Fans of Friends and Twilight unite!
We give you "The One With all the Twilight" anonymous oneshot contest!
Hosted by venis-envy and batgirl8968
What was that TV show called again? You know, the one with all the friends? Oh, right… It was Friends!
Everyone loves that show. And even if you somehow happened to not love it, we’re sure you’ve at least seen it. So locate those DVDs or flip through the channels until you find a rerun.
We want them all! The show we all know and love chopped up and stuffed into a blender with the book we all know and love.
"The cushions are the essence of the chair!"
Twi-ify that Friends-ness! Because that is the essence of this competition. We'd love to see Jasper and Emmett as nap partners! What if Rosalie had a touch of Monica's OCD? Edward and Bella on a break? Or maybe you want a story about Jasper and Hugsy, his bedtime penguin pal?
"You're a paleontologist, dig a little deeper."
Feel free to explore your creativity! Combine pieces of episodes, toss some B-list characters in the mix. Maybe Jane is the one who runs out on her wedding and then ends up homeless writing songs about smelly cats and sticky shoes.
"You can't say 'sex' in front of the B-A-B-I-E!"
We'd like to keep this as light and funny as possible, but please don't feel limited to write about fluffy kittens and floating bubbles. This isn't NBC, so if you feel like squeezing lemons or dropping the eff-bomb, by all means, please do so. Just add a proper rating.
Submissions will be accepted through May 6th, which is a Thursday (and since I couldn't resist quoting Joey here) that means the third day of the week:
"Monday, one day; Tuesday, two day; Wednesday, when? Huh? What day? THURSDAY!"
FOR MORE INFORMATION: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2312377/The_One_With_All_The_Twilight
(special thanks to the always lovely Emibella who told me approval for this wasn't needed 'cause it's Twilight-related, but was oh so sweet in telling me xoxo)