Kurt Vonnegut's 8 Basics of Creative Writing
1) Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted.
2) Give the reader at least one character he or she can root for.
3) Every character should want something, even if it is only a glass of water.
4) Every sentence must do one of two things—reveal character or advance the action.
5) Start as close to the end as possible.
6) Be a sadist. No matter how sweet and innocent your leading characters, make awful things happen to them—in order that the reader may see what they are made of. (VW's note - Diana Gabaldon really took this one to heart, eh? -- OHMYGODEVERYTHINGCOMESBACKTOOUTLANDERWITHYOUDOESN'TITFORF**KSSAKE?!!! Er, yes?)
7) Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia.
8) Give your readers as much information as possible as soon as possible. To heck with suspense. Readers should have such complete understanding of what is going on, where and why, that they could finish the story themselves, should cockroaches eat the last few pages.
Authors - Do you use any of these tips? Do you fly by the seat of your pants? Do you think he's on to something, or do you think he's just an old whackadoodle?
Readers - Do you agree? Do any of these enhance your reading experience? I, for one, heartily agree with #8. I'm one of those people who frequently spoil myself, both with books and movies. Too much mystery and WTFIGO? distracts me too much from the story.