Hello all!! I HAVE MISSED THIS PLACE!

Why, you ask?

I was somewhere around Heidelberg/Mannheim/Schwetzingen area attending an important Europe Army conference.  Food was great, people were great, interwebz...was not.  I paid about 22 Euro (around $27-30) for 48 hrs of internet that sporadically worked and refused to load the Forest here.  I also forgot the adapter for my netbook and the charger for the itouch, so each died and I had to frantically find the PX (post exhange) and buy an adapter and a charger.  All for the internet to crap out whenever, still. 

So here I am, returned with a renewed vigor that comes with absense (and also from debating how to change laws and SOFA agreements and fun stuff like that and then recommending things to the General for 4 days), but it is going to be next to impossible for me to wade through 5 days of campfires!

What all did I miss in my semi-internetless world this week?  Anything that was just SO EXCITING that I must check it out?  Pretty please?

Ok so a couple days ago I got a letter in the mail informing me that I was to report on July 1st to the local courthouse because I have jury duty. My first thought? WTF? I'm 19 and I have no business putting someone in jail, I'm so scared of law enforcement even though I never been in trouble with the law, just the fact that they can arrest me scares me shitless. I did try to get out of it but apparently I meet all qualifications (I thought you have to be a US Citizen, I'm only a resident) so I have to go.

So what I guess I'm asking is that if any of you have ever had jury duty before, I want to know about your experience, what am I suppose to wear? What documents am I suppose to bring? Did you guys actually get to serve as jurors? How long? Was it a.... pleasant experience?

Today was the last day of school. One of my students brought me this HUGE bouquet of flowers and a Visa gift card for $125. It left me speechless.

When was the last time you were left speechless and why?

So, I'm making her post for her, even though it's a day late, lol. SORRYY

You guys should know what to do with this campfire here.

Can't remember something? Ask and see if anyone else does!

I THINK CUMBAWUMBA IS IN ORDER!

*lol my banner is so shitty

Here's Kristen and Taylor continuing the promotional tour in Berlin

They look cute yes?

I like this outfit a lot better than yesterday and the shoes are fierce

Source

When asked who deserved Bella, Taylor said 'Jacob, because Bella does't have to change for him.'

Kristen replied, 'Edward of course. She doesn't have to change for him either. She rather improves herself'

What do you think, Campers?

What are some of the things that make you shiver with fright or things that you just don't like or wish didn't exist???

I hate these little fellows here===>  bot flies *shivers* I swear if I ever got one I would die....I'm so serious! They're sooo gross!!!

I'm in need of some Mommy advice campers.

My 19 month old daughter has recently become terrified of water. Bath time has become next to impossible-- even just washing her hands in the sink causes a huge scene. I feel like I've tried everything--lots of bubbles, no bubbles, toys, those crayon thingies that write on the walls, hell I've even tried using the baby pool.  Has anyone else's child ever gone through this? What did you do?

To make this interactive-- come tell me the best and worst advice anyone ever gave you.

Okay I remember a while back someone did a twitter post of I'll follow you if you follow me.  I followed people but not everyone has the same name on twitter as they do here.  So was seeing if we could have a bonding moment.  You can say as little or as much as you want.  I would like you know more about you cool chicka...or guys...I'm sure there is at least one roaming around here.  

But anywho list out what other sites your apart of.  Blog/websites...whichever.  Oh also let me know if you personally write a story.  I want to check out you goodies you guys have to offer.  

Love~Loves

Luna StarFire

Here's my info:

My twitter is @LunaStarFire

I have a site started for writers/artist/vidders http://lightsinthedark.ning.com/

My story is Half-Blood

lunastarfire6286@gmail.com

Little info about me. I work for a bank. I'm currently living in GA. I'm 25. I'm a D20 girl-(http://ww2.d20girls.com/home.php)

Hmmm what else. I think thats about it.  

There's Dadward and Mommy Bella all over the freakin' place, right?  Well, I am looking for some good recs that are based on Em/Rose as parents.  Why?  Because they're my fave Twi couple and I need something to read today!  Alright, kids, make 'em good...

photos!

gifs, funny pictures, sexy pictures

nikki kellan, rob, jackson, kstew,

anyone else.

im open for anything!

let's talk cosmetics

i just got this beaut in the mail:

i mean, seriously?  omg.

if you belong to the sephora beauty insider thingie and spend 350 bucks in a calendar year, you become a VIB.  i don't know whether to be proud or chagrinned by the fact that i qualified recently.

BUT WHO CARES HOLY CRAP

THAT'S QUITE A BONUS

BRB SEPHORA

now, discuss your favorite makeup brands, products you swear by, where you buy them, and how lip gloss is the answer to most of life's problems

i'm a benefit and stila girl, and i buy a new OPI shade pretty much every other week

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I'M SO ANGRY AND UPSET NOW IT'S INSANE AND EVERYTHING SUCKS AND I WANT TO TRAVEL BACK IN TIME!!!!!!!!!!

WHO DO YOU MISS AND WHY?

Hmm I'm kinda interested in some office Edward and Bella fun.  Does anyone have any recomendations?

so, i want to make a new playlist on my ipod called "bite me".  not in the vampire sense, but in the "go to hale, everyone in the world" sense.

so i need recommendations for songs.  what songs do you listen to when you want the whole world to kiss your ass???

So I'm following the soccer game right now (Germany -  Serbia) and I was wondering who's watching as well. I'm actually listening to the livestream because I'm at work, sshhh...

Who do you think is going to win this match, next matches, the Cup? Who's your favorite player and who do you think is going to be top scorer. Or do you really don't care and just want some pretty faces/bodies to look at? 

I for now have money on Serbia, but I think Germany is going to win. I think Argentina is going to win the Cup and beforehand I thought Messi was going to be topscorer, but maybe I should reconsider about the topscorer. My favorite player has been Fabio Cannavaro since Euro 2000, he's just too adorable although he's among the older players now. 

Grr. I dont know what just happened but technical difficulties didn't let me post anything in my contents. Sorrrrry.

Anywho, I really need a Beta/Pre-reader for my new (2nd) story I'm writing. I am really excited about it.

I've posted the first chapter. It's ExB and it starts in High school. So, halp? Please.

So, ladies. Drop me a line.

Has anyone here read this story, I have only just read the first 2 chapters of this, and I have to say

GOD DAMN

This is going to be a story where I will be gooing all night long

Love me some lemons and heck this is HOT HOT LEMON SAUCE!!!!

Here is the linky - http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5308419/1/Of_Squalor_and_Ashes

I am reading cullens' island by jandco, and I can't stop laughing at this part:

"Then, there was another car in the lot, also abandoned, registered to an Alice Brandon. Turned out this Alice and her roommates were MIA, neighbors hadn't seen them, some saleslady at Louis Vuitton reported Alice missing…"

Ppl around are looking at my thinking I've lost my mind

There is a very special birthday in the forest today.

A camper than has been here from the start
someone who's completely unrefined
but also sweet, warm and kind
who you all know as...

Our dear Tacha is the reigning Queen of “bad” poetry, so in honour of her special day we would like you all to write her a little ditty.

 
We will start y’all off....
 

there once was a girl named infernal

her kindness and humour were eternal.

she is the nacho to our cheese
the bless you to our sneeze

and her beauty is more than external.

Happy Birthday Natacha! You are such a wonderful person, and we are so thankful to have met you.
<3 <3 <3
Nirdsiht, Bexxxx, and Rebitchka
(P.S. Goaty sends her love too)
 

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