Are there any other ADFer’s out there who are someone’s supposed “Fic Wife”? When I first got started in FF I had no idea what that term meant until I started fangirling my favorite author and found that she responded in kind to my crazy passionate rants. Within weeks a friendship was born and we were soon taking the short walk down the aisle to become wifeys.
As a fic wife, pre-reader, and admitted review stalker, I get jealous and possessive and…defensive. As an author, you’re expected to sit back and take the reviews, the flames, the rants about your characters doing, or sometimes not doing as the case may be, something that has pissed the reader off enough to just let loose on you. You’re supposed to roll with the punches, brush it off. Or if you feel you must respond to them, you feel obligated to do so with a calm, clear head; to take the high road while stating your case against their remarks.
But as a fic wife…I feel it is well within my rights to just sound off!
For anyone reading “Through the Flames” by SparklingTwilight, you can probably guess why I’m here today.
***SPOILER ALERT***
Edward and Bella have come to their first bump in the road. This “bump” came before these two have even had the chance to “admit their feelings to one another” ….or so many a reviewer has commented at one point or another.
He’s had all of 28 damn days after waking from a coma to come to terms that he may never walk again. Half of which he spent only mildly coherent from being drugged up while his body is recovering from that fall through the floor that nearly cost him his life. And readers still think that he needs to be whopped upside the head before he’ll ever admit to himself that Bella might be good for him? HELLO PEOPLE…is there nothing else on his mind at the moment?
Edward is in the hospital, and he’s pretty much paralyzed from the waist down. He’s regained some sensation, but it’s not like it’s something he can even remotely control at this point. I can’t tell you how many crazy reviews I’ve seen mentioning naughty nurse sex in the hospital. Do they have any idea how gross that might be? If you want the truth of the matter, since the author didn't wanna completely scare off her readers by going into the ewwey gorey nitty gritty and she hasn’t pointed this out in layman's terms....here's the blunt reality this man is experiencing.
Before the day he cried out in pain at the first sign of regaining feeling in his lower extremities, he didn’t even know when he’d shit himself. There it is! The stone cold truth. How romantic is that! Lean in for a little smoochy smooch and *sniff sniff* what’s that smell?
Yes definitely. Please write me some hospital bed sexy times!
For someone to go through that amount of humiliation in front of someone they don’t even know, the last thing to cross their mind would be, hey maybe I should ask her out. Heck, the fact that there are even any signs of a slow burning build of a romance at all at this point is a freakin miracle.
I’m just curious why we, as a fandom, expect that every Twilight fanfic is some sort of tale of romance. The fact that you label your story as an Angst/Tragedy does nothing to deter readers from assuming that romance will be a key factor in the story. Can we not just enjoy the story for what it is, and not constantly push for more romance and smut? Sometimes a tale of friendship is more romantic than a tale of romance.