hi guys i just wanted to know if you knew what the title of this story im about to describe to you is named :

it starts with bella and edward meeting at a party bella is married edward then later on wins a bet of sorts and gets bella as a pretend wife for a weekend i believe, and jacob is okay with this when bella goes with edward up to his house she finds out that his mother is going to die because she is very sick so bella feels bad and stays a bit longer i think and some more info rosalie is a mom of two a girl who is super interested in bugs and a little boy oh and edward and bella were a couple in college but they broke up they still love each other, bella met jacob while she was at the vet or at the therapist if memory serves me correctly and yeah they are at a lakehouse and they went skinny dipping i think oh and jane and alec have a newborn baby leah is a slut and jacob broke edwards nose or foot while playing golf with him i think oooh and jacob is a doctor and edward is a professor i don remember what bella does but i do know she works with alice oh and bella was given a picture of rosalie and edward from there childhood when she was visiting esme edwards sick mother and emmet is in a band and yeah.

so if you know what story im taking about please be kind have mercy on me and tell me the title because for some odd reason it has been bothering me for three weeks and i am ready to pull my hair out well whats left of it after my last bout of frustration anyway so please ill be here no sleeping waiting for your help.

thank you so very much

prince eric is hotter than any other disney prince, including phillip (but just barely, okay. i simply don't do blondes except for jandco)

>

So yesterday we had the post about getting to know one another through gchat and then throughout the day many of us exchanged gchat info via PM so we can do just that.  Well, I don't know about you, but I didn't have the guts to actually chat with anyone.  Maybe the rest of you did and I'm just a big baby.  I don't know. 

So here's what I propose: sometime today click on one of those new gchatters you found yesterday and say hi.  Spend a couple minutes or a couple hours just talking about anything you want to.  I figure if I put some pressure on myself (and the rest of you as well), great things may come of it.  Maybe say hi to everyone if you want.  But at the very least start off with just one person.  I know most of the info I got was for people I've never had any interaction with before, so I'm excited to get to know them. 

If you didn't participate in yesterday's post and want to, then leave a comment here and people will be friendly and PM you for your info.

DO IT!!

This story is rocking my world right now. Is anyone else reading it? A brooding, dark Edward, a non-annoying Bella-I am in fanfiction heaven.

Summary: AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.

www.fanfiction.net/s/4639011/1/Bonne_Foi

Hey guys, I just bought two tickets to an advanced screening of The Runaways on 3/9/10 in LA.

I was really touched by the love post and wanted to spread some more around because I love you all, so pm me or comment and you get a free ticket. :-)

If anyone else wants to go here is the link to buy tickets: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/102852

And God hates us all.

Yes, this thread is so OT and random, but HOW COME I AM THE ONLY ONE THAT SHOWS HANK MOODY THE LOVE IN THE PICSPAMS?

I was not around for all these loveposts and shit that were happening last night, so I am telling you all to SHOW ME THE LOVE by spamming me with Hank Moody. (You can do Fox Mulder or David Duchovney too if you want, I guess. But Hank Moody > Fox Mulder, JS.)

Patsy Robinson has a headstart on you all b/c she found me this gif:

But you WIN if you find a clip or a gif or something of David Duchovney answering the Final Jeopardy question about Colonel Sanders with "Who is Jim Beam?"

You can discuss the ethics of loving Hank Moody if you want...like why I'm obviously messed up b/c he's an alcoholic and a womanizer and really paternalistic. Discussing how hot and intellgient he is is cooler. (AM I THE ONLY ONE OBSESSED?) You could also discuss how Hank Moody would pwn Christopher Hitchens in a debate. But really, we all know the pics are most important.

and because wtvoc made me do it:

(PS: this post is ranger approved, since it is so OT.)

So I just finished "Teach Me A Lesson" and it's having me crave a little Bella/Edward student/teacher action. I don't care much who is the teacher, who is the student.

I've read Art After 5, the one where it's college and Bella has a one night stand she can't remember and Edward ends up her student (can't remember the name of it) and Private Tutor (the one where Edward is her TA?)

Any others? Thanks! 

Come campers, share your REAL books. Fanfic, while we love it, does not apply to this post! 

