Hello everyone! I am trying to remember the title of a story I read a while ago. Edward meets Bella through Alice. I think they are cousins. He lives in SF, was dating Jessica and she ends up preg. and also becomes a couple with lauren. They trick Edward into thinking the baby is his and in the end ruing what Bella and he had.

I am really bad a summaries so sorry if I butchered that! Thank you so much :)

I will tell you right now, I have NOT read it and I refuse to read the twist at the end.

So...I'm wondering, how of you have read the twist and knows what happens? Did you like it? Will yoiu still see it now that you know what happens?

Please do NOT post the ending and spoil it for everyone who doesn't want to read it. 

I'm just wondering what the thoughts are on it. 

Okay, first campfire here, so bear with me.

This is a two part question. How many of you are "in the closet" with your fanfic life? How far in? I'm totally and completely in. In my real life, only my husband knows I read and write fanfic. A few other people in my life may know I read Twilight. Like once. Last year....right.

Second part of the question: for those of you who are/ were in the closet, have you ever come out to a real life friend? What was the response? I ask this part because a dear RL friend who lives far away from me now recently confessed her complete immersion in the Firefly fandom. I sensed my opening, a sympathetic spirit who just might get what I'm doing here. But I'm still hanging back, being all bashful about telling her.

So I need to know, what do your real life friends think about all of this?

Yeah. So It's My Mama's Birthday & Her Friends Brought Her A
5 Layer Chocolate Cake.
It Was....... MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
The Break Down;
A Layer Of Chocolate Cake
A Layer Of Chocolate Icing
A Layer Of Chocolate Cake
A THICK Layer Of Chocolate Moose
A Layer Of Hard Chocolate On Top
THEN There Was Whip Cream On The Edges
With Little Chocolates To Decorate
.....
Let's Just Say I'll Be Up For A WHILE!
Should I Mention I Apparently Have
An Undiagnosed Case Of Textbook ADHD! <_<
This Will Get Interesting Later When My Family Crashes!

So, Tell Me;
What's The Best Sugar High You've Ever Been On.
AND
Show Me The FUNNY! Cause Laiughing Is What I Do Best
(With And Without Sugar - Sugar Makes It Worse Though)

So, I do a segment called 'Where in the World is?' at Altered Lions and Sacrificial Lambs blog every second Saturday, where I try to find an author who hasn't updated for at least three months or more.

Guess what? I'm out of options - which is good, though, because an updating author makes for a happy reader! I have searched out Janna Banana, NusiainForks, x.x.Poker Face.x.x., vampvixen01, stephenie-inspired-novelwriter, thatisastory, journey2002, IdreamofEddy, LionsLamb, TajiaRae, JaspersStoryAlter, ExploitingReality, and the ever-elusive Midnight Seductress.

So, I pose my question to you all:

Where in the World is...? <--you fill in the blanks. You need to take into consideration that I am mainly a Jasper reader, so if anyone can help with regards to ANY shipping (especially considering the fact that our blog focuses on ALL the fine men of Twilight.)

Who are you ANXIOUSLY waiting for an update from? Is there a special author out there who just makes you tingle with anticipation if he or she were to update - precisely because he or she has not updated in a LONG TIME?

Muy gracias!

LETTUCE PLAY A GAME OK.

I'm going to give you a word and you find me as many songs as you can with said word in the title.

FOR EXAMPLE, I'm choosing "WANT" so I would post this:

and then you would post:

OK GET IT?

When we have exhausted all the choices for "WANT", I'll pick a new word.

NEW WORD IS "TIME"

Let's make it harder now, new word is "BELONG"

AND.....

So, i was reading some awesome Dadward fics (thanks to all who recomended!!) and I was thinking "Why, Jacob has sperm as well does he not? Where are his children?" So, i was wondering, has anyone read any Daddy Jacob stories? And if not, do you think its a good idea?

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I'm in the mood to spread around some silliness in the forest tonight.  So I want to see gifs galore in this post! 

