Okay, so I'm writing my piece for the Kill a Cullen Contest, and a major part of it is influenced by music. I've run out of songs for this particular playlist, and I need them to keep me going. I know I'm probably going to give away a big chunk of my story right now, but do any of you guys have any sad songs that can possibly relate to the military? (i.e. Travelin' Soldier, I'm Already There, Just a Dream, If You're Reading This).

For your time, some hot Kellan love:

Okay, so I know its probably not the most prestigious award out there but it exists and ITS FUN. I personally don't follow if, I don't even know if film critics give them or people who got bored of watching Oscar nominee films. I mean, know I did by now. You need to wind down somehow from all these deep and insightful movies that make you depressed enough to cry out for pyjamas and raid the fridge for Ben and Jerry's, and what better way to do this than watch something like G.I. Joe - Rise of the Cobra. Even the title is pure genius.

Anyhow, so the reason for this post is that I couldn't help but notice that New Moon and especially Rob made a deep, deep impression on the judges. Nominated in 3 categories, as you see and actually I'm surprised not to see it amongst the worst picture nominees. Honestly, I think they had it coming, I really didn't like the movie, I think they should have been glad they got away with the first one not stealing this whole razzie-show. I don't think the movie sucked because of Rob, though, I mean we saw the kind of material he had to work with... But I'm biased when it comes to him, so I should just shut my fangirl mouth shut.

It would be so funny if he actually went and accepted this! I heard somewhere Halle Berry did it (right after she got the oscar), and I think it would be incredibly fun, and show that he has a great sense of humor. But Summit would probably hang him up by his testicles somewhere where fangirls could reach him if he did that, so its not likely to happen, but still. It would be funny. So the nominees are:

WORST PICTURE OF 2009 
"All About Steve"
"G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra"
"Land of the Lost"
"Old Dogs""
"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" (a.k.a. "Trannies, Too")

WORST ACTOR OF 2009
All Three Jonas Brothers, "Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience" 
Will Ferrell, "Land of the Lost" 
Steve Martin, "Pink Panther 2"
Eddie Murphy, "Imagine That"
John Travolta, "Old Dogs"

WORST ACTRESS Of 2009
Beyonce, "Obsessed"
Sandra Bullock, "All About Steve"
Myley Cyrus, "Hannah Montana: The Movie"
Megan Fox, "Jennifer’s Body" and "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"
Sarah Jessica Parker, "Did You Hear About the Morgans?"

WORST SCREEN COUPLE OF 2009 
Any Two (or More) Jonas Brothers, "The Jonas Brothers 3-D Concert Experience"
Sandra Bullock and Bradley Cooper, "All About Steve"
Will Ferrell and any co-star, Creature or "Comic Riff," "Land of the Lost" 
Shia Lebouf & Either Megan Fox or Any Transformer, "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"
Kristin Stewart and either Robert Pattinson or Taylor Whatz-His-Fang, "Twilight Saga: New Moon"

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS OF 2009
Candice Bergen, "Bride Wars"
Ali Larter, "Obsessed"
Sienna Miller, "G.I. Joe"
Kelly Preston,"Old Dogs"
Julie White (as Mom), "Trannies, Too"

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR OF 2009 
Billy Ray Cyrus, "Hannah Montana: The Movie"
Hugh Hefner (as himself), "Miss March"
Robert Pattinson, "Twilight Saga: New Moon"
Jorma Taccone (as Cha-Ka), "Land of the Lost" 
Marlon Wayans, "G.I. Joe"

WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF OR SEQUEL (COMBINED CATEGORY FOR 2009)
"G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra"
"Land of the Lost" 
"Pink Panther 2" (A Rip-Off of a Sequel to a Remake)
"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"
"Twilight Saga: New Moon"

BTW the whatz-his-fang was like this on the hompage too XD

okay, we lost some stuff.  c'est la vie, mes amis.

alors, je veux les choses qui vous rendent heureux.

or, you know.  post shit that makes you happy.  links to your favorite fics, pictures, songs, campers, scary purpley rangers et al.

just... love up on something.  and create them twilight-related campfires!

example: i just got new costco coupons in the mail.  yesssss

Hi! My name is Carrie and I just registered. I am a HUGE Twilight fan. I love the books. and I love to read fanfic. I have been working an a fic for several months now, but I feel like it needs more depth. I get a few reviews over at ff.net, but not enough for me to really know if my writing is that good. I mostly write for a different fandom, but I had this idea that I thought twi fans could get into. It's different from any other fic I have found. If there is anyone that would like to take a look at it and give me pointers that would be great.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5275864/1/Return_to_Humanity

I think I've seen every pairing out there, however once I stumbled onto Toxic by SweetDulcinea, I found a love for a new pairing.