I recently just finished this amazing little novel:

At first, Calla Lily Ponder appears to be just like any other young woman growing up in the small town of La Luna, La., where life is simple and Calla Lily is supported by a loving, tightly knit family and a colorful cast of locals. But after a series of hometown heartbreaks, Calla Lily sets out for New Orleans to attend a prestigious beauty academy with dreams of one day opening her own salon. Calla Lily soon learns that while the Big Easy offers a fresh start, adventures and exhilarating new friends, it also presents its own set of tragedies and setbacks. The novel is chock-full of Southern charm and sassy wisdom, and despite its sugary sweetness, it benefits from a hearty dose of Wells's trademark charisma. Calla Lily's story may not be as involved or satisfying as that of the Ya-Yas, but she's sure to be a crowd-pleaser thanks to her humble aspirations, ever hopeful heart and perseverance no matter what fate throws at her.

REC THE FOREST SOME BOOKS!!! 

Does anyone know what happened to this story? I can't find it anywhere and FF.net keeps saying the story could not be found. Was it deleted?

xoxo

So I've just finished a 7 hour clean and clear out and one of the random thoughts I had was....

If you could make a movie out of a fan fic which one would it be and who would you cast?

I went with Wide Awake as it's one of my favs and settled on a young Claire Danes and Jared Leto, obviously I'm a bit of a my so called life fan.

Also

If you could re-cast twilight would you stick with the Kstew and Mr Pattinson or go with someone totally different?

I would leave a lovely picture of the hotness that is Jared and the lovely Miss Danes but don't know how so anyone else feel free, lol : )

I need help in finding the fight terminology for something

In North Star, the Cullens live in a victorian style house that has a covered porch that goes right around the house. At one corner, the porth extends into a round gazebo like structure, where table and chairs can be placed for outdoor dining. Does anyone know that that particular structure on a porch is?

TY

picture

Just read this in Storytelling and LOVED it. It's a one shot. Read it if you get the chance.

It reminded me about all the things I really love about fanfiction. 

How a story can build upon the characters you love and just add more dimension to that love, how a story make you laugh and cry at the same time in the same sentence, the way really great stories evolve and become completely different in the best possible way.

I'm thinking about The Elite by Fate of Gabriel, and Sleepers, Awake by Fiesty Young Beden or even Dear Isabella by oh you know, those two authors we all love. : ) 

So...you know how I do this: 

Tell me about a story that turned out differently than you thought it would. 

or

Let's talk about May and His December if you've read it. 

or 

Tell me about all the very best things about fanfic. 

Tides, by Lambcullen is completed now, on Twilighted...

Beautiful story!

Summary:

Bella's inheritance - an old house once owned by Granddad Aro. However, she is surprised to find an unexpected house guest living there. He knows her, but who the hell is he?

GO READ NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bonjour mes petite amis [end of FRENCH knowledge]...I have just started my diet [again for like the 1000th time this year] and also, my mother-in-law is about to ask my husband to give..yes...GIVE her $15,000 [yup 3 zeros]...which we clearly don't have...but, I will not let that spoil my mood, cause even though, I've just joined the Forest and I don't know any of you [save for those I know through reading your stories - you're all awesome]...I REALLY LOVE YOU GUYS!

So please reccomend some Remember Me type Fics [if they exist]...you know bad boy/rich Edward, good girl [or super smart] Bella...little bit of angst and loads of LURVE.

[I know I'm constantly asking for reccomendations but I'm greedy. Please don't hate me. SERIOUSLY.]

As my lovely pal, GrownAssWoman (paraphrasing Ferris Bueler - that's why I love her even more) said - life is too short. 

If you don't slow down and look around, you might miss something.

Slow down today.  Notice something wonderful and amazing.  Take the time to make a new friend or try something new.  Put the wonder back in today.

Happy Thursday Forest - I hope you have a wonderful, gorgeous day.

<3 Me

can i do this? if not sorry my first campfire. haha

but what i wanna know is where people get emmetts last name as McCarty and Esme's as platt

i have seen in in numerous fics, but i dont remember ever seeing it in the book...

also another random RANDOM question.

Would you categorize hot dogs as delicious?

me and my friend always argue over this. i think hot dogs are good, but i would

never call them delicious. that category IMO is reserved for things like cheesecake, and sweets.

OK, I do not know really how to work this. My name is Gloria and I'm on line with my family right now. Sheila, one of my sisters, has asked me to post something to the "communities" that my sister, Lisa, participated in. I tried to do it at a Forest but I don't know how and this besides a few other places, this is one of the tabs that opens when I am on her laptop.

Message from our family.
----------------------------------------------------
While our family is traveling during this time, we would like to thank everyone for all of the emails, phone calls, and messages that have been sent. My family was not aware that Lisa participated in fan fiction writing and we honestly did not realize that she had such a large community of friends in the virtual world. Lisa had asked me (Sheila) not to share her writing with the family because I think she was worried they would tease her. It was our little secret. Or so I thought. One of our sisters (Gloria) has been going through emails and message boards that Lisa had bookmarked on her laptop and she is putting together these messages so that she can print them for my mother and father to easily read.

