This made me giggle a little too much. I would have done exactly what his wife was doing too, filming and giggle- snorting.

Hey everyone check out the entries for the

Blue Watch One-Shot Contest.

RT Check out the story entries in the Blue Watch Contest. Storm related Twific!

https://www.fanfiction.net/u/5148797/

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Blue Watch (or Blue Box) - [Slang] a severe thunderstorm watch.

Welcome to The Blue Watch TwiFic contest!

Thunderstorms. Blizzards. Hurricanes. Duststorms. Tornadoes.

Funnel clouds. Lightning strikes. Destruction, devastation, and irreparable damage.

Hailstones as big as golf balls, rising floodwaters, deadly gale-force winds.

As if severe weather wasn't majestic and inspiring enough on its own, we'll keep a tumblr ( bluewatchcontest.tumblr.com ) loaded with images, songs, quotes and meteorological terminology that will keep your wheels turning. 

Follow us on twitter for the latest updates from your weather boy, Mike Newton: @TheBlueWatch

(posted with permission from VampiresHaveLaws)

Rec :

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9826376/1/Look-How-You-Turned-Out

One of the most upbeat and cleverly written stories you will read -- and by the wonderful Counselor.

If I was going to write another story it would be something like this...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 57,523 - Reviews: 4505 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 8h ago - Published: Nov 6 - Bella, Edward

Welcome to the Monday Morning Hot Guy Campfire. What better way to start your week than a hot guy?

Every Monday, I'm going to dedicate a CF to the Hot Guy of the Week.The catch? The CF can ONLY be about the current nominated guy. 

We all have different tastes in men, so please don't yuck anyone's yum.If you have a man you'd like to see crowned for the week, PM or hit me up on twitter (@ffcherry) with his name.

Do you write fan fiction?

Give us a little peek!

excerpt / pictease / music / riddle / poem / banners

~ Don't forget to include a link to your story! ~

Anyone still watching The Vampire Diaries besides me? Anyone watching its spinoff, The Originals?

What did y'all think of Thursday's episode of TVD?

(My thoughts are in the comments. Please come chime in!)

Rangers: I tried to use the "Add Tag" button, but nothing happened. Feel free to add tags.

So it's the last regularly scheduled college football weekend. I'm very sad. 

But, it's also conference championships and the final weekend before bowl decisions. I have no dogs in this fight (my team didn't even make a bowl, ugh) but I'll cheer for yours. Come in and tell me what you want to happen.

Here's a picture of my future second husband being pure awesome (number 43).

Welcome to the Feed Your E-Reader

weekly campfire! 

Please post all the fabulous deals you've found this week. And if you pick up a book from a comment inside, please let your fellow campers know you did.

And don't forget to feed the trees, yeah? 

So, I may have celebrated the end of the semester a little too much last night, and I woke up this morning with a pretty massive hangover. Not typically being a big drinker, I HATE being hungover and I get really irritable and act super dramatic. If it didn't make me look like such an idiot, I would be that person walking around inside with sunglasses on and telling everyone to speak to me in hushed tones. It especially annoys me when I am forced to experience hangovers alone. My boyfriend woke up super chipper this morning, and I was just like, "Really? Take your happy attitude and shove it, mister."

I usually rely on super strong coffee and a large fries from Burger King to get me through. What's your hangover cure? 

I've noticed a few times in recent Help Campfires that people were asking for gift-giving advice and I'm sure the rest of us have that person on our list who is hard to shop for. Or maybe, like me, you're just out of creative brain cells and can't come up with one more freaking gift idea. So maybe we can help each other out. Stumped on what to get for your kid's teacher? I bet someone here has a great idea. Your Aunt Cindy, the crazy cat lady? Surely someone else on ADF has had to buy a gift for a crazy cat lady aunt.

So have at it! Ask for suggestions or maybe share some awesome new gift idea you've discovered this season.

hey hey sorry sorry, something came up and i didn't post this earlier. SORRY

also it's freeforall weekend omg i forgot it was even friday my life is terrible rn

the holiday freecycle is a little different, so pay attention, holiday elves

-start a comment with what you're willing to give away, including treat boxes! i was gonna do a separate CF for that, oop

-people give away stuff they no longer want or need, but this time of year, you can give whatever you want. check previous holiday freecycles by clicking on the "freecycle" tag and scrolling to the december posts. if you're giving away an ipad mini or air, let me know in advance so i can snag it, eh?

-no money is to exchange hands, else it wouldn't be a freecycle

-the first person to comment gets the stuff. don't be a grinch!

-let us know if you're willing to ship internationally.

-don't give it away if you aren't willing to give it free and clear.

-if you're in the spirit of giving and have the means to do so, offer giftcards to people! this is a rough time of year, and while 25 bucks might not mean much to you, to a lot of people it can mean the difference between having bread and milk or being kinda hungry. the kindness of internet strangers never ceases to amaze me!

BUT ALSO

-if you're looking for a specific gift for a person that you can't find, ask for it! check previous holiday freecycles, you'd be amazed at what people give away. this is the only freecycle all year where we allow people to ask for stuff.

rules:

-feed a tree while you're here, keep the forest paying for itself!

-your thing goes to the first person to respond.

-don't be a freecycle hog. let other people get free things, too! 

-if you offer it, you take care of shipping. that has always been the deal.

-if you're taking it, you really ought to offer to reimburse for shipping. shipping can be a lot, man. 

-do not post your home address or email address anywhere on ADF. take care of that via PM!

-let us know to which countries you're willing to ship 

-if you'd like to anonymously give gifts to fulfill requests, send me a PM and i'll be your santa go-between

now, get to it, and lemme know if you have questions. also ipad minis.

i've never had macarons, someone send me some fyt:

Ever have one of those things happen to make your think, someone is going to come and take your babies away? Here's my latest.

My son brought this drawing home from school.  After trying to hide my horror/laughter, and praying that his teacher didn't see it, I asked what it was.

He looked at me like I was a complete idiot, and said, "Duh, Mum. It's Squidward with a big giant goose egg on his head!"

What horrifying things have your kids done?     ETA: Squidward 

For all the Rob lovers out there, have you ever seen a more beautiful picture of him?

Hi guys. Haven't come here in a long time; hope you're all OK. I've been going through some difficult times, with my health (clustered microcalcifications on breast; waiting for biopsy results. Not the easiest thing). Fic wise I've been trying to read Counselor's Look .. , but I can't get into it at all unfortunately. And I really need to find something to read, something captivating.

Anyway, what made me make this cf is Paul Walker's death. I always thought of him as the most beautiful (pretty) AND handsome man in Hollywood. His death was shocking and all, but there's the other side too, about how those speeding are putting not only their lives at risk, but also the lives of innocent others. Now that I've been reading more about his biography though, I'm starting to find some things very unsettling. Apparently he was 33 when he started dating his 16 year old gf, and it's not the first 16 y.o. he dated as a grown man. I know young Bella, much older Edward is a plot many like in fics (e.g. Age of consent), but as a mother of two girls and a former 15 year old that once dated a 19 year old it makes me nauseous. Sure, breaking prejudices is cool and hot and whatever, but on retrospective, I can't feel fine with this particular type of relationship.

What do you guys think? Anyone that has been in such a relatiohsip? Am I just too prejudiced?

Articles I've been reading:

Was Paul Walker guilty of statutory rape?

Paul Walker was wrong to date a 16 year old... and I know that from experience

FYT The absolutely amazing Muse from the tour I went to (playing now in the cinema in every other country but mine boooo). Really, watch the beginning, and tell me you're not ruined for any other artist/show for ever. ETA: if it doesn't work, try this link. But, really, try it.