..... Peter and Bella. SO, does anyone know any good Peter/ Bella Fics?

Please and thank you...

EDITED: Because I like it here...and

WTVOC freakin scares the beejus outta me.

Anyway - I was trolling Forever21.com today...because cheap is my motto...and found this:

TRUE LOVE NEVER DIES

oh..and this...

Now besides this just being...odd.

Here's the real question: 

DO BETTER PHOTOS OF THIS MAN NOT EXIST??

C'mon.

Got any weird Twi-crap to show off?

CAMPERS....

A DIFFERENT FOREST GOT HACKED.

yes, someone tried to start a fire in the forest.

luckily, there are amazing people in charge of this here forest.  

me?  i am of the opinion that this is awesome.  obvs, we're doing something right! 

THEREFORE, I DECLARE THIS A MOTHAFLIPPIN' 

ADF GOT HACKED

DANCE DANCE PARTY!!!111!1!ONE

show me yer gifs.

play me yer party musics.  

i'll be here, drinking whiskey and coke and shakin' mah ass from the VIP lounge upstairs.

lol :')

but srsly... people who have nothing better to do than try to hack us?  please.  we're not amateurs. gtfo.

Did every thread from Sunday night disappear and no one has posted today or is something wanky with my computer?

Hello. Sorry to interupt your reading or sunday plans but I was wondering if anyone knows what happened to the story Afraid To Dance? I do not remember the author's name but it was based on how she met her husband I believe. I know it was over at Twilighted.net but I can't find it.

Thank you so much!! (a piece of candy to say thanks)

A post about a popular story below, made me think about some of the most cliched common titles for fics. Out of the whopping  130,696 stories on ff.net I found the following results

Isle Esme - 71

How to Save A Life - 31

Fix You - 39

Fallen - 157

Beautiful Disaster - 43

Sex on Fire - 7

Use Somebody - 10

Time is Running Out - 16

There were 40 with Closer in the title,  2953 with Edward, 3217 with Twilight, 172 with sex, 665 with blood.

To include myself, there were 20 with Snap, and TWO stories called Heatwave.

To make this interactive - what do you guys think of these kinds of titles? Will you scroll right by or take a chance?  What are some other titles we see repeated all the time? Find me some more big results? Or just talk about other stats - the most reviewed, highest word count, your own read count etc etc.

I'm bored you guise. Humour me.

Like every Sunday, River Dam updated! In my opinion, this story is just pure genius and I just can't wait to be Sunday for this reason alone!

Let's talk about it here or you can go to Jennyfly's cabin to tell her how amazing her story is!

EDIT: you can also go to jandco's cabin to share the love since it's a collab.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5454169/21/

Jandco, 'How to Save a Life' updated.

But I have a feeling you already knew that.

Sooooo, I'm officially popping my campfire cherry!! Yay! (It's not so painful btw :oP).  I've been a lurker for several months, been thoroughly entertained by you crazy ladies, and have felt part of an awesome community (even though I was hiding behind a tree!)

I guess I finally thought of something the other day that made me go hmmmm about the Twi-verse to want to ask my fellow campers! That being, have you ever wondered why SMeyer didn't give her vamps fangs?? Retractable ones at least? Since she took such a drastic turn on how she characterized her vamps, maybe that was just one more way to make them less scary and be able to blend in even more.  I personally find the fangs to be a little more than sexy, and would die to see our beloved Cullens with fangs, especially Edward.  For me, fangs are the epitome of what a vampire is and are the most sensual part of them.  Who doesn't find a vampires kiss to be something to be desired, especially in the throes of passion??  I've been reading a books series where the fangs come out when the vamps are either thirsty or turned on, and when a human is bit by a vampire, the pain quickly turns into extreme pleasure that typically will lead to sex. Hawwwt!

