you've got about four hours left in the free-for-all! it ends at 3pm EST every saturday.

carry on.  and in this thread, let's talk about how you can't take any internet-generated wars seriously.

alternately, discuss how annoying it is when you post a oneshot that's marked "complete", and people wonder when you're gonna update.

 So I'm sure everyone already knows about this but I decided to re-visit an old fav 'Boycotts and barflies' but couldn't find it. 

Did a google search for the title and realised the lady who wrote it has had it published and I just wanted to say how brilliant I thought that was.

Anyway I'm sure everyone else already knows and has discussed but I just wanted to say i think it's great and I love that story.

Does anyone know if she's planning on publishing 'We're going where'? Cos i love that one even more than boycotts.

I don't know vjgm but I just wanted to say well done, very cool!!!!

Remember when the slightest whisper of anything Twilight related gave you a bigger high that what one would get on a three day bender? If you seen or heard the stars name you would sqeaul, or if you heard complete strangers talking about RPattz and his spray-on-abs-of-heaven you would butt in?

What I'm wondering is:

Has there been a time when you have been guilty of a crime like this?

SHARE.

Unplanned by Jayeliwood? Her FF profile mentions she's working on it but it seems to have disappeared.

I wondered if it might have been pulled as a result of the recent LU situation but some of her other stories are still up.

We all adore the pretty that is RPattz, but I would like to take the opportunity to appreciate the Reigning King of Pretty....Brad Pitt.

I'm having a bad day... ergh.

Can anyone rec me some fluff?
(Preferably E/B or A/J from Twilight, or Draco/Hermionie  or James/Lilly from Harry Potter?)

And perhaps tell me how you get rid of a bad mood? (besides from the obvious chocolate, of course!)

Many of you follow me on Twitter so you know that I was discussing my breasts earlier today. I needed new bras. I got some and they are fan-fucking-tastic.

Tell me campers....do you like your breasts? Do you think they are too small? Too big? saggy? firm? If you could have anyone's ta-ta's in the entire world-whose would you choose?

I really like mine. I have been told that they are the perfect handful. I would like them to be more perky but hey...you can't have everything.

**Please do NOT post pics of your breasts! This is the internet. Post other people's if you want!**

i'm not sure what i ever did to either erica lopeezy or lillybellis for them to hurt me so.

new evidence:

oh, lillybellis.  why do ya gotta be so hurtful?  D':

you guys know who the president of the "we hate wtvoc club" is, don't you?  do you really want to associate with her?

This camp-fire was pre-approved by WTVOC. I'd like to think David would approve.

Dear Haiku Camper

You inspired my new vice

As the snowfall roars

In your honor, I’m starting a Twilight Haiku thread.

Campers, post anything you want about Twilight in Haiku. Or Bones. WTVOC said so.

Here’s how to do one if you have never tried:

http://www.ehow.com/how_3336_write-haiku.html

And here are two examples from Twilight:

(Let’s be clear, I never claimed to be good at haiku. I just find it amusing. Bad Haiku could be just as fun.)

Fanfiction Alice

With pixie shopping and dance

Makes me want to spork my eyes

This one was pre-approved by GinnyW.

I totally didn't show her the one above out of fear for my soul since she likes the character Alice.

Coming to Terms Ed

I nicknamed Trollward

Because he made me so mad

And for WTVOC a Bones haiku:

Unrequited lust 

Between Bones and her G Man                                     (that was man, not spot)

Will keep me watching

She's probably going to ban me now for doggerel. So farewell campers. :) LOL

sorry, charlie.  i win at power struggles.  

As all you lovely campers know, I was attacked today.

*pause for drama*

I was publicly flamed by none other then the authoritative Ranger WTVOC.

She misused the forest for her own selfish purposes and personally attacked me for doing  what no one else here dares to do.

STAND UP AGAINST THE VICIOUS AND SOUL SUCKING ANGST.

Yes I did this. I flamed her AU Bonesfic today to make a point that NO MORE will i stand back and allow her to spread the misery she so loves to create.

By then coming here and flaming me for having the audacity to flame her greatness, she angered me further.

I AM AFRAID THAT HER TRANSGRESSION IS GONNA HURT MORE THEN JUST HER.

I swore I would never do it again but this crime against the fandom shall not go unpunished.

UNLESS WTVOC POSTS A FORMAL APOLOGY TO ME BY 9pm PT I WILL BE SHUTTING DOWN THE FOREST. INDEFINITELY. I SWEAR IT. 

so please campers come around and flame wtvoc away, till she gives in and apologizes

and to show I'm serious beans here. I GIVE YOU AN EXCERPT FROM PIE.

OMG DON'T LOOK SASHA

Now she comes from time to time, not nearly as often as she used to back when she still smiled, and puzzles the staff with her visible eagerness in staring at pies for no apparent reason. I think it might have something to do with him not coming with her anymore. The guy really liked his pies, if my memory serves me right. Maybe they broke up and she misses him. Maybe he became an underwear model after all and moved to LA. Or maybe it has something to do with those horrible scars.

So I'm sitting here watching the Olympics and NBC just did a story on Aksel Lund Svindal, the Men's Super-G Gold Medalist from Norway.  I just died - he's so pretty!

