So, it looks like FFn has crashed on us again. Why can't it ever do this when I am asleep and don't care? How am I supposed to get through the day without my fix?

Ok, let's keep ourselves entertained whilst the monkeys at FFn are fixing it.

Shoot, shag or marry, Twilight style:

Paul, Sam, Embry

Carlisle, Charlie, Billy

Edward, Emmett, Jasper

Ben, Mike, Tyler

Aro, Caius, Marcus

Go!

*edit* WOOHOO, FFn is back online. Regardless, this is fun - keep playing!
 

Is there a way for me to find the campfires that I have started?  I had a campfire with suggestions for a Bite Me playlist.  It was before you could "favorite" a campfire.  Anyway, I copied and pasted all the awesome suggestions and then what happens?  My freaking computer crashed!

please, please, rangers!  can someone help me?  for old times sake? : )

for your trouble.......

Hi All- Happy Sunday!

Am all over the place these days with my avi. At first I had a delightful gif of Mr. Pattinson on Ellen gesturing as only Rob can. Then like a kid in a candy store, became obsessed with finding other ones, because there is just too much pretty out there, and have been changing mine every few days since... 

So am curious campers- what makes you stick with your avatar? Was it a long search or did you just know when you found it? And are you all gif savvy, or is there some avi angel out there that makes yours for you? I ask because, seriously some of these avatars are ridonkulously entertaining and often distract me from the topic at hand (is that...who...what pic of Rob is that?! That gif is moving too fast!). 

And, of course, the big question- what prompts a change???? Loving WTVOC's Edmund avi -yesssssssss!  How is Rob even hot in cartoon form?! And on the topic of holidays, is there any kind soul out there, more tech savvy then I, willing to halloween pimp an avi- maybe add a pumpkin or spiders to a gif for your fellow campers? Or give us the heads up on how to do just that. Lettuce discuss inside.

By the by, for those new to the forest, if you want to change your avi, head on over to the control panel (icon with the check marks) and upload your fav pic- if you google 100x100 twilight avi's, like I have a million times this last week, there are tons of great pics out there.

For your time...

Thank you WTVOC!!!!!!!!!

Hey Campers!

Omg I'm so tired I feel kinda loopy and no it's not the wine, it's the result of an all too busy weekend (tho the wine probably isn't helping).

But... I have stuff on my mind so let's chat before I pass out fall asleep.

It's TMI time!

No judgment

No holding back

Nothing is too personal

ANYTHING GOES!

Ok Guys and Gals, this is my very first campfire so be NICE!

I would like to pick all of your minds to try and find this story, i find it only appropriate to ask permission first....

Ok so Bella is married to James, who was oh so charming whilst dating, but as soon as he had a ring on her finger turned into a possessive and abusive husband, isolating her, keeping tabs on her, expecting receipts and library tickets to account for any time she is not with him or in the house, keeping it and herself immaculate. weighing her and dictating what she wears to ensure that she is how he wants her to be.

Bella feels repressed, but fears him too much to leave and James  wants baby, Bella doesn't want any ties to him more than there is so goes and get birth control shots on the sly, nurse sees bruises, informs Dr, Dr is Carlise, he says that he will support her to escape Bella, so they plan a Sleeping with the Enemy escape via death faking, with the help of Esme, Carlise and their nephews Emmett and Edward.

 Bella is nursed back to health by Esme and Carlise, she fleas across country, and live in the house next door to Edward, although they don't recognize each other at first.

As Bella's body is not found, James isn't convinced of her death, so hires P.I., who finds Bella, and tells James, James comes after etc. Cant remember what happens in the end. I do remember that James always played a certain song when he expects Bella to sleep with him, something with monster in the title?!?

Wow that was long, sorry for rambling on, I'm hoping that this rings bells with someone, it is a completed fic which was on FF.net, hope this makes sense to most of you! Those of you who miss their minds the most as I do.

OK, am going to go hide behind something now..... even though you cant actually see me anyway... still.

Thanks to LJ Summers and Jennyfly  for their help and guidence x

So i was doing a little cleaning today and found some old tapes of mine and i stumbled across a favorite movie of mine called Camp. it's basically like camp Rock but less fluffy and so much better and it was made first any way I started to watch it and what do you know Anna Kendrick is in it I've never really paid attention but i haven't actually seen this movie since twilight so i may have forgot about some of the Characters any way there a scene in here where she sings and man i didn't know Anna was a little power house that being said i just wanted to share this LOL

I was wondering, when you read a fic, what makes you sigh and say "now *this* is why I read fanfiction"? Tell me what makes you weak in the knees, on the edge of your seat, makes your heart pitter-pat, or just tickles your fancy in general.

Is it a particular type of genre? Maybe you love a good action story, or a tear-jerking romance, or a suspenseful mystery. Sometimes you just need a good laugh with something completely crackfic. 

How about lemons? Does the citrusy goodness make you happy? Do you love the way the UST teases you?

Come on in, rest a spell, and tell me what you love. I will start the love-fest. 

hola - im lookin for a oneshot!  Bella just moved to Forks and wants for the first time a normal high shool experience.  she has a crush on Eddieboy who has ag girlfriend in port angeles named Heidi.  There´s prom, mike getting drunk and throwing up and corsages being thrown and stomped on.  Then knight in shining armour beind Edward and he saves the night and they´ve spent the semester talking about Boston .. ring anybells?

Don't get me wrong, I'm happy with the casting as it is.

But it doesn't hurt to think 'what if', right? So please share your suggestions. It can be 'The Cullen family and The Pack', or characters that come'n go. (Victoria, Emily, etc...) Or you can just say you're not happy with one particular actor and not give a replacement suggestion, that's OK too. And also, you can praise someone you thought was casted good. 

Me? Oh, alright, I'll start.

I think she would have made a good Esme. I mean, I know she is redhead, and her... eyes are a bit too pretty, but she's just how I'd imagine Esme. I think Elizabeth Reaser is doing a good job though. (I'm just jealous of Hendricks' body. I'm a bit too small and Brazilian to have those... arms. You perv.)

Another thing:I thought I was gonna hate Maria no matter what. Really. But I'm quite happy with the casting now. I mean, Catalina is just so... babyfaced. She makes me wanna ruffle her hair more than yelling "HANDS OFF MY MAN, BITCH."

Ok, so I signed into Tumblr for the first time today. I am planning on a no-holds-barred, this is me kinda deal. I'm not telling anyone I know in real life about it. If no-one follows it, I don't really care. It's just nice to put that stuff out there.

It got me thinking, whilst having a glass of wine on this lovely Sunday night, what would be the first thing each of the Twilight characters would post on their personal blog/tumblr?

Does anyone know the status of Behind Enemy Lines?  I remember it was pulled for editing a long while back, and I've been hoping for some kind of sign ever since.  I can't even express how much I loved that fic. 

 I am completely hopeless at decoding acronyms of fic titles yet I am far too lazy to compile a master list that I could refer to, at least while I get up to speed. There only seem to be a handful that immediately jump into my head... WA, CW&IA, HtSaL are almost the only ones!

Am I the only acronym dyslexic in the forrest? Does anyone else freeze at the sight of seemingly random letter combos?

Even an alphabetical list of fics would be a huge help to me if anyone has one:)

Cheers

Okay everyone, I'm having a major brain fail at the moment. I was reading a fic the other night, and it was really, really good. It seemed like a re-telling of twilight, only much better. The writing was waaaay better, it was all Bella's POV so far, I had had only made it up to like the biology scenes and Edward trying to switch classes I think. I've been working like crazy (just took over a store) and my brain is just dead...I fell asleep reading it, and must have shut off my computer at some point without saving it. It's a well known, long fic I think, though. Sorry there's not many deets, but any help is appreciated :0)

Misti

FYT:

my love twife and beta superstarnanna is on bedrest and needs hotness and funny pics to keep her busy. i know u guys can hook me up. she loves kellan lots and has a dirty sense of humor.

tia!

Hey, 

I've commented on a few, but I've never started a campfire before.    Can someone please tell me how to find/access the master fic list.   I've seen it while reading &/or commenting on other campfires, but I can't find it on its own.    Someone take pity on the 40 year old computer illiterate newby!  hehehe   

Thanks, Tracey

Does anyone know what angstgoddess is up to these days? 

I was following her livejournal but she hasn't posted anything new since February, I think.  She's got one story there that is not completed and she had also talked about writing some missing moments from Wide Awake (I was particularly looking forward to the sexy-times-in-the-closet).  Has she left the fandom, or maybe is just not writing anymore?  Or maybe I'm just really dumb and am missing her somewhere in the vastness of the internet (please let it be this one!).

Any info would be greatly appreciated!

To make this more interactive, who are the authors that you are dying to hear more from?  I know that cullenista has posted that she is finishing Blue Moon, but it's been a while and I am praying that she'll reappear soon!

Once again I am coming in just under the FFAF deadline.

I NEED YOUR HELP, Campers.I have a  rather serious issue at hand.

I need to radically change the family's diet. Don't get me wrong, we don't eat a lot of junk.

(Well sometimes we do-when ChildODCrimsonMoon comes over.)

I'm looking to cut salt, sugar, and cholesterol. An overall overhaul.

I have a carb junkie,

a mini vegetarian,

and one that doesn't eat regularly so the body metabolism is at a near standstill.

The question: Does anyone have recipes that are low cholesterol, low salt, etc. that don't taste like cardboard, are relatively easy to make, and a very picky eater might be coaxed into trying?

I am looking for something you, yourself, have used. Or a close family member. If you are willing to share, I would be most grateful.

(More inside)

As it's still free-for-all-Friday...

Hey Australian campers!  I'm planning two weeks in Australia (leaving in 2 weeks!).  I'm booking my tickets today, but I don't have any of the other details planned.  I've very tentatively planned for:

arrive in Sydney and spend the first four days there

3 days in Melbourne (maybe a side trip for some wine tasting)

2 days at Uluru

4 days at the Great Barrier Reed (maybe one in the daintree rainforest)

2-3 days in Sydney

and return home to NYC

does this seem like a reasonable amount of time?  Am I missing someplace? What things are a must see in each of these places?  Thanks for your help!

Edward Cullen said to Bella, "I will love you, every moment of forever." (Something like that...)

Jacob Black said to Bella, "I will love you till your heart stops beating." (Something like that...)

Aaaand of course their were other numerous one liners in the Twilight Saga that were total swoon.

So here's my question. What's a total-swoon-one-liner that the love of your life gave you? (Something he said that you'll never forget.)

(And this was twilight related so I thought it'd be okay to post this fire.)

happy birthday, john lennon!

i don't care if you don't like the beatles, you gotta recognize that this man is/was one of the most influential figures in the history of modern music.

come in and tell me your favorite beatles facts, share your fave songs, pics, gifs

discuss why this man who was murdered 30 years ago is still relevant to the world

talk about hard day's night, one of the greatest movies ever made

or maybe come in here and see what all the beatles fuss is about.

my kid is singing along right now and goes MAMA, THIS IS MY FAVORITE BEATLES SONG :') :') :')