Since it appears to be a FFA SE trip info weekend I just want to put out there that I'm going to the Bragg Jam Festival in Macon,GA on July 28th(how's that for a long ass sentence?) and if you're anywhere in the area we could meet up. I'm going to see my current band crush, Dead Confederates but there's a number of good bands playing. PM me if you're going to be around or want info.

  http://braggjam.org/

To make this interactive what are you doing this summer, or wish you were doing?

So, howdy there! There's been some super fun and super hilarious 50 reviews floating around the twitter lately. Just thought I'd share. I read these the night before last and was laughing so hard I woke up the baby twice, and TC kicked me out of our room because it was driving him crazy that I was snorting, gasping, coughing, wheezing and shaking the bed with--at that point--just silent, near-deadly laughter.

I'll share the links here. This brilliant person posted a review for all three books. 

Fifty book 1 review http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/340987215

Fifty book 2 review http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/341907930

Fifty book 3 review http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/347430024?type=review#comment_52173476

Have you come across any totally hilarious and brilliantly funny reviews? Any book, any show, any movie, restaurant, location, etc etc etc?

POST FUNNY REVIEWS FOR SSHHHHTUFF HERE! 

Or just come in and share your reactions! Or say hi, I'm easy like that ;) xo

I am pretty sure is my first campfire ever!

Three weeks from today my family and I will be joining my husband's family in Hilton Head SC for my mother-in-law's 85th birthday.  I've never been to either of the Carolinas so I'm really looking forward to it.  I'm also interested in meeting up with other campers/twifans in the area or along the way.  

We'll be driving from Oklahoma City to Hilton Head, I think the plan is to drive for 12 hours and stop for the night somewhere around Atlanta on Friday Aug 3rd and then drive the rest of the way Aug 4th.  

My daughter Jackie (@theroselamb) and I are willing to drive up to one hour away from Hilton Head to meet with any campers/twifans. Actually after a couple of days with the in-laws we may be willing to drive further.  We also invite any campers/twifans in the area to come visit us if you'd rather.  Husband is bringing one of his toys and the drinks will be flowing all week long :)  So PM me here or DM me on Twitter (@TLammy) if you'd like to meet up sometime from Aug 4-11 in Hilton Head SC or surrounding area 

Also looking for suggestions on what to see - the must sees or dos of the area. So if you've been and have any suggestions on where to eat or shop, what to see please post them here.  Thanks!

Tori

WTVOC WAS AT THE FIREFLY PANEL

LOOK, I AM TOO TIRED TO RECAP ANYTHING. I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT THE PERSON WHO YELLS "WE LOVE YOU" AND MADE JOSS WHEDON AND NATHAN FILLION START CRYING WAS YOUR GOOD OLE RANGER OLE PAL WTVOC. I WAS IN THE FRONT ROW (special shout-out to cdunbar and moon.wiche, my ballroom 20 partners in crime for two years running :'D )

THIS WAS, WITHOUT EXAGGERATION, THE BEST MOMENT OF THIS FANGIRL'S LIFE.

article recapping the entire panel here

i'll make another comiccon post later complete with pictures of the craploads of swag i got. idk talk about firefly, joss whedon, buffy, the avengers, comiccon, just whatever makes your fan heart flutter.

eta: a link to videos someone uploaded of the entire panel in 5 parts:

click here

I'm going on a "vacation" with my family that includes a 4 hour drive.

We're going to Canada and I won't have internet on my phone and our relatives don't have internet at their house. So I'm asking for E/B completed fics that I could download to pdf and put on my iPod so I have something to do. I know you lovely people can help me!

