via Target.

Paging Tor... 

 I finished a book called the Hunger Games literally about 15 mins ago the first thing I did was turn on my computer and order the second of Amazon for evening delivery because I am now addicted!

Then I click on a Different Forest only to find a campfire about.......the hunger games.

I think the Forest has some weird psychic mojo going on. Freaky.

It's still on twilighted, though.

From hunterhunting's profile:

Clipped Wings has been removed by ffn admin for violation of TOS. I have no idea who, if anyone reported the story. PM's have been disabled because of the sheer volume of them resulting from the above issue. Thank you to everyone who voiced their concerns, please visit my blog for more information.

From her blog:

To everyone who sent me a sympathetic line, thank you. Kassiah, my fic wife and one of the lovely ladies responsible for putting together my blog is currently going through CW&IA right so that all the chapters will be posted here.

As a preemptive measure we will be doing the same with MoBS because lets be quite honest, there is porn in chapter 3, so the likelihood that it's going to get pulled is quite high. Until that happens I'll be posting on ffn. At the same time I am probably going to bring my o/s's over here as well, just in case.

Just thought some of you would like to know.

I can't sleep because my back feels like it's being stabbed repeatedly.

and the internets are dead.

so...

late night chat post!

Hey everyone!

I'm so excited to announce that my fic, Human Nature now has a banner made by the lovely m81170!

She is fantastic, you should definitely check out her stuff :)

So here it is!

Human Nature is now off hiatus and will be updated soon :)

www.fanfiction.net/s/5235860/1/Human_Nature

 ooh looky there's a LJ comm for the Hunger Games Series!

District 13

Calling all campers!

Have you read the Hunger Games series?

If not, why? If so, come and play!

Come and discuss the series with us. 

Do you think Gale looks like this...

or maybe this..

Who do you envision for Peeta, this..

or possibly this..

Who is your Katniss? This...

or this...

Come and share your thoughts and ideas with us at

District 13

This post may or may not include certain bribes for certain beloved purple rangers, js.

do you have a potty mouth?

your dirty uncle sure does.

tell me your curse words of choice.

but nothing that would violate my constitutional rights, please.  i'd hate to exercise my ban hammer tonight. 

(meaning if you insult someone's color or sexual orientation, i will have your ass.  keep it classy, ie exclamations of fecal activity or lewd acts of fornication, please.)

inspired by the following conversation with emibella:

emibella:  but we have a mandolin and a ukulele too, so it was more to round out the strings.
holy cats we sound like a bunch of crazy hippies.
that is the first time I ever chatted "holy cats" btw.

me:  you are a bunch of crazy hippies
and it's better than
holy crow
my new thing is
"rats!"

emibella:  I like "rats!"

me:  it's effective
and unexpected from senora potty mouth pants
i'm starting a curse words campfire

...is that coming off right?

Some how i've found myself in a rut, all my stories have either ended or update too far and in between, so i'm looking for some recs ladies:  A story that updates regularly, maybe every week even?

A few limitations:

- I read MofU so, been there.

- I can not get into vamp fics anymore, so AH please

- I'm pretty much all for the cannon pairings

- if Edward could be a sexy, asshole...um, you get a gold star!

thanks in advance!

p.s. has everyone seen the Details online exclusive shots?

why so sad robby, why???

The author, Saewod, has personally pulled all of her stories from FF.net.  She says it was a personal choice.  She updated one of her stories as late as 2-19-10. 

Does anyone know if Saewod has moved to a new site?  Does she have a Facebook page or is she on Twitter?  

I'd really like to know what happened, I've been following a couple of her stories.

That's right! With the permission of your very own Dirty Uncle (and some serious lateness on my part to post this) I give you:

BORED POST!

It's a Wednesday night and I am bored as hell.

plus i have a dentist appointment tomorrow that I'm scared as shit to go to. Hal + needles in the mouth= oh my gawd I'm freaking OUT.

So... I figured we'd kick it up a bit.

What are your plans for tomorrow?

Hell, what are you doing tonight.

Right now I am basking in the silence that is my children being asleep. And procrastinating going bed.

