Okay so, I got this idea for a story and I really wanna write it. However, its really hard to write about stuff you don't know about.

In this case, its just really sad that I don't know how to write about liking a person. Having a crush, falling in loving, generally, having any feelings that aren't of the platonic nature towards another person. Weird, I know. So I called some people and they all just pretty much laughed and confirmed that I'm a robot instead of just helping me. I mean, I'm twenty years old and I've never liked a person. Thats not to say that I've never liked a person. There is a difference, right? Ugh. This is so pathetic.

So campers, Can you help me?

Tell me about your crushes. Tell me about what its like to like someone. Tell me what its like to like someone who doesn't like you.

Tell me what its like to be normal.

Hey guys, the epilogue is up if anyone cares!

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Shinga, the artist of one of my favorite webcomics (including these two Twilight classics) has once again touched on Twilight universe:

:)

 Lettuce discuss this...

Or just post silly, random, ridiculous pictures

freebird for all friday is in effect

i still haven't seen new moon despite having been in possession of it since the weekend it came out.  discuss. 

Both of these retailers are going to be selling "special editions" of New Moon tomorrow. Does anyone know which one has the most/best extras??

Last year I bought the DVD at Walmart, but quickly returned it after I got home and saw the Target circular advertising the DVD with extras that Walmart didn't have. Don't want to have to do that again if I can avoid it!!

RANGER PIXIE EDIT: His Golden Eyes did a buyers guide video, posted on MSN.

Guess what just turned up in the post?  Only my freaking New Moon DVD!

I've learned in the past that you have something on pre-order which is released on a Monday, Amazon UK send it out a little early so when if Royal Mail are slow to deliver, it still arrives on time.  This means a lot of my pre-orders arrive on the Saturday before the release date instead.

However, this is a first!

I think I know how I'll be spending my day...

To make this post interactive cos I was really only here to brag how do you intend to get your DVD, if you are in fact buying it?  Have you ordered it, are you going to the store, are you throwing a party?

For your time:

IF YOU WANT TO WAIT FOR THE DVD, THEN DON'T PRESS PLAY. KTHANX. 

Me and Jasper are just sitting here, playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl.  Got any questions for either of us?

And hey, Rasputin, stay the hell out of our post.  You have your own sparkly penis stuff to attend to.

Since so many people have been using the weekly Pimp Campfire to recommend things that they are reading. I thought we would try something new this week and just call this campfire what it is: A Recommendation Post.

I want to know what EVERYONE is reading and

WHY they are reading it. 

If you are reading a fic, I want it linked and I want to hear about it.

It doesn't even have to be Twilight. It can be yours, your best friends or someone you don't know.

I want ALLLLLLLL Recs. 

So go forth and Rec and Pimp! 

 So, as I sit here on the couch chatting with you fine folks here in the Forest, my husband and his two best friends are torturing me by watching the movie "Ninja Assassin."  

Note: I could go to another room but I am just too lazy to move.  

I love my husband dearly but he sometimes has REALLY bad taste in movies.  

Here is my question for you fine folks...

What kinda movies would you think Edward would torture Bella with?  

Maybe something like...

Or maybe the other Cullen siblings?  

Emmett...

Or Jasper...

Give me your input on this my little forest critters!  

**No offense if you like any of these movies.  Just trying to go with their personalities.**

ALl i want to say is ** WTH** Everything in that chapter came from no where from begining in to end and don't get me started on the end because i can give a million in one reason why that should not have happen

** Warning may be spoilers inside**

 Dear Rangers, if this is not cool to post, please don't hesitate in pulling it.. but I bring you plenty preteh as ... well bribery...

Anon O/S contest hosted by Miztrezboo, Camoozle, EmeraldRosalie, and LightStarDusting

Everybody knows a Beatles song, a guitar opening riff or piano interlude that sets your mind back to a time or place or instantly has you singing along. Music effects us all, tugging on your heart strings, inciting you to rage, bringing you to tears... So why not use that inspiration for a one shot?

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All you need is love, love is all you need. 
Entries will need to be emailed to theallyouneedislovecontest@gmail.com from the 21st of Feb and no later than 12am PST 21st of March 2010.

I have no idea why I didn't save it or what happened.

Basically Edward is some recluse science researcher in Forks and his twin Alice is his estate manager and her husband Jasper recruits for him..Bella being a girl he recruits (the story started with Jasper watching Bella go off on Mike at the lab she had currently worked at). She comes to work/live there, but in the mean time someone is sorta after the research going on there. I can not remember for the life of me what this is called.