Rec:

Better than Pie by savannavansmutsmut

Bella decides marriage will solve her financial problems and auctions herself off as a wife, only to be bought unknowingly by an unsuspecting Edward who cares for his meddling but well-meaning Down Syndrome brother, Emmett. All human Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 81,387 - Reviews: 3383 - Updated: 7-10-12 - Published: 1-31-12 - Bella & Edward http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7793773/1/Better_Than_Pie

Some RDJ love for your time

OMG.  I don't know who rec'd this book in a campfire many months back, but I just spent the last two days devouring this book.  I am stunned by how much I liked it.  What I enjoyed most about this story is that it was a bit edgier than most other supernatural series out there right now.  That, and the characters are wonderfully well developed yet done so with such subtlety that you don't even realize you're forming these deep attachments to them until you find yourself weeping unexpectedly.  I can also say that this is the first time in a very LONG time that I actually like both the hero and heroine.  Penryn is an intelligent, strong and driven young woman who is not yet so bitter with the post-apocalyptic world she finds herself in that she's lost all sense of compassion.  Raffe is... well, I don't want to give anything away.  Suffice to say he is the perfect blend of masculinity and strength and loyalty and determination, with a heartbreaking amount of vulnerability and broken craftily woven in.

Anyway, anyone else reading this?  It's the first of 5 books, supposedly.  I don't know how I'll wait for the next in the series!

http://www.amazon.com/Angelfall-Penryn-End-Days-Book/dp/0983597014/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1342228782&sr=8-1&keywords=angelfall+by+susan+ee

So I've been on a Game of Thrones kick lately.

Anyway, I was wondering if anybody knows of any great Twific centered around a High Fantasy setting, idealy there'd be magic, fighting, betrayal intrigue. The magic part is kind of essential. I don't just want a Historical!Twilight.

Thanks a million!

For your trouble I'll reccomend the hilariously sexy.

Author: sleepyvalentina PM
When Bella met Prince Edward, it was hate at first sight. So why do all the tabloids insist they're an item?

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8225698/1/The_Heir_and_the_Spare

Hello, I have sort of been twilight fic diving to find a good (well written) story to read for a while now and have no luck in finding one. I had looked through the pimp, sneak peak, and recommendation campfires every week including this week. I just don't have time to read every 3 chapters of each story that has been pimped and recommended. This is my last resort. Can you campers help me out by recommending some twilight fics (e/b only) that you think I may be interested in. Below are my all time favorites fic that I can reread (hopefully this can give you some perspective on which type of story I like). Unfortunately, there are stories that I like the first time around but once I tried to read them again...it's just doesn't work for me.

Thank you in advance for all your help. Here's a rec from me. I've read this story twice already and it's still a WIP.:-)

High Fidelity by Ireenh

My all time (completed) favorite twilight fics that I can reread are:

1) Hydraulic Level 5

2) Pocket Change

3) With Teeth

4) The best I ever had

5) There is a Light

I am currently reading the following WIPs that are so wonderfully written and beautifully told. Unfortunately, some of these stories are taking a while to update so I just need something to read while waiting for updates.

1) Substance Clad in Shadows

2) High Fidelity

3) How to paint a house

4) Honest Liar

5) Finding My Thunder

I believe this campfire meet ADF's rules. If not, please let me know and I'll remove it. Thanks again!

Hi Everyone. First Campfire so I hope it's okay, but I figure since it's FFA it should be.

I was wondering if any of you have read Original Fiction by your favourite Fanfiction Authors. If so what are the names? I'm looking for new stuff to read.

Also does anyone know if I buy the Kindle version of Fifty Shames of Earl Grey would it work on a Kobo? I can't find the ebook version on the Kobo website so I don't think it's available though them.

Rangers please let me know if this campfire isn't okay and what I can do to make it so :)

Edited to add a rec just in case :) (Thanks Camilla):  Anything by Nolebucgrl or Rochelle Allison!!!!

to everyone, long time know type.

So I am off on my jollies this weekend, and am after some good reading stuff, to put on my Kindle.

So please come make your suggestions of good/fun/humerous fics/books.

thank you in advance, sorry no pretties today but i will make a rec...

Just One of the Boys by TKegl

Interactive bit, what fics/books did you take? xxx

I sooooooooo blame my boyfriend for this one I am 30ish and new to the world of beer drinking (= I can finally tolerate/ dare I say enjoy it)

I had a horrible day and wanted a beer sooooooo badly that I dreamt of it alllllllll night long and just as that cold refreshing Tecate was about to touch my lips...the child woke up crying and I was foiled again. Needless to say, I got a 12 pack after work and enjoyed it with chips and guac. 

