Do you write fan fiction? Want to show a peek of what's to come in your upcoming chapters?

Post excerpts from your story and don't forget to include a link! :)

the twilight gift exchange

what is it?  (click on the sparkles to get to the LJ comm)  essentially, people sign up to anonymously answer someone's prompt, and they get their own prompt answered in return.  just like it sounds, doy.

but it's been pointed out to me that several of the forest's VIP authors were included in the winter 2010 round, so lettuce celebrate by reading and reviewing their stories, gents!  the reveal just opened up today, so look out for our authors posting these stories both here in the storytelling section, on their ff.net pages and on other websites, i'm sure.

profmomnumbers

giselle-lx

hmonsternumber (some of which are already up here in the foreset! ^^^^^ )

staceygirl

ruby wednesday who could hang a name on yoooooou

lillybellis the grape pervert omg if you want a laugh, look at my recent reviews for rhapsody and intersection on ff.net

oxymoronicnumbers

now go and support our VIP authors!

OK, so my hubby and I have been having re-donckulus arguments about my love for R.Pattz.  You see, I was vaguely aware of him in HP 4...at that time my heart was all over the actor who played Victor Krum and of course, Dan. Radcliffe had THAT bath scene [ok, i'm a weirdo. you got me.]..ok. right...veering off track, so back in the day when I saw the Twilight trailers, I was less than impressed with the casting - really? K.Stew? Really?

Anyway, I re-read Twilight at some point - watched the movie and suddenly found myself irrevocably [snicker] in love with R.Pattz. although he seriously pisses me off [but that's a whole other post]

So, RIGHT...the arguments about the R.Pattz obsession is simple - he is NOT that good looking, ok I will concede...he doesn't ALWAYS look lovely..so, I do kind of have a few different Edwards in my head. Also Bella.

Let's start with Edward - WHO IS YOUR'S?

I just ate a grapefruit and now I non-stop drink a water... and just ew... It' a gross. I have a prejudgment to everything that's bitter. Ew, ew. ew. So I was wondering what's the worst food that you ever ate? What wouldn't you eat even if you got money for it? I would never eat worms... or spiders... or something like this. Ew.

And just so you wouldn't have to think only about bad things:

See? Rob doesn't like grapefruits, too xD.

Okay, so this happened when New Moon came out... ROB does all this press and all the stuff floods the internet, and then I watch and obsess over it all, and then I die.

IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!  The man is trying to kill me.  Someone call the cops.

Have 30 Minutes to kill?

Here's 9 minutes of Rob Heaven (or Hell, depending on how you see it...) followed by two behind the scenes videos from the REMEMBER ME set. 

behind the scenes...

 sauce

So with all this exciting new promo stuff for Remember Me starting to be all over the place, it got me thinking about another exciting thing...

THE ECLIPSE TRAILER!!!

So my lovelies...any predictions? What do you think will be included? Will it focus more on Sharkboy or try to play up Edward/Bella/Kristen/Rob?

I personally hope to see me some of Confederate Jasper. :)

And...this just made me laugh:

I swear this dude is determined to completely distract me from the TON of work I need to do today...

(Rob, you're plan is working--for NOW--but I'm on to you!)

Rob talks about vaginas in this one lol....

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5343041/2/

I totally missed this because I had to drive my daughter to school this morning (she missed the bus).

The sound is crappy....but when a better video becomes available I'll try to repost...

HAPPY MONDAY EVERYONE!!!

edit:

here's a better version...

  Visit msnbc.com for breaking news,world news, and news about the economy

I apologise if this was posted already.

Get some new glasses my dear.

Are you excited to see Jackson in Eclipse and The Last Airbender?

I'm ill and getting it from all sides today, CANNOT believe I had to move back home.

As I'm sure you can see I'm not in a good mood, so I come to you guys to rec me something so funny I don't care that it's making my throat worse!

