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FYI-The Rangers want to thank punkfarie for starting the red carpet thread earlier. The forest doesn't exist without all of you. She has stuck with us since the beginning and "adore" doesn't come close to how we feel about her.

The person in plaid.... tell me who you see.

I don't know if anyone else is trying to pimp out small-time authors who will be auctioned off in FGB. I just wanted to let you guys know, though, that Twimpage is attempting to start a pimp post for small-time authors. We need you to give us your information, though.

Would anyone be interested in this, or know of a movement to do something like this?

THIS IS THE OFFICIAL RED CARPET POST!

WHAT THE HELL IS SM WEARING? SHE IS A MULTI-MILLIONAIRE-GET A STYLIST-YOU LOOK AWFUL.

Lookie lookie here

Hang on Kristen-it's almost over

Are you one of the TENT-CITY SCREAMERS camping out for the ECLIPSE premier in LA?

Do you feel compelled to go for days without a shower just for the CHANCE to glimpse Robert, Kristen and Taylor in the flesh?

Were you freezing your New Moon tee-shirt off in November when Ranger Jennday and I walked around Westwood with hot coffee and cupcakes?

Yeah, well... because of that BIG SURPRISE that Ranger wolvesnvamps sparked up a fire about earlier, I didn't make it out to meet with any of the fabulous fans camping in LA for the Eclipse Premier AND I'M DAMN SORRY FOR IT.

So how about this time, you come to me?

WIN A CHANCE TO WATCH A SPECIAL EARLY SCREENING OF ECLIPSE ON TUESDAY THE 29TH OF JUNE AT 9PM IN HOLLYWOOD. THIS SCREENING IS SOLD OUT, BUT WE ARE GIVING AWAY ONE PAIR OF TICKETS TO THE FAN WHO IMPRESSES US WITH HER (OR HIS) ECLIPSE-MANIA.

CAMPERS IN GOOD STANDING CAN SUBMIT PHOTOS BY FOREST PM TO ME of your tent or home-made poster or bling or special tee-shirt you made for the event or other such flair (no faces please - our judges need to be able to make an unbiased choice, which means YOU must be anonymous) from the LA premeir event (this is limited to LA because the PRIZE IS IN LA) for your chance to win.
Submissions BY FOREST PM TO ME must be photo url for a photo hosted externally (i.e. photobucket, flickr, tinypic, etc) BY MIDNIGHT SATURDAY, JUNE 26 (PACIFIC TIME).

WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED ON SUNDAY THE 27TH AT 5:00PM (PACIFIC). IF THE WINNER DOES NOT CONFIRM BY 10PM, THE RUNNER UP WILL BE CONTACTED, SINCE THE EVENT IS ON TUESDAY AND WE WANT TO MAKE SURE THE TICKETS ARE INDEED CLAIMED.

WINNER AND GUEST MUST BE PREPARED TO AND AGREE TO TRAVEL TO HOLLYWOOD BY NO LATER THAN 8:15PM ON TUESDAY THE 29TH TO MEET ME FOR A PRE-SCREENING DRINK. ID REQUIRED IF WINNER OR WINNER'S GUEST INTENDS TO ORDER ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE.

EDIT: judjes will be me and whichever two other Rangers I can get  my hands on in the middle of the day on Sunday.

So, what I want to know... are any campers at tent city or know people at tent city?

And, how are you going to celebrate Eclipse? Seeing it at midnight? Going to one of the AMC marathon thingies? Throwing a viewing party?

Or are you just kinda over it now?

^^ I could never be one of those people.  Could you?

Yup. It's big.

BIG BiG Big.

And

We are not going to tell you what it is

Except to say

Come to the forest on Sunday night!

Then you will know what the BIG NEWS is.

Care to guess? Leave 'em in the comments.

this was on last night's kimmel

i don't approve of reality television, but i do approve of jimmy kimmel as charlie swan:

I saw this this morning on Jezebel's gossip roundup, and had to share:

"If you look carefully, it's a little Easter egg in the film, the censors wouldn't let the wolves have genitalia." — Robert Pattinson points out that Taylor Lautner is neutered in Eclipse. (via E!)

