Over the years that I've been doing this whole "FANDOM" thing, interacting with strangers and drunk acquaintances and creative types, I've received a fair share of INTERESTING PMs, tweets, e-mails... or seen A/Ns, LJ entries full of TMI, etc.
Here are some fabulous examples from my stash.
uhhh. i cannot honestly believe someone would write to the author of a story and ask shit like this and expect a reply. this message is a year old, btw.
and this was when some readers alerted me to the fact that EARTHQUAKE! was totally ripped off & I totally busted the plagiarist in some ridiculous A/Ns that I should go delete now, but I am very lazy:
The answer, clearly, is NO. You may NOT continue reading my story, you nitwit.
Now show me some you love to look back on for a giggle.
AND PLEASE... IF THESE ARE EMBARRASSING OR HORRIBLE, CHANGE OR ERASE THE NAMES (LIKE I DID) TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT!