So, I just got back from a gig where I saw my favourite comdian, Mr Ross Noble. It was epic. Absolutely EPIC. He talked to me (As I was sat in the front row) and I needed to share this story.
Basically, his style is randomism. He'll start telling a story, which will lead onto a tangent, which will then cause him to ask someone in the audience a question, where he will then begin another story/tangent and make surreal observations. It's incredible to watch.
Tonight, leading on from a tangent, he looked down at me, when he could have asked ANYONE and says...
"Have you read Twilight?"
At this point, I panicked and shrugged non-comittally, not wanting to get into just how deep my internet obsession goes...
He then went on to say "For anyone who hasn't seen it, here's a basic re-enactment. Ooh, I'm a sexy vampire, so sexy, with my sexy hair, so sexy, 200 hundred years old and still go to high school, which isn't weird at all." "Ooh, I'm a new girl at school, I want to touch you, so sexy." "You can't touch" "I want to touch" "You can't touch" "I want to touch" "You can't touch" "I want to touch"
Only, imagine it in a strong geordie accent, as exampled belowl
So, here are some interactive questions:
Ever had an awkward RL twilight moment?
Who is your favourite comedian and have you seen them live?
Have you heard of any other comedians taking the pee out of Twilight?
Discuss!