HERE'S HOW IT WORKS...

YOU CAN MAKE A PUBLIC WAR OR YOUR OWN PERSONAL WAR.  FOR INSTANCE, IF I WANTED TO START A GIF WAR WITH BRATTYVAMP (b/c we're awesome at it) I WOULD SIMPLY DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS:

YO BRATTYVAMP, I'M TALKING TO YOU...

AND THEN SHE COULD CHOOSE TO RESPOND IF SHE WANTS.

IF YOU WANT TO MAKE A PUBLIC GIF WAR, JUST POST A GIF AND SEE WHAT KIND OF RESPONSES YOU GET FROM ALL OUR CAMPERS.

NOW (because it would be amusing) YOU CAN MAKE A SURPRISE ATTACK IN THE MIDDLE OF A PERSONAL ONE.  SAY YOU KNOW THE TWO CAMPERS FIGHTING WITH THEIR GIFS AND YOU JUST WANT TO JUMP IN AND CAUSE A RUCKUS

YOU CAN DO THAT.

NOW... NO GETTING ALL SRS BSNS UGLY WITH EACH OTHER.  THIS IS JUST TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN AMONGST OUR FOREST COMMUNITY.  OKAY?  OKAY.

READY? 

SET?

GO!

So I was at work today, feeling emo and pissed about moving my office. Again. I went from having my own, to sharing with 4, now sharing with 12.  Goodbye privacy, hello fanfic on the phone. Plus, we're getting really close to negotiation time and I REALLY don't want to strike and I know it's gonna happen.  This is not how a non-profit agency should work. *sigh*

Anyway, it dawned on me, as I was trolling Twitter, as usual, and not working, as usual, that lots of poeple live close and are trying to have meet ups. I know lots of people live in my area (ohio) but it's not always convienent.  So, I WANNA GO ON AN ADF CRUISE!  Let's do it! 

I used to listen to a podcast and they had a cruise every year.  I wanted to go cause it was really cheap and to the Bahamas, but they pissed me off with one too many racist jokes.  Anyway, I think we should do it.

This made a lot of sense earlier and I've had LOTS of wine tonight, but I still want to go.  Can someone pleeze make this happen?  I'll help plan it.

Or, we can all meet up in NYC. I've always wanted to go there too.

I was wondering if any of you have LEARNED anything from the fics that you have read and/or written.  I am talking about LIFE LESSONS.  Being 34 and all (I know you are all just rolling your eyes at this post asking what the eff am I DOING here again...) well, I have been around the block a few times.  But I am never too old to learn something.  Nor am I too proud to admit it.

One of the most major things I learned last year was about "Friends With Benefits".  We never had stuff like this when I was in school, at least, I was too much of a goody two shoes to notice or be involved.(or too ugly, probably)

Wanna know who I learned it from? (everyone shouts, "No, we don't give a damn, now get outta the way!")

I learned about it from jandco in her story, "The Teenage Angst Brigade" www.adifferentforest.com/Fiction/default.aspx. 

I would have NEVER been able to go to the school board meeting and talk about this topic that the students wrote about in their school paper if it were not for her.  I would have never been able to support my 18 year old friend in her first foray with a boy if it were not for this story.

jandco has a way of teaching us about life, while we have NO IDEA we are even LEARNING, in fact.  I feel like, because she taught me something, we maybe could be friends.  Well, even if that is not the case, I wanna to be HER friend.

Halo(just Halo here on ADF) Jones is another writer who has left me open-mouthed in ignorance(which is not difficult in my case).   www.fanfiction.net/s/4161407/1/I_Hate_Myself_For_Loving_You

Fruit roll up underwear anyone?  Not to mention using lecithin to slick the hair follicles so as to be able to get the sticky off later...geebus, where have I ever been that this has escaped me!?

So, tell me. 

WHAT SEX LIFE LESSONS HAVE YOU LEARNED FROM OUR BELOVED AUTHORS AND SMUT GURUS?

Make sure it is POSITIVE, nothing negative.

