Hi! Looking for what I thought was here in the forest, but I either have the title or the author wrong!

Suicide Kinds by racktghost ??

Yes  you read correctly! There is now a Twilight inspired tanning lotion. 

Isn’t that like … an oxymoron?! Twilight + Vampires = Pale and sparkly. Not tan! This must be a wolf pack thing  LMAO

What will they come up with next the already have a twilight inspired vibrator i think things have gone just a little to far

 So I'm thinking about writing a story. I'll prob chicken out and won't do it but I'm curious about fan fic writers......

How do you write?????

Do you have the whole story planned out chapter by chapter?

If you plan out chapters in advance are they detailed breakdowns or more general just with the main developments e.g chap 1 E/B meet or would it also include what they were doing/thinking etc?

Do you write the whole or a large portion of the story before you have uploaded chapter one?

Do you just release the first chapter and then go from there?

And anything else you can think of that I haven't asked.

As I said I'll prob chicken out and not publish but was curious about the process you guys use.....

Enquiring minds wanna know : )

TWILIGHT AUTHOR, STEPHENIE MEYER GETS LAVISH TREATMENT FROM BLUEWATER.

Vampires, werewolves and, of course, the people who love them have been very good to writer Stephenie Meyer. The writer, creator of the mega-selling Twilight series of vampire novels, has achieved that rarest of feats for modern authors: She’s become a celebrity, a household name.

Meyer’s comic biography resonated with fans of the Twilight novels and movies. Bluewater, in fact, sold out of several runs of the comic, making it one of the most successful of the company’s hot-selling line of biography comics. That’s why, this edition called “Twilight Unbound: The Stephenie Meyer Story”, will release a new hard cover version of Meyer’s story.

Last year, Meyer also became a comic-book star. Bluewater Productions in November released Female Force: Stephenie Meyer, a graphic biography detailing Meyer’s rise from unknown writer to the guiding force behind one of the book industry’s top-selling franchises.

This new version will include updates on the success of New Moon, the most recent Twilight film, and a look at Meyer’s future plans for Edward and Bella, the romantic leads of her vampire books. The book will also be stuffed with extras, making it a must-buy for Twilight fans.

The collectable version with new features will be the first hard cover for Bluewater retail for $12.99. Written by Ryan Burton with art by David McNeil, the comic is just the latest in Bluewater’s popular biography line. This series of biography comics has already highlighted such influential women as Oprah Winfrey, J.K. Rowling, Sarah Palin, Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton. The series’ goal is to examine the lives of these important figures in an objective and balanced manner without resorting to sensationalism.

“The fan reaction to our original release of Female Force: Stephenie Meyer was amazing,” said Darren G. Davis, president of Bluewater Productions. “The positive response took even me by surprise. That’s why I’m so excited to release this new version of Meyer’s story. I hope her fans appreciate the new information and extras we were able to dig up for this edition of the book.”

Bluewater’s biography comics, which include the Female Force, Political Power and Fame lines, have been credited with bringing new readers to the comics industry. Many of these books have sold out of their initial print runs. Such mainstream media as MTV, Rolling Stone, Time Magazine and People Magazine have run stories on the books.

The book is scheduled for a release in May in time for the “Twilight: Eclipse” film. The book is now available for pre-order on Amazon.com.

So gather us up around the campfire and tell us Rangers-how does a story/author get picked to be a VIP here in the forest?

Is there a list? What is the process?  Do you argue? Has everyone gotten in that you vote for? Do campers get to make recommendations?

Please tell me! I am very curious!

I'm guessing the fandom is dismissing this:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/2864525/Twilight-star-fesses-up.html

as tabloid gossip (as am I) and ignoring the entire debaucle. I mean, it is The Sun. The paper isn't exactly known for it's groundbreaking expose's. But I am surprised no- one's mentioned it yet... To be fair we have heard it all before!

Well - I guess since we are still mid Olympics it should be a triple toe loop :)

I am coming out of work craziness right now, and looking for some new stories to catch my interest.  Before you start throwing them out - a few constraints:

- I prefer vamp these days - AU or Canon

- I'll happily take anything that has a good Em (big surprise)

- I don't want the buzz fics or usual suspects, I want good characterizations and off the beaten path.  Give me something that is averaging less than 75 reviews per chapter - WIP is fine. 

Let 'em rip....

 *** ETA  - if you are on the Indie Nom list - I already know about you - trust me on that one :)  You are all the reason I am losing my eyesight hehe

Sanctuary updated...and there is much to discuss!

go, read it and come back and give me your thoughts

and predictions for Father Edward.

http://www.adifferentforest.com/Fiction/Default.aspx?Chapter=1877

I'll be sharing mine when I get my thoughts gathered coherently.

