ciaobella27 and littlesecret84 present the next installment of the life and loves of TomStu - Boy on the Side.

The green Skype icon told Tom that Robert was already online. He hoped that Robert would notice him first, and that he'd hear the familiar sound of an incoming Skype call. But Tom was impatient. Impulsively, he hit the call button, ringing Robert. He wanted to ask how he'd been. He wanted to know if Robert thought about him while they were apart, if he noticed the shirt Tom was wearing to the screening. He wanted to ask Robert about the bracelet. He wanted to know if she still had it.
 
Robert sounded pleased to hear Tom's voice. He sounded relaxed and happy, and Tom remembered the times when they were relaxed and happy together.
 
Excited to hear Robert's voice, Tom recounted the highlights of his trip to New York City and the success of the screening. As Tom talked about how nervous he had been, he heard Robert giggle. Some things never change. Rob's giggle was one of those things. The same somewhat girly sound that Tom had fallen in love with years ago. Her sour face and frightening green eyes didn't change anything. Robert still giggled for Tom. Nevertheless, Tom found it strange that Robert was giggling, as nothing Tom had said was particularly funny. But Robert was a strange boy, so Tom cast these thoughts aside. This wasn't difficult to do, because the sound of Robert's laughter made Tom remember happier times.
 
He continued his story, anxious to share with Robert the reviews and kind things the critics had said about his performance. Suddenly, Robert giggled again, and this time there was no mistaking the fact that the giggle was not meant for Tom.
 
And Tom knew why... He had a very good idea of what - or who - was making Robert laugh in the middle of their conversation.
 
When Robert admitted that Kristen had been texting him throughout their Skype conversation, the anger engulfed Tom. It was searing and palpable and it took everything in Tom not to scream at the top of his lungs that he had had enough of Kristen Stewart. But he said nothing. Could he truly blame Kristen? Tom knew better. Kristen's mere presence brought Robert to life. As jealous as Tom was, he knew there was nothing he could do but continue to pretend. And as much as he hated to admit it, he felt a strong attachment to the young girl with bad cuticles and skinny legs. Kristen cared for Tom, loved Tom, and Tom knew this. It wasn't her fault that Robert's heart would only beat for her. It wasn't her fault that Robert's entire being gravitated towards her. No, Kristen was not to blame. Tom knew this, and so he told Robert to wish her well. And before he hung up, Tom told Robert to look out for the package he had sent him - fully aware that Robert had already received and discarded his gift.
 
Tom walked away from his computer and headed straight to the pub they had once frequented together. He found solace in a pint, but no peace.

I have FINALLY lost my mind.

I'm in the middle of a move to Korea.

We are living in a hotel.

A friend has persuaded me to do this today

See that little white line going diagonally up toward the right side of the picture? Yes, we are climbing that -

I MILE OF NEAR VERTICLE TRAIL.

If you don't hear from me by midnight tonight you'll know why

oHALENo, Infernal and grown.ass.woman, I leave it up to you for someone to take my stories and finish them for me.

WTVOC - I'm hoping that they show Bones in the Afterlife - if not, see below re Pixivamp

Jandco - you'll need to somehow get a copy of MAD to me via the ether

Pixievamp - you'll need to perform a seance and tell me what you thought of Incarceron.

Rebekah - join Pixivamp so we can continue the theory discussion.

Bex - stay safe all the way up there. If I keep on going today maybe I"ll make it up to you.

I leave my sock avis to Melissa Cullen.

Oh and Edward, should I croak it I'll make sure my remains go to the nearest mountain lion, help fatten him up for you.

Someone is also going to have to get a copy of Mockingjay to me.

Gondolier and Halojones - HL5 and Last Rites, I'll need to know what happens there too.

