evidently, i break websites.... here goes nothing...
-so this whole omnific thing, huh? I know psymom & company were hoping for buzz but I’m willing to bet they weren’t expecting this.
-someone needs to invent a waterproof laptop. I seem to get all my best ideas in the shower but by time I rinse, lather, repeat, dry off, lotion, and dress….. I forget everything.
-my hubz (grownassman) and twife (@infernalheart) need to get together and coordinate their schedules before abandoning me for the weekend AT THE SAME TIME. Wth?!? One is away for National Guard…the other is visiting family in Miami. AND THEY LEFT ME ALONE WITH A FULLY STOCKED WINE BAR AND THREE KIDS…. YOU DO THE MATH!! It’s dangerous when im bored and alone and drunk
-is the author of University of Edward Masen a guy or a girl? Srsly… I needz to know. I think it’s a dude. So YO SEBASTIEN---- COME PLAY WITH US IN THE FOREST!! WE’LL SHOW YOU OUR BOOBS (if you’re into that sort of thing)
-the only thing scarier and more annoying than when my 12 yr old daughter and 14 yr old son are arguing is when they are getting along. Really…it’s weird.
-do any of you follow any of the Olympic Coven on twitter? Some weird shit is going down and I can’t quite figure out what it is.
-if I write RPatz a letter do you think he would come to my house and make tacos with me? Maybe a yummy apple pie? I think he should. I can write a REALLY convincing letter (and bake a mean pie).
-there aren’t enough dirty Carlisle fics…someone go write one. Thx.
-it’s bad enough that my daughter made me watch that Miley Cyrus video on youtube OVER AND OVER….what’s worse is I liked it L
-what did I wait until tonight to start DEAR ISABELLA? This fic is GENIUS!
-where the hell has Wonkeygirl been? I miss her!
-(Disclaimer—this will piss some of you off….but I don’t care sry) I’m willing to bet Taylor Lautner has more ROB CANDY on his HD than I do. (And according to the ladies from last night’s WC, I’m not the only one who thinks this way LOL)
-me+wine+a really good internet connection= good times LMAO
Carry on…
this post approved by TOR...and hopefully its not defective
There was originally ROB CANDY with this post....but i'm buzzed and lazy, so...whatevvvv
Cheers!