I just finished Brighter Than The Sun last night and that pushed my pissy mood over the edge.  I don't think I've ever read anything that makes me laugh like this fic, so noticing it hasn't been updated for a while makes my head hurt because that last  chapter... Anyway, can I get some help please?  I think you can tell I'm in dier need.

I'm new here, just joined, so im no to sure how to offer up treats of the Pattinson variety, but once I can I will :)

Thanks!

Okay, so I'm really craving one of those stereo typical drugs/sex/alcohol boarding school fics. I've read Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl as well as Into Your Head (which was sadly taken down) and I tried The Elite, but its Em/Alice which I just cannot do (even though I REALLY loved the 1st chapter). So...can someone rec me a good boarding school type Twific?

For your time:

And because I'm a kiss up at times...

P.S. weird title is because its 2.30am and I couldn't think of anything better besides "Help?" or "Looking for a fic"

Have you read it? Do you like it/hate it?

I personally LOVE IT !!! ITS TOO DAMN FUNNY!

If you have no idea what I'm talking about here you go (I got this from yahoo answers cause I'm too lazy to write it lol):

"Growing Up Cullen is basically a parody of Twilight made up between two livejournal users shooting IMs. It portrays Edward as very prudish and pissy, Emmett as trouble-making, Jasper as Emmett's sidekick, Alice as trying to help Edward but cannot stand him sometimes, Rosalie *rolling her eyes* frequently, and Esme as the defender of Edward when he does gay things. It is absolutely hilarious.

The name "Growing Up Cullen" came from when one of the creators said that they should make a reality show based upon the tragic life of Edward Cullen called "Growing Up Cullen." "

Links and links:

Part 1: http://oxymoronassoc.livejournal.com/462027.html#cutid1
Part 2: http://oxymoronassoc.livejournal.com/462772.html#cutid1
Part 3: http://oxymoronassoc.livejournal.com/463133.html#cutid1
Part 4: http://oxymoronassoc.livejournal.com/468348.html#cutid1
Part 5: http://oxymoronassoc.livejournal.com/494218.html

SOOOO...
 

Whoever hasn't read it.. what are you waiting for!? Get ready to laugh!!
And if you've read it comment away! Most memorable lines? Icons? Do you wish they would continue writing it?

For your time...

Okay so normally I'm not a muscle kinda girl,so when I came across these  little gems, i became a convert. I like em a little lankier none-the-less I always thought he was a hottie but, DAMN!!!

But she's a great writer, too!

BLOODLUST by kalejay  updated. :)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4799449/13/Bloodlust

Okay, so back in the heyday of Twi-fic, an awesome little story called 'Midnight Desire' was posted. It started out as a quiet little story, but didn't take long to garner a lot of attention and huge fanbase. It posted from July '08 to April '09...holds a special place in my heart because at the time I started a forum for it on Twilighted.

Anyway, for fans of the Monster, I have good news- Twilightzoner is continuing the story, and posted the first chapter on FF.net today. I bring you:

RPGs

The continuation of Midnight Desire and ExB's, er, growth and explorations. The monster comes along on the journey, too! Mature Audiences Only.

 what is with the random words that are underlined here in a different forest? is it like advertising? are they links?

i'm just asking 'cause they're kinda annoying...

It's Sunday Night and I am going to declare this 

THANK YOU CAMPFIRE

Officially OPEN

Come on in and thank someone for something.

I thank CANADA for hosting a kick-ass olympic games

I thank EVERYONE who participated in the Pay It Forward Campfire

I thank hmonster04 for being my sister in all things Emmett

I thank my fellow Rangers and all of the campers

Feel free to leave a pretty picture or a song, this is a big ol' thank you card, after all!

Couldn't find any new Rob pics to post; Jenny already took care of that a few campfires earlier. So here's some Kellan for all those who fap to pics of him. I prefer my men paler, lankier, and paunchier.

This follows the video interview from Collider.com with Rob about Remember Me.

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Robert Pattinson Interview REMEMBER ME

by Gabrielle Compolongo