FF.net is being R'tarted.

So I'm pretty bored at the moment. And I'm trusting that it is still FFAF. Saturday, 5pm, EDT. Seeing, as it's currently only 12:56pm here in the United Kingdom and you're all behind us and stuffs.

So I propose a game, which would partially amuse me for 3 hours before going to work.

WoRd AsSoCiAtIoN.
I don't know why I did that.

So yeah. This will either be a huge success or a complete and epic fail.

I'll start you off with:

APPLE.

(P.S. I love that you use google ads, 'cause while I'm on the forest I'm being shown property websites, which helps me on my house hunt, kthx)

I would like to hear from anyone who has read J. R. Ward's Covet, Fallen Angels Book 1.

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Amazon just told me about Crave (Book Two). which is being released soon.

Please tell me:

Did you like it? Why?

Is it as addictive as the Black Dagger Brotherhood series?

Will my husband Rhage get a new nickname if I read this series?

for an Edward gets turned human fic. Or lots of them, preferably completed..... It may be an old fic device, but I love it, and have trouble finding them.... i loved the antidote, and just read the fine print, which hasn't updated in a million years...:) but if anyone is up, and wants to rec me some, I'd LOVE it!

Has anyone written a 'Gone With the Wind' crossover fic yet?  If so, please reply.  If not... maybe someone in the future will try it? 

Thanks!

=^.^=

Disclaimer: Eh, just be happy, k?

Hi everyone, I'm trying to help a friend out with her screenwriting class and I could use some help of my own.  She's writing a script for a short film; it needs to have a beginning, middle, and end; and the film will end up being three to five minutes long.

Her bunny is this: a guy falls for a girl he sees every day through the window of her ballet studio.

So, any suggestions on fleshing this out?  We're welcoming all ideas!

Thanks :)

So I have no idea if people actually want to play this but I'm bored and it's ffa and I seriously need something to do that isn't listening to the beastie boys.

So will somebody play a word association game with me? I'll start it off by posting a music video, then you take a word out of the song title and post another song with the same word in it... etc...

Wai?

WAI?

I waited all goddamn month for this. Wai, Shyamalan? You made me CRY, it was so BAD!

And for the love of God, WAI AREN'T THE REVIEWS CALLING FOR HIS BLOOD? "Better than Failbender" =/= "GOOD"!

DISCUSS THIS GODDAMN POS FILM WITH ME.

ctrl + v

show us what you're been copypasting lately

mine:

SEASON PREMIERE TONIGHT!! 

BE PREPARED FOR 

"OMGWTFBBQ!" TWEETS FROM MYSELF. 

WHAT ABOUT YOU? WHAT ARE YOU EXCITED FOR? 

GOT ANY THEORIES? 

WHERE IS GOD? OR 'WHO' IS HE?

WILL DEAN SURVIVE WITHOUT SAMMY?

WAS IT ALL A DREAM? 

WHO KILLED JR? 

Wait, that's not right... 

DISCUSS INSIDE. 

SPOILERS BE AHEAD, Y/Y? 

OH, AND LEAVE SOMETHING PRETTY.

I was reading through some of the recomendations and it seem like everyone is Bella and Edward. I want some besides Edward. Like Bella/Jacob,Bella/OC ec. I would definately love some femmeslash with Bella being dominant.

My fanfiction downloader thing stopped working on ffn. I am guessing they might have changed something again....I have a really bad cold and just wanted to find a couple fics to read while I wallow on the couch- and I am cranky sick!!! <- not relevant but adds to my irritation of the matter.... (sorry for whining)

Has anyone else had problems with this today?

Also any recs for a good downloader? I had been using graffer....

 HOPE this is an okay topic!?!

So, I just got back from a gig where I saw my favourite comdian, Mr Ross Noble. It was epic. Absolutely EPIC. He talked to me (As I was sat in the front row) and I needed to share this story.

Basically, his style is randomism. He'll start telling a story, which will lead onto a tangent, which will then cause him to ask someone in the audience a question, where he will then begin another story/tangent and make surreal observations. It's incredible to watch.

Tonight, leading on from a tangent, he looked down at me, when he could have asked ANYONE and says...

"Have you read Twilight?"

At this point, I panicked and shrugged non-comittally, not wanting to get into just how deep my internet obsession goes...

He then went on to say "For anyone who hasn't seen it, here's a basic re-enactment. Ooh, I'm a sexy vampire, so sexy, with my sexy hair, so sexy, 200 hundred years old and still go to high school, which isn't weird at all." "Ooh, I'm a new girl at school, I want to touch you, so sexy." "You can't touch" "I want to touch" "You can't touch" "I want to touch" "You can't touch" "I want to touch"

Only, imagine it in a strong geordie accent, as exampled belowl

Hello Campers, Happy Friday!! :)

This weekend I am going to go apple picking. I can't wait I am super excited. But I am having trouble finding good apple recipes. I was wondering if you could please share your favorite recipes with apples. It can be dessert, entree, breakfast...whatever, I am not picky. Oh if you don't have an apple recipe to share, then share your favorite cupcake recipe. I am in the middle of reading The Diner and her cupcaking baking is making me crave some cupcakes. YUM!

Thank you all and I hope you have an enjoyable weekend!!

Pretty pic for you all too.

Hey If a ranger would approve this, I'd be really grateful. 

I need fics where Bella is a stripper or a hooker, or whore.  Not Edward. 

Adult characters please.  I've had my fill of the HS fics. 

I've read tons where Edward makes this amazing change when he meets her, but what about her.

You know,  the hooker-with-a-heart-of-gold story. 

or The Red Line but with reverse characters. 

Pretty Woman-ish?

Thanks in advance

Ok, I'm trying to link in some awesome photobucket pics of BxE, but alas, I am FAIL!

Okay, there'll be a happy campfire coming later courtesy of IdPattThat and punkfarie, but I have to get this off my chest...

One of my short stories is being published :D.

It's original fiction and it's being published by Circlet Press in an upcoming anthology called 'Like a Myth Made Flesh', under the title Ordinary Girl (and the pen-name M.A. Earnshaw...my Grandpa knows how to use Google).

Obviously there was much ridiculous squealing going on when I got the news.

Tell me, campers, what was the highlight of your week?  What have you accomplished that make you feel proud, happy, accomplished?  Did you pass a test?  Kick arse in a presentation at work?  Finally got your kid potty-trained?

It doesn't have to be something huge.  Maybe you just mastered a new recipe (I myself made a fabulous coffee cake on Monday).

'Nothing' is not an appropriate answer, BTW.

Two things I'd like to eat:

My cake -

Oh look, someone beat me to it:

I feel like I have to make a post bc I haven't done it in forever. I want to dedicate it to..... *drumroll* THE VAMPIRE DIARIES!

I have a huuuuge crush on Stefan. He is HAWT!!!! Damon is nothing compared to Stefan!!!!!!!! Srsly. 

WHAT DID EVERYONE THINK OF EPISODE 3????? will post my thoughts in comments bc it will be spoilers. 

Uh, yeah. I'm lazy. This equals... just one picture. 

COME TALK TO ME!!!!

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on beds next to each
other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks,
"What are you in here for?"

The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a
Little nervous."

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had
That done when I was four. They put you to sleep and when you wake up
they give you lots of Jell-O and ice-cream. It's a breeze."

The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"

The first kid says, "A circumcision."

The second kid says, "Whoa, good luck, buddy, I had that done
when I Was born... Couldn't walk for a year....

anyone else get the Jason Derulo song started when they read that? lol

I'm bored and at home. I also have this song stuck in my head:

Is anybody else having problems with FF.net all I'm getting are error messages.