Edit:  To make this interactive, have you discovered any new crushes from the Olympics??

So Im sitting her with the Pretty Princess being lazy in the home on a Friday night like the old couple we pretend we are.

Im on the laptop playing around int he forest and talking on twitter reading a fic and trying not to read CF, whatever.

David, however is playing some overly violent video game with someone online and is eating a peanut butter sandwich. Gross.

I notice a while back that both of us have the most rediculous pet peeves. He hates the sound my typing makes and I want to break that damn game with all the shooting then toss that nasty ass sandwich out the window. Yet, we're still sitting here. I guess we kinda just get over those pet peeves.

Was that how it was for you all? What things did your significant other go that bugged you? Did you get over them.? 

What are your pet peeves? Im being nosey. Humor me.

Ranger Tor is drunk somewhere in Canada right now. I have been with her when she is drinking and she is delightfully funny. She has asked for a DRUNK POST!!!!

So tell us campers-are you drunk? are you planning to get drunk?

Tell us some funny drunken stories!

Two of my friends have forgotten their passwords for this site and they cannot figure out who or how to ask for help.  Anyone got an idea?  Thanks so much!

 I saw the new Glee promo today!

I'm so excited! Madonna is allowing them to use her entire catalog. Joss Whedon is directing an episode, Molly Shannon and supposedly Neil Patrick Harris will be guest stars!

Anyone as pumped as me?

Where all are my gleeks at?

So, your faithful Rangers think ADF needs to pitch a tent over on iTunes (I just made myself laugh there, don't mind me).  

What say you, campers?  Feel like providing some entertainment?

Well here's your chance to host your own very own ADF Podcast.  Rob likes Podcasts - see?

Ranger wolvesnvamps and Ranger Tor are launching a new contest to find the best talent in the fandom to host a weekly podcast here at ADF.  Don't you want to give them something interesting to listen to while they camp out and toast their S'mores and drink their weight in club soda?  

We know you're all talented - so here's your chance to shine.  You have to follow a few guides along your trails, or else they'll be forced to throw your entry into the campfire.  Curious?

These are the rules:

1. All submissions must be in a MediaFire .mp3 format and a link to the file should be emailed to podcast@adifferentforest.com no later than MIDNIGHT on 3/5/10.

2.  Please keep the topics to all things TWI-VERSE. Fandom wank, fanfiction, movies, books, actors-just as long as it is Twi-verse related. Although you can get a little raunchy, please keep the language clean.

3. Podcasts cannot be longer than 15 minutes. Anything longer than that becomes fuel for the campfire, and will be disqualified.

4. No threesomes please! We are looking for soloists and duos only!!

5. Deadline for entry is MIDNIGHT, Friday, March 5th.

6. Only ONE entry per team or person please!

The winners will host their own weekly 30-minute podcast with wolvesnvamps and Tor as your Executive Producers.  You will also be required to allot 15 minutes from your first Podcast to allow WTVOC and myself to debate the awesomeness of Red vs. Purple Drank, and serve as moderator to said debate and the subsequent fisticuffs to determine superiority (just kidding...kinda).

So, go forth and be creative - send us your best.  Ranger wolvesnvamps and Ranger Tor can't wait to hear from you!

Questions?  Ask away!

My husband and I got into a shouting match  healthy debate the other day about who was the best Batman.  Now, I know you're wondering, "What does Batman have to do with Twilight?" Well, we were watching the George Clooney Batman (you know, the really awful one?) and I thought to myself, George Clooney was in that movie with Anna Kendrick and she's Jessica Stanley!  Maybe I should write a seven degrees of Twilight book if there isn't one already.  But, I digress.  There have been so many Batmans and I did a google search on it and apparently there are some people who are pretty passionate about this.  I figured I would ask all the intelligent folks on ADF and see what their opinion was!  I love Friday free for all.

So, is it...

Michael Keaton?

Val Kilmer?

George Clooney?

Christian Bale? *cough, cough*

or, just for the heck of it,  Adam West 

Furthermore, if a Batman fight broke out, which Batman would come out on top?

I need fuel to prove I am right and my husband is wrong...I picked Christian Bale :)

What IS that?

The Russian trailer has new scenes from Remember Me.

Tattoo?  Sharpie from a drunken night?  Oddly shaped patch of Rob's chest hair?

Or maybe it's just a goof on the yt vid and I'm imagining it. 

Look at it.  1:11.  Am I crazy?

Trainwreck is back and this week I reveal how pathetic I am when I compare Twilight to a relationship.

So, campers, what is Twilight to you?  Fling or Long Term?

What do you think would happen if someone, other than Sleepyvalentina, continued Art After 5?
Or, if a fan of Wide Awake wrote an Edward who hated cookies?

A Bella that never remembered who she was in Retrograde....
An IRA Edward that doesn't make it at the end..

What would you do if someone wrote a fan fiction of a fan fiction? I've heard of things like this happening in huge fandoms before.

HOWEVER

Our fandom also seems highly protective of the written works therein. Would you let this fly? Love the new view? The different arc? 

Authors, would you find this flattering? Given that the proper credit was awarded you? (The characters are SM's, the orginal storyline belongs to yadda yadda)

Ladies, the word is Winnebago...Discuss.