DELETED USER

Conan, Cody and Wolfboy

Tuesday November 24, 2009 at 7:30 AM

 this skit was on Conan last night and it cracked me up.

 

it it doesn't embed...cuz i suck and screw that up all the time here's the link : 

YAY!!! it worked!

http://www.tonightshowwithconanobrien.com/video/clips/jerry-mediates-the-monsters-112309/1178890/

AprilAnne

Alright campers.... lets be honest...

Tuesday November 24, 2009 at 6:10 AM

Who else had fanfiction wheels in their head turning when Carlisle was bandaging Bella????

(yellow for HOT SEXY LEMONS!!!!)

HUH HUH ????

Im not a Carlisle swooner... but he used his I wanna fuck my son's human GF cuz at least i have self control voice sexy voice and was like 0.3 inches from her BODY.

Me and my cousin were giggling at the possibilities!

anyone? anyone?

bexi21

Bologna and Cheese

Tuesday November 24, 2009 at 4:30 AM

You know... after 4 hours of sleep, this makes you laugh just a little.

Really, I watch it for Jamie.

ROB IS IMPRESSED BY HIS COSTARS' MAD SKILLZ.

 

DELETED USER

The twitter post

Monday November 23, 2009 at 11:13 PM

'CAUSE THERE'S A LOT OF NEW CAMPERS/LURKERS AROUND. HAI.

It upsets me to no end that cullenism was already taken... but here it is.

http://twitter.com/berserkasfuck

goingthedistance

Look Who Went to New Moon

Monday November 23, 2009 at 10:31 PM

Here she is-brace youselves


 

lilu

Best part of New Moon...

Monday November 23, 2009 at 8:32 PM

Ok, I just saw New Moon and it basically blew my mind for two hours straight. Everything was spot on, and I didn't even cringe ONCE. All of the performances were heads above Twilight.

 

So, it was all phenomenal, but my favourite part was.....

 


SPOILER ALERT



When Bella told Edward off before the vote. EFFING FINALLY. He needed to back the eff off. My girl grew some balls.

 

Edward was so whiny, I just wanted to tell him off myself.

So proud.

Tor

back in LA

Monday November 23, 2009 at 8:25 PM

Rob and Kristen are back in LA-We hear from reliable sources that he's going to spend Thanksgiving at her parents house in the Valley.

Jenn and I going drinking again-bye!

wtvoc

i'm just gonna leave these here

Monday November 23, 2009 at 8:22 PM

shown to me by the lovely, glorious and divine mel.  behold, smeyer's original vision for edward, all groweded up:

 

 

Photobucket Photobucket sweet christ on toast i love me a man with a gun (obvs) Photobucket

emibella

It's time to Shamelessly Promote Yourself!

Monday November 23, 2009 at 7:59 PM

Lots of you have been asking for this and now I am delivering! This is a CAMPFIRE where you can Shamelessly PIMP anything your hearts desire. There really are no rules except if you see someone PIMPING something you love..GIVE IT SOME LOVE. If you see something you think you'll like... GIVE IT SOME LOVE. If you read something that someone PIMPED in this CAMPFIRE...REVIEW IT AND TELL THEM THAT YOU READ ABOUT IT HERE ON ADF.

I'll start:

My name is Emibella. I am ADF's Fanfic Czar and VIP Writer but I don't think a lot of you have read my stuff. May I recommend that you read 

PROFFER FOR 24.. if you like Edward/Bella one shot fluffs.

BOUNDLESS.. If you like one shot Canon angst from different perspectives.

IF IT'S THE BEACHES.. if you love angst, manipulation, more angst and a healthy dose of very hot, well, you know.

ALL OF THESE ARE AVAILABLE IN THE STORYTELLING AREA RIGHT HERE AT ADF

PLEASE REVIEW THEM. I LOVE REVIEWS AND I WILL GIVE YOU ENDLESS LOVE. REALLY.


IT DOES NOT HAVE TO BE FANFICTION.. IT CAN BE ANYTHING! EVEN IF YOU THINK EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS, TELL US ABOUT IT ANYWAY!

See how that is done? Now it's your turn. . . it's a Monday Pimping Free For All!


