BOTHERED!

Not my type of thing, and yet I can't find any other movie/thing to like damn.

This is mainly a Rosalie/Jacob scene.

Post anything, from any fandom. I've only been into Twilight, but I get it that there may be other things out there for others.  It's interesting to see how we share the same level of obsession though. Apparently some of us are in our own little worlds, while others are in the here and now. Meh. Normal Boring people.

I often wonder if getting obsessed and constantly thinking about fictional characters is good/bad/neutral. Some may say that you spend less time with your family, kill your eyes on the computer/TV screen etc. Now that I don't have much Twilight to think about though (fic or movie) I'm starting to get even more worried about rl stuff, and overreacting. Being obsessed with this fandom used to keep me at bay, even while dealing with family tragedy.

Random rumblings. Sorry. Hope you'll enjoy this cf

So I've finally decided to jump on the tumblr bandwagon. I made an account about a year ago and never really got into it, but after finding so many cool stuff on tumblr I'm going to start to seriously commit. This will either be a good thing or a bad thing considering I have so many other things going on (twitter, facebook, pinterest, youtube, etc.) 

As if I'm not spending enough time on the Internet already! Hah. :P

Anyways, to make this interactive ~ what awesome blogs do you follow that I should start following? Currently I am only following 12 so let me know what cool/inspirational/funny blogs I should follow! I'm new and have no idea what's out there. 

It can be Twilight related, TVD related, fluffy cat related...anything! Thanks. :)

There's a campfire asking which sequels were better than the originals, and I got to thinking...

What popular movie that "everyone" has seen that you haven't.

I've never seen Top Gun. 

The Godfather

Now, I've seen bits and pieces of them here and there... but I've never sat down and actually watched either whole movie. 

To add to the discussion. What movie do you think everyone should absolutely see?

Mine: Star Wars. Simply the very best story anywhere ever!!! If someone hasn't seen Star Wars, I want to take their pulse... how can you avoid seeing these movies?

So I am stuck at home with a monster sinus cold and watching Twilight- the movie I watch when sick. 

its been awhile since I watched it and a little bit of my cynical (bitter) perspective has worn off.  I am really enjoying it!! Nothing is bothering me about the movie.

All I can think about is the sequels were all eh to me, except BD2.  Why do sequels bite?! (No pun intended)

What are some favorite sequels, or sequel that kick the original?

Have you ever read something that resonated so well it left you speechless?

To me this passage speaks to anyone who has put pen to paper, hoping their words would one day be read by another:

"People disappear when they die.  Their voice, their laughter, the warmth of their breath.  Their flesh.  Eventually their bones.  All living memory of them ceases.  This is both dreadful and natural.  Yet for some there is an exception to this annihilation.  For in the books they write they continue to exist.  We can rediscover them.  Their humor, their tone of voice, their moods.  Through the written word they can anger you or make you happy.  They can comfort you.  They can perplex you.  They can alter you.  All this, even though they are dead.  Like flies in amber, like corpses frozen in ice, that which according to the laws of nature should pass away, is by the miracle of ink on paper, preserved. it is a kind of magic."

Diane Setterfield, The Thirteenth Tale

I know this book has been out for a while, so if you've read The Thirteenth Tale, tell us what you thought.  Or come inside and tell us about a writer, book, or fanfic whose whose words altered you, making you your jaw drop at the author's talent. 

I'm looking for this fics if anyone has them:

CHOICES by venomaddict  and CONSEQUENCES by venomaddict 
          Forget Alice seeing Bella cliff dive and Edward believing that she’d died. 10 months after leaving, Edward comes back to check up on Bella, only to find that things are much worse than when he left.

BEHIND THE CLOUDS by EchoesofTwilight
          When it’s time for the Cullen vampire clan to leave their home in Chicago, an old vision of Alice’s dictates their next move. Six years earlier, Edward Masen had been a patient of Carlisle’s: young, innocent, broken, and blissfully unaware of the destiny Alice had seen for him.
          Now living in Forks, Edward is haunted, depressed, and consumed by unrequited love. A mysterious note turns up in the pages of a book given to him on the worst day of his life, leaving him more confused than ever about his place in the world. When the meaning of the message becomes clear in a single terrifying instant, Edward must make a painful choice in order to secure not only his own fate, but also the lives of the people he can’t exist without.

EXPERIMENT BELLA: THE GODDESS by Vivianne_Haki 
          Bella was created in a secret place where she was held captive 15 years. She runs away and moves to Forks. She meets the Cullen’s who suspect she is not human yet more powerful. What kind of secret does she have? Who are after her?

Please, PM me! Thank you