LINK

Anyone bidding on anything?

I'm definitely interested in a few of the stories. Like Feisty and In a Blue Bathrobe, greeen goldfish, and Mrs. The King.

Are there any teams out there?

I know the authors of UofEM and Legendary (I might join this one!) have teams and so does Mrs. The King, but do you know of any others?

Come on in! Maybe you'll find a team to join or see something you wanna bid on. : )

I kinda want Bella mittens but everyone who knows me is going to immediately call me out on them. And then I'll feel silly. Maybe I'll just wear them to bed. Ha. 

We got covers last night. Here are more pics. 

And a sneak peek of the interview:

ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY: One scene fans have been dying to see takes place in the tent during the snowstorm. Jacob warms up Bella with his body because Edward is cold-blooded and can’t do it himself.

LAUTNER: The tent scene is probably my favorite, because it’s the first time Edward and Jacob are actually able to connect and understand each other.

How many takes did you go through to get that scene?

LAUTNER: Two days originally to film it, and then a full day of reshoots.

Why?

PATTINSON: [The director] wanted it to be more erotic. Seriously.

STEWART: It’s true. In the book there’s a serious sexual tension. As I’m sleeping, Jacob is staring over my vulnerable body, and he’s naked in this f- - -ing sleeping bag because you heat up faster that way, and Jacob and Edward are leveling with each other.

Taylor, you and Rob have some pretty serious confrontations in this movie.

LAUTNER: Some of those scenes were pretty hard for me. I think we ruined a couple of takes in front of the house and in the tent. It’s just, I don’t know, I have a hard time looking at him…

STEWART: Ha! “I have such a hard time looking at him”!

LAUTNER: [Laughs] I wasn’t finished. He and I were thisclose to each other — we are literally, like, an inch away — and we’re screaming at each other.

STEWART: And about to kiss…

LAUTNER: A couple of moments it felt like that.

PATTINSON: Every single time we had to do a threatening thing to each other — for one thing, you always have your shirt off, and so in the tent scene I literally grabbed your breast. And it’s very difficult to remain in the moment. Also, in that tent scene, I can’t really get over the fact that the word thought sounds like fart.

STEWART: The word thought does not sound like fart.

PATTINSON: It does.

STEWART: Maybe because you are an English person.
PATTINSON: The opening line of that scene is “Can you at least keep your farts to yourself?” I couldn’t quite get over that.

Ok, don't know if this has been mentioned or not, but I just did a little happy dance seeing this. I'm both a Twilight and Harry Potter fan and I figure some of you are too. Are you excited to see a more in depth trailer in front of Eclipse?

I'm having a crisis and was wondering if anyone out there could help me please?

I'm trying to write my EPOV chappy and my brain seems to have suddenly stopped working.  I have procrastinated like the devil, but the time has now come for me to knuckle down, and I think all I need is a little inspiration.  For example this seems to get the old... erm... juices flowing...

Can anyone help out with any other inspiring pics? xox

Oh, photoshop and other photo editing software, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height.....

That users go to to 'enhance' our beloved Edward.

With apologies to Ms. Browning - your turn - take a line of her poem and then find a badmip and add some of your own adlibbing.

http://www.poets.org/viewmedia.php/prmMID/15384 - link for the poem.

Okay so I am a Degrassi fanwhore! I have seen every episode(well..of the next Generation) and have been watching it since forever! I just wanted to see if there are any other campers out there who share my love for Degrassi. I also wanted to see if anyone is excited about the new season and if they could interpret this==>

I didn't see these yet, but we have some new WFE pics! It's been awhile, and now we get to see Robert and his COSTAR (the suspenders were present too.... jandco).

via popsugar 

Squee!  I'm off to get me some creeper!

I need your assitance.. I want to read a good lemony fic- perferably completed. It can be funny, angsty- human or vamps - whatever. I do prefer Edward and Bella stoires. I'm thinking something along the lines of The Office or MoBS. Can anyone help a girl out? I've read a lot of fic.. so try for the obscure..

Thank you!

FYT:

Is this for real?!!! Does ANYONE know what's going on? Are we really never going to get any answers? I'm disappointed.