Are story alerts not working today?  Two of my favorites updated today, The Cannabean Betrothal & River Dam, and I didn't get alerts for either one.  Did anyone else have this problem. 

I did go to my control panel just to make sure the alerts were still set, and they were, so I just assume something else is up.

I too lazy too look on my own i need help i want something a dark some angst and a little heartbreak with a some loving in there too help me Plzzz :(

I was thinking about how today, being the Ides of March and all, would be the perfect day to catch up on To Be Stabbed in the Front.

Then, I started thinking about how yesterday, 3.14, would have been a rational day to start A Neverending Math Equation (little bit of math humor there).  Perhaps I should start Volition on St. Patrick's Day.

Show off your wit, ADF, and let's make some fic based calendar puns.

A potential banner for TBSITF:

Sooo, I'm 21 and I seem to have a strange obsession with older men. I lose attraction when I find out a man is younger than me, and seriously almost had a fling with a 40 something year old guy at my job (would have never happened, I'm waaaay too insecure for that, but it was thought about).

My fiance is only 3 years older than me, but that only adds to the attraction. Anyone else with me here?

Share some sexy older men with me? (I could have kept going)

...Maybe some older Edwards? All he has to be is in his 40s and I'm reading.<--Update: So the men are sexy and I love all your stories, any fic recs as well?

Check out  0.39 and 0.56

Are you guys looking foward to Season 3? What would you like to see? I heard there will be some Naked Eric Northman. And whats up his hair? They seem to change it every season. Doesn't he look delicious?

EDIT: Do you have any Season 3 Spoilers? Caps? Please post them

Is anyone else outside of the US restless and slightly depressed because you can't see Remember Me for WEEKS because it isn't released yet? 

Or is ADF mostly populated with you lucky North Americans? 

And I stupidly read reviews and have been totally spoiled.  But I can't go see it for myself.  God. *sob*

(Don't put spoilers in your response pleeze.)

God ahm so deprezzed...  (I can't believe I've picked up this alternate spelling trend...)

Apparently, Remember Me made 8,300,000$ this week-end and is ranked #4 in the box office

Two days ago, wolvesnvamps said that it had to make 10 millions to be truly deemed succesful and increase the chances of having two Breaking Dawn movies instead of one (which I think is a good thing, because if they do a movie, they might as well do it right)

So what do you think? 8 millions close enough? I haven't seen it, because it's not out in France yet (damn dubbing time) but I'll definitely go watch it once it's out.

Source

 I do believe all you closet Kellan-aholics can come out and play because

KLUTZ IS TWENTY FIVE TODAY!

Plenty of picspam of the preteh CK wearing Kellan if you please!

 ** EDIT ** And your FAV Emmett fics too if you please!

read elemental here

So i've only just discovered Elemental and it is one of the best fics i've read.

Now i want to read more stories like it.

please rec anything similar that is good.

** Possible spoiler alert**

Does any one read this story because right now i think i want to hunt down and find the author and make them pay for my weeks and weeks of emotional distress and for making Cry to the point that it wasn't pretty as happy as i am about this new update I'm kinda mad because dude that shit was just not right

can someone rec me some good comedy fics?

preferrably BxE AH and Complete?

i wanted to rent Pineapple Express, but blockbuster didnt have a copy in

i dont care if its gor drug refrences, or if its just a crackfic, although something a little more lengthy might be cool.

i love stories about pranks, and just funny situations. something that will make me lol.

i dont have and hotties for ur time, but i have these...

the design wtvoc an icon contest ends tuesday at midnight PDT

 i'm loving the entries so far!  keep 'em coming.  one winner gets a US$25 amazon.com giftcard and their own tent in the VIP area.

anything goes, really.  you know me.

send 'em to dearwtvoc@gmail.com .

now... what're you up to?  is anyone else as exhausted as i am?  i hate time changes omg

for your time:

i just tagged this as "booth tie undone oh god"

So, Campers.  I think it's common knowledge that Rob has admitted to reading fanfic.  Well, he mentioned it again in a recent interview:

“Every single day, I’d go to a convenience store and get a bagel and a Snapple and read scripts,” he says. “And then, all of a sudden, I’m there on the cover of Entertainment Weekly. Okay. And then the next day I went out to get breakfast and everyone was staring. And then a month later, there was the first Comic-Con and everything exploded. People were just screaming. Screaming.”

The almost orgasmic reactions shocked Pattinson because “the books are really so much about chastity. But people sexualize it in their heads. It’s so odd, and so funny. The fan fiction that people write and post — all of it ends up with Edward and Bella in bed. Or Edward and Jacob. Or everybody! It sort of ignores the whole point.”

Rob looks so enthralled here, I bet he's reading the fic where Edward is a gargoyle.

Obviously Rob's a bit of a stranger to the T-Rated fics.  What I want to know, oh frequenters of the Forest, is:  What fics do you think Rob has read/should read?  

So we took the kiddo to the circus today and of course he loved it.  I was a bit bored, so while he was squealing over the bears and the crazy motorcycle riders in a cage I was thinking how funny a Cullen Family Circus fic would be.  Has anyone read one?  I am assuming they would have to crackfic or fluff because I just don't know if I would want to read an angsty circus fic.

Yay!! A new video from Alex!

(Check out his youtube channel for the previous chapters. He's SO funny!)

Hi everyone! I have a question for everyone: Do you have the nook from Barnes and Noble? If so, are you able to download fanfics onto it?

I've been thinking of saving up for one, and this information would be very useful to me. Thank you. :)

I know there's already been quite a few posts on this, but none of them are up at the top anymore and I didn't go into them for fear of spoilers. Well. I just got back from the movies and I still have tear tracks on my cheeks. 

So what did you think of it? Favorite parts? Least favorite parts? Personally, I think it's my new favorite movie. Totally unexpected twist at the end there.

Er... possible spoilers inside?

So with the 20th right around the corner and so many different choices i want to do which dvd you guys are getting and from where

I getting the Ultimate Fan Copy from Wal-mart although i am mad i had my mom order it for me and she made a mistake and ask for it to be delivered which mean i want get it til sometime between the 25th-29th