Professors Test Fifty Shades of Grey Library Book, Find It Has Traces of Herpes

Two Belgian university professors decided to apply their knowledge of toxicology screenings to the 10 most borrowed books at the Antwerp library. Each book underwent bacteriology and toxicology tests, and the findings reveal that library books are even more germ-covered than you expected.

While the experts found that all 10 books contained traces of cocaine–enough so that people who touched the books wouldn’t feel the effects, but might test positive for the drug–they also found something pretty gross: Fifty Shades of Grey, your weird aunt’s favorite mainstream erotic series, tested positive for traces of the herpes virus.

The professors assured everyone that concentrations of the virus were so minimal that there is no public health risk and it would be impossible for people to contract it by touching the book. Still, something to keep in mind next time you consider taking trashy erotica out of the public library.

Source: Time Newsfeed

I find the FSOG angle of this story somewhat hilarious.  That said, I love love love the library and this really creeps me out.  It's not like I didn't KNOW people took the library books into their homes (into their beds?!), but knowing and KNOWING are two different things.  I don't even want to think about that cute set of wine glasses I bought at the thrift shop 2 weeks ago. 

Do you buy/read used books and/or other used goods?  Do stories like this make you think twice about it?

What is the worst superhero movie you have seen to date?

Why is it the worst?

Pick one superhero you would like to see either rebooted in TV or movie, or one hero you would like brought to TV or movie.

Me? I need a Daredevil reboot. And something of a show about Harley Quinn

Heya fellow Buffy fans! Buzzfeed has made a list ranking Buffy episodes, worst to best down at the bottom. 

I liked Beer Bad! It was so fun and has some of the funnest lines! WTF

So take a gander at this here list, and come in and tell me what you think. Good list? Bad list? 

Give me your top five favorites episodes and your bottom five?

Or just top one or bottom one, or whatever. It's a lot of episodes, how good are your memories? 

Ranking Every Episode Of "Buffy The Vampire Slayer"

Ahem. Unrelated. Come tell me if you think Crane leaves the best voicemails ever...

Back on October 1st, I requested your birthdays. I had an overwhelming response and I wanted to give it one more try. This way if you missed my request back then, I can get you added to the list-

Beginning on January 1,  2014, I will be hosting the Monthly Birthday Campfire! It would be 1 post with every birthday that month in it. Names + date only (no ages)

If you want a Birthday Shout-Out- Please come on in and let me know what Month and Day your big day is (I don't need the year, unless you want to share it with me). 

If you've already shared your info with me, but decided you want to opt out, let me know via PM

Thanks! 

What are you reading?

Special assignment:

Give me some of your favorite vampire, AU, supernatural, and/or fantasy fics. 

And how about some favorite supernatural or fantasy books?Which authors have blown you away with their world building? 

As always, feel free to ignore the special assignment and give us anything you want. 

This week, show us a picture of

Something you LOVE

and a picture of

Something you HATE

'

Let's see who can be the most creative.  Bonus points if you managed to take pictures that don't include children or furbabies! 

Thank you to wtvoc for the suggestion.

Next week, let's share some of our favorite stores to shop for ourselves or our families. I'm hoping it will give people ideas for gifts if they celebrate a gift-giving holiday.  (Thanks to MrsCherryBomb for the suggestion.)

Then we'll skip the following week since it's the Wednesday before Thanksgiving and when we come back we can post pictures of food--any type of food, whether it be your fave foods or your Thanksgiving banquet or your typical breakfast or second breakfast.  

We here at ADF are a friendly, helpful bunch!

If you have a request for a type of story or a book,
this is your spot.

If you are unsure about something that has to do with ADF,
ask here.

If you have amnesia about a fic,
this is the place to ask about it!

If you are unsure about something that DOES NOT have to do with ADF,
ask here as well!

(Would just like to say that every week when I post the Help Desk, I feel like a rebel, just a little bit, because I haven't asked for permission. Yes, that is how much of a rule-follower I am. Also, work sucks.)

The Divergent Trailer has dropped :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sutgWjz10sM&feature=youtu.be

I don't know how to insert the video... please feel free to modify :)

Ranger Edit: OKAY. :)

Thoughts?

While I love Theo James he is way to old to be Four :(

Bella and Jasper are together in H.S. When Bella tells Jasper she's pregnant he turns on her refusing to accept her or their child wanting nothing to do with either of them. He even accuses Bella of cheating on him with Edward, Bella's slightly geeky BBF and or neighbor. Jasper ends up leaving state. I can't remember the circumstances of why. I think collage or military school (?).. Edward, who has always had unrequited feelings for Bella steps up and supports Bella through her pregnancy, there every step of the way. Bella soon develops feelings for Edward. E/B eventually become a couple. After Bella has the baby & notify Jasper he flips out when he learns Bella and Edward are together, threatening to take Bella to court for custody. One of the parents (Edward's dad?) fly's out to speak with Jasper. The parent returns with papers giving up all parental rights signed by Jasper..