Currently reading

do the right thing by Lyricalkris

IT'S THE FFA.

no nudie pics on the front page.

no garbage mouths, either, you dirtballs.

here is your obligatory tree reminder:

FEED THEM, PLEASE.

also, don't you worry. even if things end up a bit too heavy, we'll all float on.

it's friday, leave a song that makes ya shake all over like the guess who would.

Is it free for all yet? Are we past 12 AM on the Est Coast? ‘Cause I’m in Italy and here is already afternoon so I hope I’m not wrong, if so rangers you can put a lot of water on this campfire :D

As you can understand from the title I’m currently under the influence of a big case of PMS, but this is not my main problem. More details inside!
 

Okay, so today and yesterday have been just awful. I mentioned it in the littlesecret84 campfire but since its already late it probabaly won't be payed attention to, so I'll be posting what went down inside.

And since it's not quite free for all yet, why don't you rec me a fanfic where the main characters explode. Can be verbal or physical sparring, and I mean  where the characters just go BALLISTIC and dive right into such a fiery, heated arguement you can feel the heat off of the computer screen. Tell me you're favorite blow up scenes, post excerpts, anything to get my mind off of this day....

UPDATE: So after talking with my Mom today, I realized she was mistaken about her wanting me to raise a storm. It was a miscommunication on both our parts. Emotions were running high and we misunderstood each others intentions. But still, the general story is the same; aunt crossed the line twice and now isn't welcome in our home.

She is a certified coconut.

UPDATE 2: Couldn't keep my cool this time. 

I posted what was originally posted here on a post of my own. Neutrality was the best option for yesterday, but today was a completely new matter. Today she came to get the rest of her stuff and I opened my mouth.  Yes, I admit, I should probably have stuck to staying silent, but this...I could not let her leave thinking that I was on her side. She had the nerve to tell me that she could press charges against my own mother if she so chose?  And she didn't believe that I wouldn't take offense to that? And she told me this through a text? I just...I can't even....

-sigh-

It had to be said. It may have been fueled by emotion, and it went against my baser nature, but I needed to let her know what side of the line I was on. This wasn't about not making an already volatile situation worse anymore. The situation was already out of the danger zone.  It's done. I did it.

Thank you all for your kind words concerning days 1  and 2. 

Since it's free for all now, forget the recs...(Though I thank all who obliged :)) 

FYT: Little Red Riding Hood, by niteareality

And yes, I went tag crazy. it has been a truly terrible two days. 

This is the campfire of Self Promotion:

THE PIMP CAMPFIRE.

Tell us about what you or a friend write. If you beta something fantastic, let us know. If you are hosting a contest, tell us about it.

Don't be shy! Give us a link. Give us a sample. Show us your banner.

We want to read what you write!

RANDOM BLANK POST TURNED CHAT/BONDFIRE

Tell us about your week/your summer, etc.  Share funnies (as I see you've already been doing) and good tunes <--- I'm getting tired of everything I've got.  

Carry on! 

- EKSmith

To the OP - if you're having any troubles posting a campfire, feel free to PM me or any of the other rangers for help! :)

In Places No One Will Find?

Do you know why it was pulled? Are there any others that have been pulled recently? If you have questions or answers please share them here. No bashing please.

Rec:

I'm reading an old Favorite. BTW do you have any SVM recs for me?

The River by EtheHunter

Sometimes a journey will take an unpredictable course. Can two people navigate the challenges of an unexpected life, or will they go under? AH-Eric/Sookie
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 143,638 - Reviews: 1357 - Updated: 4-25-11 - Published: 3-1-11 - Eric & Sookie - Complete
 

Hi Campers
I hope you guys will be able to help me. I came across this summary of a fic that sounds really nice, but when clicked on the link it just said that the story could not be found. Does anyone have this fic and be willing to share?

Title: Wonderland
Genre: Romance/Drama
Rating: Rated: M
Summary: Bella is a single mom who just started working at Alice Cullen's
clothing store. Edward Cullen is the co-owner of a Men's Magazine with his
brother Emmett and best friend Jasper, and he also happens to be New York's
most eligible bachelor. Will Bella fall for him, or will she walk away.

My Rec for your help:
Music, Magic, and Instability
Bella is a spirited young singer who gets her big break when rock star, Edward Cullen, invites her to go tour with him as his opening act. What follows is a whilwind romance that will change their lives