 

mz.mimi

Twilight fan are crossing the line

Monday November 23, 2009 at 7:56 PM

What are your thoughts on this?

http://insidemovies.moviefone.com/2009/11/19/why-twihard-cougars-are-grossing-us-out/?ncid=AOLDSN00290000000007

Why Twihard Cougars Are Grossing Us Out

 
Okay, before all of you middle-aged Twihards get in a snit, let's just be clear. We're not slamming the movies. We're not slamming the stars. More importantly, we get it. The male stars of 'New Moon' and 'Twilight' are super cute. They run around with their shirts off and glower romantically. They're hard to resist.

But when we saw this video (Twihard Mom Seeks Signed Panties from Taylor Lautner on 'Jay Leno Show'), well, we just got a shudder up our spines. Why? Well, it's simple. And if you're a Twihard cougar with teenagers of your own, you should get it immediately.

While Robert Pattinson is 23 (and thus fair game, ladies), Taylor Lautner is just 17. In other words, a kid. Legally, jail bait. And, while it's all well and good that teenage girls are chasing after him, it starts to be a little skeevy when their moms want him to autograph their panties.

We understand society has a double standard when it comes to teenagers. On the one hand, that other Taylor (Momsen, of 'Gossip Girl' fame) is put into plenty of sexualized situations on her TV show, and she's only 16. Plus, even though she doesn't go topless, a la Lautner, she certainly works the cleavage and skin quotient on the red carpet like a full-on adult.

But when we see interviewers in their 40s and 50s drool over her like a well-marinated steak, we also say, ewww.

Both of these Taylors are still kids. And, if you're a parent, whether you're a mom or a dad, drooling over the same kid as your own kid, isn't that unsettling for you? More importantly, how would you feel if some of your friends were looking at your teenager the same way -- while having the same R-rated thoughts?

It may just be fantasy and good clean fun, but honestly, it doesn't seem like such a big step to go prowling for fresh meat at the next parent-teacher conference. Sure, cougars (and old guys with trophy wives) are all over TV right now -- 'Accidentally on Purpose,' 'Modern Family,' 'Cougar Town.' But let's point out -- none of those characters are supposed to be under 18 or are played by actors under 18.

Go ahead and argue that, well, they're bringing this hormonally charged attention on themselves. They're dressing (or undressing) like adults, appearing in projects with mature themes and for all intents and purposes seem pretty darn grown up. Sure, Lautner certainly has the 12-pack abs of a grown man. But please, don't share all the stats on teen pregnancy and juvenile crime or how they do it in France, blah blah blah, that justifies treating these kids like adults. It didn't work for Roman Polanski and it doesn't work for you.

Teenagers need to be able to experiment with the grown-up stuff that's right around the corner. But they shouldn't have to worry that their friends' moms and dads are waiting for them to bend over so they can check out their butts. So go to the movies. Read the books. Relive your youth and have a grand old time. Heck, go ahead and drool, just keep it to yourself. But please, God, keep your underwear on.

thatgirljen

Forever My Love by LionLambForever

Monday November 23, 2009 at 7:49 PM

Does anyone know why this fic was taken down? I didn't see anything on the authors profile page and have not gotten a response from the author. I know it was a collaboration between her and someone else, but as far as I can see the story has been completely taken down. I know that one of the authors had a death in the family I believe, but I heard nothing about it getting taken down. I just noticed the other day that it was no longer on my alerts list. Anyone know anything about it? It was one of my favorite stories...

Ruby-Wednesday

The different incarnations of Bella Swan

Monday November 23, 2009 at 7:40 PM

After reading GCS post below and scrolling through ff.net, I've been thinking about all the different way fic writers manipulate Bella. So many of the stories I just scolled past had her as a stripper, a hooker, someone pregnant from a one-night stand...and I wonder where people got these ideas for such an innocent character.

 

Perhaps it's wish fulfillment. Perhaps is because she's such a malleable 'everywoman' character in the books. Perhaps it's just giving her an edge...I don't know. Why do you think she is made so OOC? Do you like/dlslike this? What are your favourites? What about canon Bella...why do we hate her? As a fandom made up of girls, it shouldn't so hard for us to like the main  female character...

Mostly I just wanna know why people sex her up and make her a bitch. Humour me people. what do you think?

 

pixievamp

WHAT ARE YOU READING?

Monday November 23, 2009 at 7:31 PM

AND I MEAN, AN ACTUAL BOOK.

I KNOW. THEY ARE SO FOREIGN TO US. ACTUAL PAGES WITH WORDS AND A COVER... AND NOT ABOUT BELLA AND EDWARD (OR YOUR PREFERRED PAIRING).

