My brain must not be working today. I'm trying to remember a fic I read once, where someone puts a naked pic of Bella up around school and Edward says something like "There's not much to see" in front of everyone and embarrasses her. I feel like its a really popular story it's just killing me that I can't remember what it's called.

First campfire and I'm typing on my iPhone so I'm sorry if I'm breaking any rules!

Hey guys!

Post some funny pics!

Celebrities Fail

Post a pic of a celebrities doing something funny; posing silly, bad make-up, scratching butt lol, or just some funny fails that has something to do with celb etc ..
 

Or anyone's fail, like this one:

My husband actually brought me Pizza as a valentine gift .. I need something to distracte me from thinking about it .. really.

Get in!

 Cursing Fate by Calliope Jones. I know that she had pulled to publish but I want the Fan Fiction version. Does anyone have it? and/or "As Long as Your Mine" and "As Long as Your Here" by colour Pearl? Edited they are J/B

On a side note now that I am in my 30s, I have decided it is time to start to embrace my femininity and attempt to start wearing makeup on more than just special occasions. I have just discovered the love of Urban Decay cosmetics and am thrilled to say right now that they are having an online sale of 20% off. What cosmetics are you into?  

IT'S FRIDAY!

CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE IT?

ok, normal rules apply:

no nudie pics

hold that filthy tongue on the front page, too.

be nice.

feed the trees, please.

leave me something i can sing out loud with attitude while i get through this today, today.

So it's been a Long freaking time since i had anything to post about about The Mortal Instruments City Of Bones but thats changing now because Sony Pictures decided to show us how much they love us (Unlike some studios i'm taking about you lionsgate/summit where da heck is Four dangit) and they started to post character photos of the cast earlier this week so if you'e dying to see whats been going on so far come inside this is the place for you

This is the campfire of Self Promotion:

THE PIMP CAMPFIRE.

Tell us about what you or a friend write. If you beta something fantastic, let us know. If you are hosting a contest, tell us about it.

We want to read what you write!

But noooo, that is NOT ALL!

This is the campfire where you can tell us about ANYTHING THAT YOU DO THAT YOU WANT TO SHARE!

Do you have an awesome tumblr? Do you paint things on the eyes of needles? Do you whistle Def Lepard's greatest hits and have the MP3 available on Amazon? 

TELL US ALL ABOUT WHAT YOU DO!!!! 

We want to know!

Really!

I totally almost forgot to post this...

COME ON IN AND DISCUSS TONIGHT'S EPISODE!

THERE WILL BE SPOILERS IN HERE, SO BEWARE!

BTW, HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY CAMPERS!

ALSO BIG THANKS TO MELISSA CULLEN FOR POSTING LAST WEEK'S CAMPFIRE.

FOUND THIS SPECIAL JUST FOR YOU, HON. ;)

Simon & Schuster purchases WALLBANGER and THE REDHEAD SERIES by Alice Clayton from Omnific

http://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/simon--schuster-purchases-wallbanger-and-the-redhead-series-by-alice-clayton-from-omnific-publishing-at-auction-in-a-major-deal-191215161.html

"Alice Clayton 's success is a testament to the talent and variety that blossomed from the same Twilight fanfiction community that embraced and fostered FIFTY SHADES OF GREY, GABRIEL'S INFERNO, and BEAUTIFUL BASTARD. Clayton's humorous approach to erotica is an uplifting detour from the darker stories that have dominated the best-seller lists in the last year"

Your thoughts?

I followed Master of the Universe when it was a fanfic (skipping the lemons...sue me :-) ) and I enjoyed The University of Edward Masen immensely, but I haven't read Wallbanger or The Office (aka Beautiful Bastard) -- I couldn't find these stories appealing. 