I'm am trying to figure out how to post a story on this site. It's a bit confusing, and there's nowhere that tells you how to navigate the site..If anyone knows how i can post my story here, i would appreciate it....Also, every pic i try to use as my avatar dont work...lol....any tips on that would be appreciated as well.....Thank you.

 Expectations and Other Moving Pieces updated. 

What do you think of this recent chapter?

I'M CRAVING FIC WITH AN UNAPOLOGETICALLY BAD EDWARD.  I WAS READING 7EVEN DAYS THAT HAD A MOBWARD THAT WASN'T AFRAID OF CRACKING KNEECAPS, MAKING SEEDY DEALS OR PULLING A TRIGGER IF SOMEONE OWED HIM MONEY.  HOWEVER, THAT FIC HAS BEEN REMOVED AND I CAN'T FIND IT POSTED ANYWHERE ELSE AND CAN'T REMEMBER THE AUTHORS NAME. 

SO HELP ME FIND A GOOD REPLACEMENT OR IF YOU KNOW WHERE THIS FIC IS PLEASE LET ME KNOW.  THANKS!

Maybe i'm being dopey today but is there a way to know if a story on here is complete? I can't seem to see anything that would tell you that it would be...

Is it me or did KStew look faintly GRUBBY at the BAFTAS? She's done some zingingly great photo shoots, has the potential to be so stunning - I mean I can really see her as vamp Bella in BD. BUT sometimes wow she just can't seem to be bothered can she?

And whilst that I don't give a damn look works some of the time, not at a red carpet do surely. Put a bit more effort in girl.

And likewise RPatx. Sort the hair out. Or at least wash it!

Just saying.

Ok I have had to officially run for the forest for safety.

Ok I made it.

My Twilight hating friends usually leave me alone.  One of my best friends went onto face book and posted this big article she found.

(link inside)

I am so mad at what is taking place I had to come here....

Okay, so I have posted a story over at Twilighted (I just post, not read, I'd never betray you guys like that...>.> <.<) And I NEED A BANNER!!! I'm artsy, but not techy. Please help! here's my summary to halp ya'll out a bit:

It's been ten years since Breaking Dawn. The Cullen's were unable to find something to stop Renesme's rapid growth, and she passed away at the age of 11.
The whole family is crushed, but no one takes it as hard as Jacob, who flees soon after the death.
He ends up in yet another small town in Oregon called Sandy.
This is where Sydney comes in. A spunky, witty, sassy girl who seems to be one huge ball of sunshine. Jacob is just what she likes; A mystery. And it seems whether Jacob likes it or not, she's gonna solve him. As Sydney learns more about Jake, a slow realizations dawns on her; "If I fix him, I can fix me

 But with a new threat lurking in the shadows of Sydney's life, and the Volturi sticking their noses around, fixing anyone won't be easy.

Can Jacob see past Sydney's cursed life, or will his primal instincts take over enabling him to fight this unknown enemy? Forks isn't the only town with secrets after all.

Any way, tell me if you can make one and you will get lots of hugs and kisses and a referance in my story notes!!

P.S. If you wanna include a direct image of Sydeny, she has short black hair, pale skin/ freckles and greenish eyes, but a sillwhouette or siomething would be fine too, what ev's, you can use Taylor though! teehee! okay, thanks bye!!

P.P.S. Also, there are...cats...involved. Specifically, a big black panther...sorta thing. Just tossing it out there.

We are making a FABULOUS post! Why?

Because our campers are the best in the fandom. This is a fact-not an opinion.

Because us Rangers work non-stop to make the forest the best it can be and just wait-more is coming! LOTS more!

Because John is the best site designer/creator ever and we worship him hourly. (we need to have more John dedication posts damn it!)

Tell us what you think is fabulous. Why YOU think YOU are fabulous. Why you think someone else is fabulous. Just share all the fabulous people and things in your life!

EDIT: Something happened, and the forest ate my comments. Hmm...

Anyway, I love this fic - Edward Cullen, Dick for Hire

It's been a great story so far. And I think it'll wrap up nicely. No excess amounts of lemons, no dragging the plot. It's fast, action packed, and has a nice story arc.

And if anyone has got any comic recs for me, please do tell me..

Robert Pattinson or Taylor Lautner?

Both? Neither?

Thoughts!

-cough- RPattz pwns Taylor

Is anyone going to TwiCon in Boston from July 16-18? Because my parents are buying me tickets as a sweet 16 present and my friends don't know if they are going and I want to know who else is gonna be there so I don't end up walking around lost not knowing a single face in the crowd.

This fine specimen is gonna be there: