write your internet friends will
jandco and wtvoc have committed their double suicide pact a la heathers.
we hereby bequeath our things to the following people:
-to the forest: scotch, gin and the new girl, begrudged, and dear isabella.
-to wolvesnvamps: mutually assured destruction and wtvoc's unopened club soda
-to melbanumbers: cullen's island
-to tkmoonnumbers: all of wtvoc's bones fics and her dvds-
-to hmonsternumbers: -except for the porn, that goes to her
-to jennyfly: the teenage angst brigade
-to emibella: wtvoc's vinyl collection, which is considerable. consider hiring a uhaul. except for def leppard, poison, guns n roses, journey, and skid row, which goes to tor.
-to booksgalore: wtvoc's book collection, which is considerable-er. consider hiring hot young college students to move it.
-to laviepastiche and lillybellis: all of the red kool-aid packets from both of our houses
-to kathy rindhoops: joe. feed him well.
-to pixievamp: wtvoc's cool mockingjay pin
-to pulsepoint: wtvoc's yarn and bones dvds
-to americnxidiot: we leave you vowels as well as the lady gaga discogrphy.
-to our husbands: you get each other as you are now the single parents of 5 boys. good luck.
we regret to inform you all that we discussed with whom to leave both rob and the boreanaz and decided that they're coming with us.
we would like our conjoined wake to be held at the dive bar down the street from wtvoc's house. please burn printed out pages of scotch and sprinkle the ashes over our caskets while listening to "scarlet begonias", the sublime version. drink bloody marys and scotch neat. tkmoonnumbers will be overseeing the catering.
who would you leave your stuff to in the event of your untimely demise?