I'm not sure if it's pulled or still up on ff.net. :(

Thank you so much for your help!!!

And here goes my recommendation!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5694977/1/What-If

What If
By: twihart21

Edward is a successful defense attorney living in LA. He lives a lonely, predictable life. But one day, he wakes up in an unfamiliar house, in an unfamiliar room with Bella laying next to him. Will he ever want to wake up from this dream? AH EPOV
Rated: Fiction M - English - Drama/Romance - Edward, Bella - Chapters: 31 - Words: 211,785 - Reviews: 2,567 - Favs: 2,769 - Follows: 2,205 - Updated: 07-17-11 - Published: 01-25-10 - id: 5694977

behold, the video that broke ADF today

do clickfeed an adtree whilst here, won't you?

if you tried to access ADF any time today for a few hours, you would have found a broken forest. it doesn't happen often, but when it does- i brit shicks. luckily, we have excellent people who can fix things with aplomb.

anyway, it's a rad video. if you're into harry potter, you're into this. new youtube series. a few words for you:

nitwit.

blubber.

oddment.

tweak.

no, wait! 

american aurors

15 years after the battle of hogwarts.

enjoy.

a working forest fyt.

also these two pics (the two offerings from me and lookingforhoofprints when i said QUICK I NEED A PIC FYT; guess which one's hers and which one's mine):

Diving Deep for Fan Fic Treasures

This week I read too many fics to count. Found some that were readable, but just weren't....interesting. :(

I did find these few treasures, so show them some love!

Last Chance by swervin35
From two different walks of life, or so it seems, they find the love in each other. Complete summary on first chapter.

E meets B in a bar and helps her escape Jacob. There is something supernatural or magical happening here, but not sure what it is just yet. Lots of family history and lore involved.

We All Come Back by MeantforMore
A death brings Bella back to Forks where the past and present collide, and the future becomes even more uncertain as a certain green-eyed man walks back into her life.

Baby drama.  Edward is kind of a jerk in this one.   We'll see how this pans out.

Not So Innocent by eternallyedward
Bella's been chasing after her best friend's brother for years. When she gets what she's always wanted, will it be enough for either of them?

Friends with benefits turns into more?  Probably. 

Deep Dog Walking Thoughts by staceleo
Bella's life was now determined by reflections she had when walking her beloved dog. The animal had saved her from a broken heart. When a man plagued with a past that is full of sadness comes to her door can she save him or will it lead her to further heartbreak?

This one is more a fic rec, than a fic dive.  I love all of this gal's quirky characters. Including this cranky, hot-n-cold, loafer wearing Edward.

FLASH BACK FIC DIVE:

My Perfect Mr Imperfect by xrxdanixrx
Bella wanted Mr. Perfect, but he didn't want her. When Mr. Imperfect comes along, can she look close enough to see just who is more perfect for her? A story about falling in love with the imperfections. AH - Rated M for lemons later. Complete

Before this gal teased us with her half complete "Washed Up," (which I'm still impatiently waiting for) she gave us this little gem!

Desiderata by kimpy
Desiderata is Latin for "desired things or something that is needed, wanted." Both Edward and Bella want happiness, but will their pig-headed stubbornness and biases get in the way of finding true love? Based upon Jane Austen's "Pride and Prejudice."  Complete

Good snarky Bella and Hollywood Edward.
 

As always, THANK YOU for your feedback and support!

Please tag, as I still can't get it to work.  :(  Don't think I ever will.

Veterans Day / Remembrance Day

Honoring all those who served.

I love that everything comes to a stop at 11am here in the UK.  Offices, shops, schools, on the radio -- all observe two minutes of silence.  Even if you're standing at the checkout, even if I'm at home -- we stop and pay our respect.

Interactive:

Do you do anything to recognize the day?

Is anyone in your family in the military?  Was your Dad or your grandad?  Your mom?   

I know we have at least one camper who is in the armed forces.

As I did not get Ranger approval for this, I will rec a military fic.  I was just reading a good one last week.  Bella has specialist knowledge and E and team are superops types.  Will edit as soon as I remember.

**Ranger edit- Was it Katinki's OPERATION: Break the Dawn?**

ETA:  Thanks Ranger!  OF COURSE, Katinki, my apologies.  That's the one.    Kelli_rose has a good one inside too.