So this is my first campfire and I thought we could talk about prom. I asked Living Backwards readers what their prom dresses looked like awhile back and got the most detailed descriptions of dresses and some really hysterical stories and anecdotes. It wasn’t until after that it occurred to me that I should have requested pictures!

 i think i´ll start a little column here called WHY ?!

Here´s my first

WHY in almost all fanfics are all fellow female students sluts?  I read a oneshot today - at least started and i stopped when the it went something like this ;

and all the girls we´re on their knees offering blowjobs (hypothetocally of course)

really?  I see this all the time and in ALOT of stories the female population is downright cruel and mean to each other ( of course mostly Bella), pushing, shoving, hurting, really outragous rumours.

As far as I know, very few 14 - 18 yr olds do that.  Than again I am a foreignar ya´ll.  What do you say?

So, a few fics that I read have updated within the past couple days and I just finished reading them. The problem? They were all fluffier than a bunny or kitten and now now brain won't tolerate anything even moderately fluffy, so I am asking you for your heartfail fics. Death, losing the guy/girl of their dreams and never seeing them again, suicide...I want it all. Make me huddle up in a corner and cry while I ask myself why I ever made this campfire. Make me want to never even see the word angst again.

FYT:

I find it interesting that Tanya is an ally of the Cullens in canon, yet in fanfic, she's almost ubiquitously the bad guy gal. I have been giving this some thought, and I've come to a sickening conclusion.

Everyone vilifies her because of jealousy - she hit on Edward & this is a fandom full of dames who are prepared to hate on her just for that. I hate that we, as women, are trained to be so horrible to each other like this.

Discuss poor Tanya with me. What characterizations of her in fic do you like the best/hate the most/think are accurate portrayals of what her relationship with Edward & his family would really be like.

I cannot STAND her in Loneliness Be Over by Pixievamp, and I'm pretty sure I'm not supposed to like her, so I don't feel bad about the hate.

I ADORE her in Breaking News by WriteOnTime. Srsly you guys: BEST TANYA EVER.

And who's your Tanya? I'd cast this gal right here:

So I'm reading this little gem called What Happens at Charlie's Wedding. And I've also read this little diddy by LaViePastiche for Ninapolitan's birthday. So now I'm looking for recs... With BellaxCarlisle and BellaxEdward IN ONE STORY. I always think the dynamic and the plot of those are so interesting. Idc who she's with first, and who she ends up with. But it's always exciting to follow a plot like that...

FYT:

A lot of people believe that the Twilight books were so successful because most girls could easily relate with Bella's character and imagine themselves in her place.

I honestly couldn't find many similarities between Bella and myself because I'm a really outgoing and talktive person so I found Bella to be a little dull.

I love to read & I'm kinda really protective of my friends & family but I think most people are so I don't know if that counts.

So what do you think? Did you find it easy to relate to Bella in the books?

I've started a new twilight story on Fanfic and would really like a beta, because I sometimes make spelling mistakes and could use some advice :)

My story is going to be supernatural, but no vampires. It's a E/B story.

If your interested and would like to hear some more info, here I am :)

Rachel x

How the heck do you guys download off of Twilighted? The FF Downloader totally changed my life, but now that those mosters, the "Literate Union" are messing with FFn, I'd like the option of downloading off Twilighted w/out all the copy/paste crap... But twilighted is just kind of a hot mess. I also have no idea how to download stories here. Any suggestions???? Thanks!

(I would totally put a hot Rob pic here for you if I knew how....)

 What is it about Edward Cullen that you find sexy?  In order to answer this I'm going to ask you to dig into the past before the movies came along.  Try as hard as you can to remember how you thought of Edward before RPattz came along.  Back then did you think Edward was sexy?  Did you find yourself attracted to him?  Why?  What about him?  

I ask for two reasons.  One being because since he's a character in a book it's unlikely that your answer will be solely because of his looks and two I'm trying to live vicariously through you and see what you see.  I didn't read the books until the first Twilight movie had been cast so Rob will forever be what I see when I think of Edward Cullen.  Not that that's a bad thing but I often wonder what would be in my head if he wasn't there.

I don't know if you knew this or not but Nikki Reed backed out of the movie in which she and Kristen were supposed to play: K11.

"Twilight co-stars and real-life friends Nikki Reed and Kristen Stewart have planned for the last two years to star in the drama K-11 together, but Nikki told us April 12 she’s no longer part of the project! What happened?!