So without rambling too much, here are my questions for you all:

1. Do you find fangs on a vampire to be sexy, why or why not?

2. Do you think it would have made the Twilight series difficult to write/ more difficult for the Cullens if they had fangs?

3. Does anyone know if there are any Twi-fics out there where the author has given the vamps fangs?

Oh, and a little candy for inspiration!

I'm totes dating myself, but I was wondering if we could do a pledge for the Forest.  Anyone remember the Red Green Show?  I used to watch that with my grandpa and my dad religiously when I was a kid on SUnday nights after church. 

This idea has been forming in my head all morning, since I'm playing hookie from church, and I was thinking about us needing a "Camper's Pledge" or something.

The Possum Lodge Pledge " I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess. "

Something along the lines of: "I'm a Twi-Smut-Holic, but I can change to canon, if I have to, I guess."  That is just the version that honors our Ranger JennyFly.

Maybe WTVoC's could be, "I'm a fandom flouncer, but I can still love jandco, the Rob-lover, if I have to, I guess."

Not putting words in these Ranger's mouths, but how creative can we get with something like this, I wonder?

We could do a Cafe Press t-shirt contest or something.  Like, you campers come up with a good overall pledge and then we give away the t-shirts as prizes or soemthing.

I have too much time on my hands.  But I think this could be a cool way to advert/ promote ADF.  I'd wear the shirt or drink from that mug...

So, yeah.  Back to your regularly scheduled programming (GO CATCH UP ON "A ROUGH START" AND "MY ESCORT"!!)

I need to read some new fics, the usual ones I read are the ones on notifications, and that's almost 3 fics.

so.. yeah... I need to read more fics. Any recs?

As a writer I find that outlining is usually pretty good, then when you write everything flows, but AtS (After the Storm) seems to not want to follow that rule. It jumps about, telling me I need to write this scene, then that scene, then here there and everywhere. I wrote 45k in about two weeks and I had to shuffle everything around to make it flow. This is the first time I have ever had to do this with any story. Ever. (I write original fic too)

My question to all you writers (and potential writers)... do you write with the flow or do you write out of order?

 As some of you may remember, way back on Wednesday when I posted the Pimp Campfire I was SICK. Well, I am STILL SICK. In fact, I am WORSE. I have a stuffy nose, a killer headache, I can't stop coughing and my eyes are watering like mad. I am wearing my big ass Ugg boots, Sock Monkey pj's and my fuzzy lamb robe from B&BW that I got for Christmas ALL UNDER MY SNUGGIE. 

But I need a CURE FOR THIS ILLNESS. I can't write and I NEED TO WRITE. 

Please, give me your best advice or your best recipe, give me something to look at or watch to take my mind off of my pounding headache, feel sorry for me or give me something to read.

I am in serious need of help here Campers. As one of your Rangers, I beg of you: CURE ME.

ps. xoxo and codeine makes me loopy.

How's your Sunday going?

What are doing?

 Ok, so I don't start campfires very often here but I've found myself a reason.

Besides showin some love for ADF and the Rangers (You guys rock!) I came to share my plans and see if any other campers had some plans!

In July I will be attending the Boston Twicon! I've purchased my Gold Weekend Package, my photo-op with Kellan Lutz and a hotel booked! I am sooo freaking excited it's not even funny. With Kellan Lutz (Emmett) , Alex Meraz (Paul), Chaske Spencer (Sam), Daniel Cudmore (Felix), Charlie Bewley (Demetri), Bronson Pelletier (Jared), Kiowa Gordon (Embry), and Boo Boo Stewart (Seth) all making appearances!

On top of all the great actors and events going on at Twicon, I am lucky enough to have some of my best fandom friends there. I got my girl from Boston go (who I went to Dallas with and lots of other shows), meeting another friend in Boston AND I have my Fan Fic wife stopping over here in her travels from Europe! It's going to be amazing! 

Look out Boston, troubles coming! And I'll be sharing all the lovely pictures we get right here! 

If you want to check out the page for Boston Twicon 2010, here's the website. http://www.creationent.com/cal/twilight_ma.htm

So this is where I ask all of you, what are YOUR 2010 plans? Any fun trips? Comic Con, 100 Monkeys Show, Twicon? Share with me campers! :D

What is the Gazebo?