I deem this the

"EVERY AUTHOR HAS SOMETHING TO ADD FOR THE BETTERMENT OF SOCIETY"

post.  You know, in support of the awesomesauce thread from last night.

Speaking of, I offered a door poster of Edward and no one took me up on it...so it is still up for grabs...

Hi *waves*

Err...this is a really really weird topic for a first campfire, but...I have a handwriting fetish and I want to see all your pretty writing.

I mean, I wish we all still wrote like that ^

I've never started a campfire before, but my hubby just sent this to me, and I thought you all would appreciate.

So, I ask you: Buffy or Edward?  My money's on the Slayer, but my Buffy loyalty knows no bounds (and stretches back to the Kristy Swanson days). 

Better question: What other pop culture icons would you like to see in a death match (or battle of wits)?

So, this is my first campfire and yeah, it's about writer's block. Obviously.

I saw a post about writer's block a few days ago, but it didn't apply to me then. Now it does. So, how do you deal with writer's block? I haven't updated since around July... (I suck). And I need to get on with the update, but I just can't make it get to where I need it too. Any tips?

I am totally whoring myself out.

I literally just posted a new story and would DIE if you checked it out.

Reviews are nice, but not necessary.

But still nice.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5778230/1/Things_Are_Getting_Closer_To_The_Sun

i will enjoy you forever if you read this.

I originally posted this in the Pay It Forward/Good Deeds giganta-thread last night, but was asked to re-post it as a separate campfire...there were already around 600 posts on the thread and I was advised it could easily get overlooked. So, I am reposting here and hope that anybody who needs it will see it :-)

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2 and 1/2 years ago, my daughter was in the hospital for a month, and I stayed there with her. Obviously I used up my days off of work really quickly. So basically I had a month where I didn't get a paycheck. As a struggling single mom of two kids, I already lived paycheck to paycheck. When it was time to pay the next month's rent I simply didn't have the money. I heard about this website and went and filled out the application. It is not an easy process, as I had to send them documentation such as my lease agreement and proof of monthly rent, a letter from my HR deparment detailing the days I had missed work, and a letter from the hospital social worker documenting my daughter's stay in the hospital. However, I was approved and with the gracious support of donors, my rent was covered for that month. They mailed a check directly to my landlord, and I cried tears of joy and relief when I got the email stating the donation was made and a check was on its way.

They will not pay money directly to you, and I feel that they take excellent steps to make sure no one is taking advantage of their help. Some things I have seen people request help for are money for funeral expenses for a stillborn child, money for necessary repairs of a vehicle, a lady who wanted to buy a twin bed for her child so he would have his own bed...They do not offer long-term help, FYI.

I will never forget the assistance they provided me during a time when I was already overwhelmed with my daughter's health and hospital bills. I am now in a position where I can make regular donations to them in order to help others. You can read through the applications and decide if you want to put your donation towards specific cases or let the group apply it where they choose. They are totally legit and have been featured on Oprah and several national magazines.

If you need help, please go to their website and see if you qualify to fill out an application. If you are in a position to help, please consider making a donation.

Oh my budah, guys!!! I seriously need some dadward!! Can you guys rec some good fics with daddy edward? I've already read a rough start (update!!!!!!) but if you kknow any others, please please tell me!!! I prefer AH too. Thanks!

Charlie is my favourite character in the films (not so much in the books - I think Billy Burke really brought a personality to him), and I was wondering how much my affection for the character stems from him reminding me of my own dad.

• They're both cops.
• They both have awesome 'staches.
• They both have a really dry sense of humour.
• They both have the ability to stand dumbfounded in the face of their teenaged daughter's moodswings (erm, sorry about that one Dad).

You know the scene in Twilight with the shotgun aka the best single moment in the whole movie?  That's why I'm thankful it's so hard to get hold of guns legally in the UK and why I've always taken my parents to meet boys in very public places.

I'm wondering - is it just me, or does anyone else see parts of their own fathers in Charlie?