Thanks for any help!

The poor Camper in the previous post takes issue with the rampant sex in fanfiction.

Well, I take issue with the rampant use of my penis without my permission.

Why is my penis such a major part of twilight fanfiction?

Explain to me your fascination with my private anatomy.

In fact, give me your best description of my penis from fanfiction and I will tell you how close it is to the real life thing.

Is this what you want, Campers? 

Is this really what you want?

is it a necessary (one coffee two sugars that's how you spell it :] ) requirement of fanfiction for it to be full of sex? because it's kinda disgusting when i'm reading something and then it's all, he put his hands WHERE? and i have to backtrack to the cbeebies website where i belong.

it grates my cheese. no matter what contest you enter the winner will always be a lemon no matter how hard you try. it makes this whole fandom inaccesable for us younglings methinks. even if you don't know your alphabet, as long as you can describe hows your father cherry popping, you will get vomit loads of reviews. makes me want to hit something.

just moaning. i'm quite nice really i promise :]

Here's a random thought - if nothing can kill a vampire except another vampire or a werewolf (and they seem to be very rare) - why do the vampires in the Twilight Saga hide themselves away from humans?  More specifically, why have the Volturi created the rule that prevents vampires from exposing themselves to humans?

In other stories involving supernatural creatures, there's usually a very good reason for remaining secret - survival.  Vampires usually have some kind of crucial weakness, like an allergy to silver or wood, and there are far fewer of them than there are humans.  This means if they are exposed, we humans would just gang up and slaughter them all using whatever method would be most effective.

However, this doesn't apply in Twilight.  Even if humans knew about the vampires, we couldn't do anything about it, short of constructing a super-weapon to kill them all (and it would be easy enough to kill all scientists capable of building such a weapon).  Even fifty to one, the vampires would slaughter us.

So why oh why are they all living in secret, and why haven't any of them decided to take over the world?  

...Or did I just expose a big plot hole?

The campfire about EPOV kinda (sorta) inspired me.

I've noticed something more and more often in the stories I read; sometimes, while reading in BPOV (for example), the author randomly starts putting Edward's POV as well for some unknown reason.

I get the change of POV when it's necessary (because the narrator's in a coma or asleep or whatever), or when it genuinely brings something to the story. I totally understand that. I like that.

What really pisses me off (not enough to flounce if the story is good, but enough to make me think "fuuuuck no. Not again!") is when you read something from one POV, and the character (let's stay with the Bella example) is kinda confused and has no idea why [insert character name here] is acting like a total moron/douchebag/crazy person and just when the mystery starts getting really good... You have [insert character name here]'POV. IT JUST RUINS EVERYTHING! I don't wanna know what [insert character name here] is thinking and why he/she's saying cryptic little things that make no sense! I want to agonize over it with Bella, I wanna make silly theories too! Now when the author gets back to BPOV and Bella is still wondering what the hell is going on, I'll just think "meh. Come on, figure it out already". And instead of being all excited and tingly over a story, I'm annoyed at the narrator. See? NOT good.

And I just have to say this: more than two changes of POV in a single chapter? Whiplash, people. If I get all confused and have to scroll back up thinking "whose head am I in again?" it just ruins the chapter.

Pfiou. Rant over. Sorry. I by no means mean to disrespect authors who like to change their narrator (because sometimes, really, it's useful) but I just wanted to know: Am I just the crazy lady who likes to yell at nothing? Do you dig change of POVs? Do they annoy you too?

Come on. Let me hear ya, campers. Inquiring mind wants to know.

PS: just something before someone brings it up: I love companion pieces. Really. But I feels like that's what they should be. A companion. Or several "outtakes". Sometimes the fact that the companion piece is posted in the same story as the original one is not annoying (like in Expectations of Success by LASMKE) but sometimes it would be sooooo much better if it was in a story of its own. I'm not giving examples because I'm nice (I know. Shocker)

Fo your time:

so, I don't know about anyone else, but I find that EPOV is always so much hotter, better, hotter, sexier... urgurumph.

so... what are your favourite scenes (full stories, an entire chapter or just a little section) in EPOV from whatever story you've read?

personally, mine are the sex scenes or the ones filled with UST.  But that's just me.

Okay, so this campfire might've been started for selfish purposes of collecting all the good Edward sexystuff a deeper understanding of the male mind, ahem.  yes. that's it.

Please and thankyou!

What would you do to improve the twilight saga?

I would kill Bella and have Jasper/Edward sex their way through 2 books...but thats just me.

For putting up with my sheer bordom.