I'M TRYING TO FINISH THIS:

SO THAT I CAN START THIS:

gallantcorkscrews

BELLA LOVE

Monday November 23, 2009 at 5:58 PM

Um. Back again. Uh.

So YEAH. Last night we did "which ff Edward would you marry?"

TONIGHT we are doing "If you had to go lesbo -and you lived in Massachusetts- which fanfic Bella would you marry?"

And if you don't want to hypothetically swing that way, you can simply tell me what ff Bella you wouldn't mind being.

My Bella of choice will always be Sin and Incivility by Pastiche Pen. She's freaking hot.

And she got down with Victoria js.

Wordy

Nervous Nelly

Monday November 23, 2009 at 5:37 PM

 

Nervous Nelly
That’s not my name! That’s what I’m feeling!
I wanted to say hello for the first time. I registered a moment ago. I don’t know if I should cloud your judgement with utter dribble or impress you with magic. I warn you my magic is limited, but on the flipside I have plenty of dribble (Um...).
My beta asked me to take a ramble in the forest and though I’m not keen on insects I am wearing my hiking boots. I have my bug spray and a small bottle of water.
I’m looking for the make shift sign that’s nailed to a tree, the sign that will point me in the right direction for submitting stories.
I promise not to leave litter behind or upset the bears. Though if a lion comes my way I will run.
My name is wordy.
 
Tor

hello

Monday November 23, 2009 at 4:29 PM



i'm still in New York with Jenn.


I miss my boyfriend.

 

 

 

what are you missing right now?

 

 

 

p.s. - robert and tom are at our hotel, and we keep running into tom

mz.mimi

Huh?!?!

Monday November 23, 2009 at 2:43 PM

Here is a thread to find out everything you ever wanted to know about fanfic, but was afraid to ask.

My questions are:

I see this written in a lot of fics, what does "pwned" mean?

What does "canon" mean?

Where did the term "lemon" come from? I get that it means there will be sex, but I just don't get the relationship between lemons and sex.

I know there's more, but I am having a brain fart.



 

DELETED

Exciting News!!!

Monday November 23, 2009 at 2:19 PM

As one of the VIP Authors here at A Different Forest... I am SUPER stoked to share some exciting news with all of you!!!

 

A Different Forest now offers:

 

free glitter text and family website at FamilyLobby.com

 

That's right!  Head on up there to Storytelling.  Click your favorite authors and add the author alerts.  Click your favorite stories, and add the story alerts.   This is a fast and easy way for you to be notified when your favorite fics update! 

(And don't forget to stop in and visit the VIP cabins to raise a little hell with the folks churning out these stories.  We LOVE to hear from you.)  There's no better way to get the inside scoop on the stories posted here at ADF! 

RANGER EDIT: If you're an author or a fan of the stories here in the Forest, please TWEET this fabulous news! Spread the word: HUGE NEWS! A Different Forest now has Author & Story alerts! VIP Author brattyvamp shows you how at www.adifferentforest.com

sah0004

What's YOUR Mountain Lion?

Monday November 23, 2009 at 1:57 PM

Edward likes Mountain Lions:

Emmett likes Bears:


Jasper likes . . . Bella?: 



And Jacob likes babies:


So, my question is:

What are You cooking for Thanksgiving?

OR

What's YOUR favorite meal?

Thanksgiving is right around the corner and I am so confused about what I should make. My cousin and I usually make the same things every year, but I am growing tired of the same old same old.

I know there are a lot of people here that are from different parts of the world, and I am using ADF to my advantage (hahah). So your fave dish doesn't have to be Thanksgiving themed and it can be a dessert, appetizer, entree, it can be ANYTHING really! I want whatever you'll give me! I just need some ideas! And if you could leave recipes or pics or just whatever, I would gladly appreciate it. Come on, help a sistah out!

Btw, we usually cook for 30-40 people, so umm, yeah anything that could be cooked in bigger portions would be a plus!

And thanks to jennyfly for approving this post!


 

 
wolvesnvamps

HEY! WE ARE LOOKING FOR YOU!

Monday November 23, 2009 at 1:49 PM

HI! The forest is looking for the following artists who submitted their work to us:

Lupinestar

Bexi21

Elspeth/elspethmac

R-becca

Dragons Exist

The Hat Does Nothing

Kimbercullen

Kalejay

yanxxx

Stretch

Touchstone67

misbluejuju

Bright Red Boot

misformarisa

evansblue

infinity

Please email us at adifferentforest@gmail.com within the next 24 hours please! Thanks so much!

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