Fare thee well, oh beautiful forest

so some of you may have notice i've gone missing my computer has a very mean computer virus which is keeping me from the joy that is the Internet  and it also deleted all my Jackson Rathbone pictures right now I'm using my schools computer but i going on break and i want be in school next week so...... i don't know when my computer will be fix just wanted to let you guys know that I miss the shit out of all of you **cries** I love all you guys to death and I'm gonna be going bat shit crazy until i get my computer fixed

i've had a gosh darn marvellous week in which many wonderful things have happened and i was wondering if anything extra-specially splendid has happened to you this week.

we're talking really really great things. not like, a three for two deal on shampoo or sausages. things that made you smile all day long.

i had four. beat that if you can.

(but i don't want to know if you got through the black balloon contest because i didn't and i am bitter and jealous so SHUSH. well done if you did, though. i'll be pleased for you in a few days when the slytherin in me is gone again)

So we all love our favorite sparkly vampires of course, but what other creatures get your blood boiling??? Aliens, werewolves and likens...oh my! Lets show some creature love!!!

To get things rolling... (thud) Hot Hot Hot!!! Helloooooo Michael / Scott! 

wtvoc approves this campfire because everyone knows ben covington >>>>>> noel fucking crane

^^^^^^^^^^^^

YES HE IS!!

Ok, so I know there are posts on this somewhere, but I can't find them anywhere!

I just 'outed' myself to a friend for the first time. I admitted my obsession with fanfiction and told her that I would email a link to a fic that would be a good starting point for her. She is really excited. I am relieved she didn't laugh at me.

I am looking for a post Breaking Dawn, canon fic. I think that would be a good start. She is Team Jacob (I am going to try to convert her to Team Edward) and read all 4 books in 4 days, so is definitely a Twilight fan.

What is the best post Breaking Dawn, canon fic you have read? What do you think I should recommend to her? How would you introduce a Twilight fan to fanfiction?

If you can't be bothered to respond to my Qs, but know where a similar post is located, I would appreciate that too.

As a thank you for your time...

Bologna pony.

Veined porridge gun.

In/Deflated Clown balloon.

The Kraken.

Heat seeking moisture missle.

Wizard Sleeve.

Dick mitten.

Bearded axe wound.

Bearded clam.

Entrance number 1.

Bitch wrinkle.

PINK VELVET SAUGSAGE WALLET.

Come, come, campers. 

Wouldst thou tell me of the wonderul world of euphemisms we have?

Any euphemisms for:

Peepees.

Vajazzled Vajayjays.

Death.

Intelligence (or lack thereof).

Being drunk/ vomiting.

Come on.  You know you need new ones...

So, this is really just an excuse to post two smoking hot videos.  The first one a friend posted on her Facebook page and I just about watched it all day. For some reason, it screams "EDWARD CULLEN" at me. The second one another ficcer turned me on to, and again, I was with the watching all day. I'll preface by saying there is just something about a skinny boy in a skinny tie.....

Campers katinki and yours caffeinated, LJ Summers, are just two judges in this ANONYMOUS writing competition.

Here's a direct link because (unlike her glorious coolness Emibella, I can't remember the pic-link magic formula) to the Key to the Kingdom information.

Katinki did an awesome post of this before, so I won't put up all the details here.  Just know that this is a super opportunity to have your ORIGINAL YOUNG ADULT SHORT STORY published at the end of Jen Barry's next book in her series.  

Interested? Please click on over.  If you have questions, you should probably ask Jennifer Barry herself (her info is at the site) since we judges aren't supposed to know who is writing what. ;-)

Best wishes and happy Free For All Friday!

it is 2am and in honor of Friday free for all I am sitting here watching all the episodes of Trainwreck on youtube that I have missed and I can proudly say I am so Team Joe(he's a hottie)...and my question is for Jandco...

Are you and Joe an item?? Cuz I've noticed a very pretty ring on your right hand....or are you two just really good friends that have a show together..

Okay on  a different note...

I have realized that I dont know squat about half the people in the fandom except for the few close fic friends I have...so speak up share something about yourself that you wouldnt mind other people knowing...