Our hope is that you look at your own family and friends today and let them know you care.

We thank you for respecting our privacy at this time and know that you agree Lisa would probably write a huge entry of some sort, full of bad language, chastising me for not responding to each of you personally. That was her thing. Giving each person her full attention and respect.

We pray you do the same in your daily lives. The attention and respect thing, not the post of cursing.

We would like to thank those of you who participated in her daily life with her:

The Gazebo
A Different Forest
Live Journal
Fanfiction

Thank you also to: vysed, greeengoldfish, nerac, lara, em, araeo, and amerymarie for being there for our little sister (Gloria) tonight.

 hi guys i just wanted to know if you knew what the title of this story im about to describe to you is named :

it starts with bella and edward meeting at a party bella is married edward then later on wins a bet of sorts and gets bella as a pretend wife for a weekend i believe, and jacob is okay with this when bella goes with edward up to his house she finds out that his mother is going to die because she is very sick so bella feels bad and stays a bit longer i think and some more info rosalie is a mom of two a girl who is super interested in bugs and a little boy oh and edward and bella were a couple in college but they broke up they still love each other, bella met jacob while she was at the vet or at the therapist if memory serves me correctly and yeah they are at a lakehouse and they went skinny dipping i think oh and jane and alec have a newborn baby leah is a slut and jacob broke edwards nose or foot while playing golf with him i think oooh and jacob is a doctor and edward is a professor i don remember what bella does but i do know she works with alice oh and bella was given a picture of rosalie and edward from there childhood when she was visiting esme edwards sick mother and emmet is in a band and yeah.

so if you know what story im taking about please be kind have mercy on me and tell me the title because for some odd reason it has been bothering me for three weeks and i am ready to pull my hair out well whats left of it after my last bout of frustration anyway so please ill be here no sleeping waiting for your help.

thank you so very much 

How do I get the owners/moderators of this site to respond? I have tried email to no avail.

My personal blog that has NOTHING to do with Twilight has been posted in a thread without my permission and I would like it removed.

Hey Everyone...

Today is kinda strange, huh?  The day started off kinda silly and funny and I got NO work done (again).  Then things were kind of snarky and a wee bit negative, then we started sharing our opinions ON opinions....this was good.

Then we received the tragic news that our fandom lost two beautiful members today...

LISA, aka LASMKE and KE, aka 4LETTWRD

And everything changed.

Suddenly, we forgot the snark and the pettiness and quickly rallied together offering virtual hugs, thoughts, and prayers. 

We are reminded of the frailty of life and of how precious it is.  We are reminded that everything we tend to take for granted, can be taken away in an instant.

Tonight, when I tucked my children into bed, I gave them each an extra hug and an extra kiss because LIFE is too short to live a single moment without siezing it, without telling the ones you love how much they mean to you.

There's a lesson here.

Do not let a minute pass without telling the people you love how you feel.

Go. Right now, tell you husband, your boyfriend, your mother, your father.... that you love them.  Kiss your children, hug your dogs, send your BFF a text message.  And then come back here, and tell someone, anyone in the fandom how much they mean to you.

THIS IS A LOVE POST

I'll start...

INFERNALHEART... I love you.  You totally get me and I've never met anyone like you...ever.  I'm so thankful for ADF for bringing us together.  YOU COMPLETE ME.

ADF RANGERS... I love you--all of you.  Thank you for this wonderful website where I have met some of the most amazing women I have ever met in my life. And for giving me a forum to be ME without holding anything back.

JANDCO... you espesh.... I've had a girl crush on you forever, but more than that, after getting to know you....no one makes me laugh like you do.

HMONSTER4 ... I love you for all that you for all of us. And I love you for your words, your inspiration and for helping me to become a better writer.

CAMPERS... I love you all.  Your my sisters, my campadres, my friends.  And really, I'd rather be here right now with you....knowing my kids are tucked in tightly upstairs, knowing my hubz is waiting for me in bed...than anywhere else in the world.

your turn....

Ranger Edit (copying from greeengoldfish): PLEASE STOP SENDING MESSAGES TO LASMKE ON FF AND LIVEJOURNAL AND TWITTER AND WHEREVER ELSE.

I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH HER SISTER.

IT IS MAKING IT DIFFICULT FOR THEM TO SORT THROUGH AND FIND WHAT'S IMPORTANT IN HER CORRESPONDENCE RIGHT NOW.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5790884/1/

you can leave messages there for lasmke and her family.