Nikki Reed and her Bff Kristen Stewart have been hyping their bizarre upcoming film, K-11, for nearly two years, but Nikki revealed to us she’s no longer doing the project — and acted like she’d barely even heard of it!

“I’m actually not a part of that,” the 21-year-old Twilight starlet said April 12 at the Simply Shakespeare fundraiser in Santa Monica, Calif. “Yeahhhh, I was. I’m not anymore.”

And that was that. Not only did she not elaborate, she acted shocked at the question!

In the film, Nikki was set to play Mousey, a tattooed, meth head transgender. "

I haven't seen them out together in a while. I haven't seen Rob out with Nikki in a long time either. Are they still friends? Is this because Kristen supposedly stole Rob from Nikki?

What do we think? ^^ Grown ass woman, what is your man doing exactly?

Omg, you guys! I love it when people ask me to start Kristen Love Campfires! Thanks, Jennyfly - you really didn't have to pull my arm, did you? I love Kris. LOVE.

So - um, Kristen is Flaunt magazine's cover story for their next issue. There are eleven new photos in the issue, a new interview, and OMG I'll def pass out. Here's the one picture they have released:

 Amazing, no?

Okay, here are a few pictures of Kris that I adore. Share your Kristen love, stories, thoughts, whatever. This will make Jennyfly happy. It will make me happy. I'm sure Pixievamp will be happy too. Let's have fun!

Bonus points for gifs! Let's see what you've got, ladies!

Ok so this is my first camp fire, and I figure I should probably get a few things out in the open. 

At work resently we have been talking about odd or inapropriate crushes,  It just so happens I have a few and one of them is a New Moon man!!!

Thats right I have a FELIX Fixation.  Here's anouther one!!!

(have to fan myself down after that one do you not think is picture is AMAZING?)

Its not just Twilight men there are others as well including Neil Patrick Harris, Robert Webb and Clive Owen to name but a few.

So ladies and maybe some gents what I want to know is.......

Who are your secret (twilight or not) crushes, you know the ones your a little crazy about, but are to afraid to tell anyone!!!!!

Its time to own up!!!

So here is a sneak peek at glee doing Vogue. I cant wait for this i love Madonna and i cant believe its sue whos doing it

 I've just started reading Dinnertime by GiveUsA413 and fell in love with her bad daddy Carlisle

So do you know any good fan fics with a naughty Carlisle, preferably complete

Thanks for your help

So you know how people hate The Catcher in the Rye and To Kill a Mockingbird because they're "untradtional" or some nonsense...Well Twilight made the list this year.

Here's the reasoning: 

5. Twilight (series) by Stephenie Meyer
Reasons: Sexually Explicit, Religious Viewpoint, Unsuited to Age Group

lol. UM WAT? I'm pretty sure Sexually Explicit is what is missing from these books. 

Not to mention...Religious Viewpoint? Uh...when did waiting til marriage become a negative. 

Oh wait. It must be the interspecies mating aspect. 

SOURCE (GAWKER)  

"Hitfix" has heard from Summit, and Eclipse only needs pick up shots instead of actual reshoots, David Slade WILL be there instead of Catherine Hardwicke or Chris Weitz, and the scenes do NOT involve the meadow or action sequences.

http://www.hitfix.com/articles/2010-4-14-confirmed-twilight-saga-eclipse-doing-pickup-shots-not-reshoots

Thoughts?

Did you do it on a boat?

in a plane?

on a train?

Tell us all the fun interesting places you have gotten busy in or want to!

 I want to know if you remember the first time you heard about Twilight. 

Did you hear about the book or the movie first?

The first time I heard about Twilight was in May of 2008 when my best friend became obsessed with the books. She even changed her facebook name to Mrs. Edward Cullen!!!

I saw the name Twilight and Edward Cullen daily on her status updates, but never bother when she insisted they were the best books EVER!

Then, during winter break  she asked me to go see Twilight with her (it was her 5th time seeing it). I did not have anything better to do so I went with her.

On December 20th, 2008 I fell irrevocably and unconditionally in LUST with Robert Pattinson

The next day I went to B & N and bought the four books. 

A few months later, while looking for yummy pictures of Rob, I found out about the wonderful world of FF.

So tell me your stories

Did you hear about the books or the movie first?