My rec (with fangs):

Revolution by knicnort3

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8665937/1/

Vampires have taken over and hunted humans to near extinction. A small colony of surviving humans led by Charlie Swan has built a new life for themselves. When Bella's brother Emmett disappears, she enlists the help of imprisoned vampire Edward to find him(AU) *Arrogant, Snarky, Witty, and Occasional Dark Edward/ Feisty, Stubborn, Strong-Willed, and Horny as Hell Bella

happy valentine's day or whatever.

leave valentines for everyone up  in this post. i've been impressed with the selections i've seen on tumblr lately.

anyone got any good plans?

anyway, this one's for my life partner, jandco. mostly because she hasn't seen LOTR, will never see LOTR, and will not understand the majesty of this valentine.

i love you, darling; never change.

purple observation: the liquid hot magma has been the background for days, but i find it especially apropos today. tonight, may your loins burn with the fire of all the volcanoes in hawaii. happy VD.

Okay so I am drunjk. I wanted to start a campfire about why everyone got in to Twillight to begin with. For example, How obsessed did you get with the series? Did you get so obsessed that you carried the books around wherever you went, just as an example? Or did you dive in to fanfiction right away?

Talk to me, I've had about 4 glasses of Jameson and 7up and I wanna know. AND BY THE WAY, I LOVE YOU ALL.

... when you realize that the awesome new series you've just picked up needs an additional year before the next book comes out.

have you read the Lunar Chronicles? if not, you seriously should:

very good reads, and the blend of fairytales and sci-fi is pretty refreshing. sad thing is, the next book won't come out until sometimes next year. so now i have to stew in my anticipation for a very long time.

has anyone else read these book? if so, what do you think of them?

fic rec:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8612085/1/By-Way-of-Sorrow

Author: jaxington
Bella Cullen has spent the last ninety-five years giving everything to protect her family and mourning the loss of her long dead human husband. A trip to Alaska to meet Tanya's latest romantic interest changes everything. The vampire she meets there has his face, his hair, and his body, but not his memories. It's a strange new world.
Rated: Fiction M - English - Angst/Romance - Bella & Edward - Chapters: 22 - Words: 134,077 - Reviews: 1,052 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 02-05-13 - Published: 10-15-12 - id: 8612085

Project Team Beta's featured author for February is Sydney Logan aka SydeyAlice (Twilight FanFic author of Forget Me Not).

On February 24, her article "Dos and Don'ts for Aspiring Writers" will post on the PTB Blog. 

Also, through February 28, PTB is holding a giveaway of Sydney's book, Lessons Learned.

Fill out the rafflecopter below or go to: http://bit.ly/ptbgiveaway

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Posted with permission by LJ Summers

Once a week we open up the HELP DESK so people can ask questions, make requests and get advice. 

If you have amnesia about a fic, this is the place to ask about it!

If you have a request for a type of story or a book, this is your spot.

If you are unsure about something that has to do with ADF, ask here.

And, in the spirit of Carnival/Mardi Gras/Fat Tuesday/Pancake Tuesday/Paczki Tuesday celebrations everywhere, If you want to know the best way to get rid of a hangover/indigestion/go on a diet... ask here!

If you have requests, questions or amnesia about any other areas in your life we like to answer those as well. I don't care if you want to know about trimming your puppy's nails. If it is bothering you, here is the place to ask. We won't judge.

This is your campfire. Ask away! Many people like to answer!

WELCOME TO HELP DESK WEDNESDAY!

ps. I added that "Thor" tag because it is asking for help. Get it? hahahahahahahahah. I am so clever ;)

That's Beautiful Bastard for those of you that don't remember the story

The "Fifty Shades Effect" Another Twilight fan-fic based novel is on its way

Good stuff.

So tonight, I was sitting in the bath minding my own business when this little gem of a title came in my head: 50 Shades of Blubber Fat.

And it occurred to me that I could make up crap like this on the spot in titles. I couldn't stop giggling after that. So it got me wondering what other people could come up with when it came to craptastic titles of books.

Like, Twilight made me think of Twitart. New Moon made me think New Mooning the President. Eclipse. . .well I need one for that. Breaking Dawn obviously made me think of Breaking Wind (because of that Rifftrax thing.)

And you know what I thought? I need more ridiculous titles for books that you know and hate/love. So, tell me, what titles would you give to these and other books that you have read?

FYT: Go read Figmentum by thimbles. I haven't been this excited to read fanfic in a long time. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8564452/1/Figmentum