See how this works?

You try!

So, this lovely (and obviously reputable) site, SHOWBIZ SPY, is offering the good people of London a minimum of OMG FIFTY POUNDS for photographic evidence of the Sasquatch that is Robsten engaging in a PDA.

That's right, y'all.  You can sell two people you don't know out for a minimum of FIFTY WHOLE POUNDS!

In this post, let's talk about what you would do if some random money-hungry Twihards hunted you down and took your picture to make a quick buck.  Make your answers good - I'm judging you.

***Oh, and any campers in London - don't you dare think about participating in these shenanigans.  It's the lowest of the low.***

/PSA

The Same Rules apply tonight but I would like to take the opportunity to pimp something 

AWESOME

So much has been said today about moving fics around from fanfiction.net and reading at other sites, that I want to know what EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU are reading RIGHT HERE ON ADF

We have amazing authors, an excellent CHOICE of backgrounds and a kick ass way of communicating with authors. And an author list that keeps on growing every month! 

Who are OUR authors??

I thought it was cute.

Ok, so I just figured out how to change that unbearable Black background with Red lettering on the Twilighted website.

Can anyone give me any great E/B stories that have only been posted on the Twilighted site? I have already read tons of stories on the FanFic site and need to find some new ways to get my fix!

I would bribe you with some pictures but am having problem with my Apple.

There is a new trend in young Hollywood called Vajazzling, a relatively new concept in vaginal adornment. It’s exactly what it sounds like- bedazzling for your vajayjay. The trend exploded when Jennifer Love Hewitt announced that she Vajazzles regularly to feel good about her privates.

The link which contains pictures can be found here:

(I wrote this post with Jandco because she makes everything better!)

Hey campers,

I was just on TLYDF and read that Twice as Long as Yesterday by hopeful wager will no longer be available online after the 17th of March.

I don't know why it's being removed, but it's a wonderful story. So anyone to who hasn't already read it, I suggest you do so soon!

Here's the summary for anyone who is interested:

1866 Ireland. Isa Swan has agreed to Lord Cullen's proposal: in exchange for allowing her father and her to remain on his estate, she will submit herself to him each night for twice as long as the night before. But how long can she endure him? AH. B&E.                                              Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 113,364 - Reviews: 7049 - Updated: 2-17-10 - Published: 3-4-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete

Someone messaged me and said that I ought to have my own font color to use a la wtvoc's big purple posts.

Your response to this post is a two-parter:

1) What should be my signature color?

2) Hit "Ctrl" + "V".  Let's see what the last thing you copied was.

Here's mine.  I think Jasper may have been using my laptop.

Do you make fan videos?  Do you have one you want to share? 

Whether you make them or are just a fan, here's a place to post your favorite  (or ) fan videos for all the forest to see! 

MY RECS FOR THE WEEK: 

"NM - Edward's Painful Last Kiss Goodbye" by lovesimplicity

AND

"The Prophecy - Harry Potter" by SmokeyFizz  (if you haven't seen this video... SHAME ON YOU.  it's one of the best HP videos ever!)

FYT:

Hi Fellow Campers.   I hope it's kosher to post this here (on some blogs it's a taboo story).    A good many of the chapters on MOTU have been pulled from ff.net for content.   The author pulled them down before ff.net pulled the story.    The whole story so far is now up at Twilighted.net.

Oh and just in case you didn't know (I didn't until just a few minutes ago), you can now get email alerts for updated stories AND (THIS IS THE BIGGY FOR ME),  you can change that horrid red letters on black background skin to an eye friendly black letters on white background!! 

Please someone help me find the title of this story. I was really enjoying it but didn't save it and now for the life of me I can't remember what it was called.

Edward and James were bullies in high school and loved to torment Bella. They stuffed her in her locker and she completely lost it. She was so humiliated she left Forks and didn't return. Now 12 years later, Bella returns after Charlie dies and Edward is one year sober and looking to make amends with Bella. She wants nothing to do with him but he keeps showing up and helping her take care of Charlie's house.

Thanks so much!