I am almost 23 and have still yet to get my license(but I bought a car..yeah I know I do things assbackwards)...I am working in a place I utterly hate..the only thing thats good about where I live is the scenery...and I have stopped going to school because I dont know what I want to do when I feel like growing up...um I've never really had a steady bf cuz every guy I got close to crushed me..I love The Beatles and Johnny Depp is my older man crush...

Okay now you go

 lol clarification: jandco and wtvoc are the item.  joe is is a good friend of her husband's.  apparently, a bunch of you don't know she's married and has been for a while...

 Last night we talked about all of the places we've had s-e-x in.  Tonight I want to know your fantasies.  What haven't you done that you want to?  Let's get creative here people.  I know you can.  So give me your real fantasies but give me your fictional ones as well.  You know, the ones that could never ever happen but you love to think about anyway.  And since this site isn't age restricted try to keep graphic descriptions to a minimum please.

I'll leave my answers in a comment.

My PT sent me to the surgeon who sent me for an MRI.

My friend who did the driving is also a very talented young artist.

 I sang loudly in time with the cranking magnets and walked 'sideways' for the rest of the day,.

My dear artist friend decided that she needed to capture the moment (and embellish it just a tad)

So I bring you.... (in the comments)

~~drumroll please~~

~another drumroll please~

~*~MRI: The Aftermath~*~

How did no one post this already?

Every year when Fortune comes out with their top 500 and 100 companies, Forbes Magazine comes out with a much different list: The Fictional 15.

That's right, every year the magazine tabulates and publishes who the wealthiest fictional characters are, and in this, his debut year, Carlisle shot straight to the top of the list.  Other Fictional 15 mainstays include Tony Stark, Richie Rich, Bruce Wayne, and Scrooge McDuck. 

You can see the whole list here!

HAI RILEY. HAI

IT'S FREE FOR ALL FRIDAY!!

MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER

So, I'm feeling a little down, and ya know what cheers me up? 

KSTEW'S BITCHFACE. 

So spam me with Miss Stewart. I wanna see it all: her best, her worst, her best bitchface, favorite gifs. 

I DECLARE THIS AN ADF KSTEW PIC SPAM!!!!!

Check out the link and tell me what you think, personally I find this rather hilarious

Warning: this info comes from perezhilton.com so IDK how relieable it is.

http://perezhilton.com/2010-04-15-you-know-youve-made-it-when-the-gay-rumors-start#respond

Let's hear them. What are the last five stories you wrote reviews for?

If you posted more than one review for one story you can mention that, but I want to hear what the last five stories you reviewed were. :) 

I'll post instructions on how to get them in the comments as well as my own.

There have been tons posts about things that bother us in fic, but they tend to be major issues or things that are super cliche.

I want to know what are the insignificant details you notice that really bother you, but may not matter to anyone else.

For me it's birthday changes. I know it shouldn't matter, but to me, it does.
Now, I'm not a writer by any means. You will never see a fic with my name on it. There are I lot of things about putting stories together or character development that I will never understand. However, one thing I DO know is that authors should do at least a small amount of research before writing.  SM has some pretty detailed back stories for her characters. I think that's awesome. 
So I find it interesting when the author has obviously done enough research to include things from the character back story, but the birthday is different.  
If you're an author who has done something similar, I'd like to know why. You may have a GREAT reason for doing it, but it's just not very obvious to the readers...we all can be a little slow at times.

For something a bit more positive, feel free to add in some insignificant things that you love finding in fics as well.

Here's some pretty inspired by today's embarrassing crush campfire

it's thursday, so bones is on

i won't be here 'til i've watched it, so talk about tonight's episode, what you want to see happen, and link to any good bonesfics.

and if you spoil any future episodes, i will end you.  wtvoc does not approve of cheating.

omg i can't believe freddy krueger is on tonight's episode i am excite

for everyone's time, and i'm glad i don't write super canon fic lol: