IT'S ABOUT TIME, SCUMMIT! NOW WHERE'S OUR TEASER TRAILER?!?!

What's up, Campers?? Happy Monday!! 

I WANNA SEE YOUR TATS AND PIERCINGS! 

I got my nose pierced this weekend. (Cue the quarter-life crisis!)

Please ignore the rough upkeep of myself.... it's normally not this bad. 

And here's two of my tattoos!

Clearly I am a butterfly fan.

NOW SHOW ME YOURS! 

So I'm trapped under over 2 feet of snow and feeling a little frisky. But it's hard as hell to get a little lovin now days. I'm not talkin

about sex...that's easy; I'm talkin about making out! You know, like you used to do when you were a teenager and you're parents

were gone and you didn't want to go all the way, but you wanted to get pretty damn close? A certain person in my house seems to

only have two speeds..1st base and home run. *SADNESS*

So I want to hear from all of you married people...or people in long term relationships...do you still make out with your S/O? Share

your best/funniest/sexiest make out story or just help a sista out with some tips. It's almost Valentines Day, so consider it my early

 gift...plus a bonus...

AND THIS WAS APPROVED BY WTVOC IN ALL HER AWESOMENESS!

SO.....

I need some recommendations A/H and E/B.

Now i know all human, edward bella fics are every where but seriously guys i can't find anything decent to read.

Part of this is my fault as due to my fan fiction obsession I've read all of the usual fics that everybody loves. But I need more!

So I was hoping to pick your brains for those fics that aren't that well known but after reading you can't believe that the review count isn't in the thousands, or newer ones which haven't made it on to my radar yet.

I'll love you forever if you can help, thanks guys : )

discerningficster.blogspot.com/

Exciting news!

One Ranger and Two ADF authors have drabbles up on tlydf this week!

Can you tell which piece of genius came from which genius??

The players:

AngstGoddess003
JFly/Thallium81
LaViePastiche
ElleCC

Hi,

I'm new around here and really thrilled I've found this place.

I just finished reading an excellent fanfic by nobloodnofoul called Shadowboxer it so inspired me I made a banner

Hope you like

LOOK AT THESE NEW PHOTOS! BRB....AM DYING.

Like what's the age range?  What's the cut off? 

More importantly: What makes something YA Lit vs. just Adult Lit?

SO and I had a heated debate over what our 10 yr old reads last night.

Like "up until you see my point"  heated debate.

To keep it Twilight: She's expressed interest in reading this series however SO saw the movie and feels like the way it plays out is unacceptable, ergo making the book unacceptable.  He felt like Edward's reasoning is just sort of "ok'd" and thinks she needs to be a bit older before she reads it.  I have to say I agree.  But more so because Bella's comatose state is also just glossed over and never addressed.  Another time, another campfire.  

Anyway without getting into the who's and whys and the gestapo tactics I feel like my SO wishes to institute (um, I might be a bit defensive still) how do you monitor what your kid is reading? 

If you're child less - did your parents monitor your reading materials?

TL;DR??

Just tell me you're on my side without knowing all the facts and that kicking SO in the shins is not going to help my case.  : ) 

 Good Morning Campers!

I bring you your HAPPY MONDAY CAMPFIRE!!

A little something to start the week off right....

BEL AMI has begun filming in London...

A source that wishes to remain anonymous has reported that Bel Ami is now filming interior scenes on location in London at various places, but not yet in a studio. Source explains, “some is being done on a set build at the end of the UK schedule.” As we previously reported, the London portion of filming is expected to wrap just before Easter. Per the script, the interior shots include a LOT of bedroom scenes, so Bel Ami is expected to be filming at various houses in London to accommodate different looks for these scenes. Bel Ami’s script also calls for interior scenes at a couple of churches and bars.

source

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So, CAMPERS... what are YOU going to do to make this a great week??

DO you have any good dinner ideas? (cuz frankly, my family is getting tired of spaghetti and pot roast---I got nothing)

Are you reading anything good?

coughHUNGERGAMEScough

this made me lol...

Neverending Math Equation
by twanza [NC-17]

The Musician
Magician
Mathematician

The Baker

The Artist

A genius
She's married to herself
A blackbird
& everything and nothing in-between

Dare I rec?!! Oh, I think, I might try...
I stumbled on this piece over the weekend. Numerous times, raised smug eyebrows at myself by myself judged me when I clicked, questioned my draw to it, declared; 'Nah' and shut the browser down. Reading a whopping 5 pieces was just dandy for me, thank you very much. And having weighed up those claustrophobic tags one might use when putting up these pieces they simply didn't mirror my imaginary tick list. And man, this one intimidates my shy safety-zones. But I am contradictory, grateful to be in-fact - dreadfully so! Bottom-line, I kept returning to it on the contrary to being terrified by it. It mocked my prejudice and nagged my conscious some. I caved - grabbing my laptop, climbing into bed and devouring it - kind of gormless and with my mouth open gasping, mind you. Yes, it still intimidates my "safety-zones" and it shows no signs of aligning with my make believe free spirited snobby contradictory imaginary tick list anytime soon [don't you just hate that?!!]. But I forgive personal comprehension and preference for it. I detach when I lose myself in words anyway, don't you? We sparrows (no idea why I just called myself a 'sparrow' or its metaphorical connection) need to live vicariously through something or another, no? Maybe that didn't work, I'll try again; we voyeurs need to __________ oh you know what I mean! Why then, you holler? Because of the writing.

Why am I trying to plug it?
Because of its writing!
Why should you read it?
Because of its writing!
Why should you give it love in however form you gush your love to something or nothing, even if it's only for a single chapter?
Because of its writing!

I can't slot it into a pretty in pink pitch for you. I can't compare it to anything because I. Do. Not. Want. To! It's shrouded in a quality and that quality is almost cinematic. How's that?!!

Too much?!!
Not enough?!!
Anchor an expectation, a comparison a claustrophobic tag (like moi), and just give it a bash...
Happy Monday shenanigans all...

Cheers.

x

PS Links:
via ff: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5387403/1/Neverending_Math_Equation
via Twilighted: http://www.twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=8029


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Okay, hopefully I posted this right, and if I did...well, have fun. XD

I have no desire whatsoever to debate whether or not FF was right, wrong, stupid, or smart. I think the other thread covered that just fine.

I *would* like to know what fics other than tara sue me's were deleted in today's sexorcism.

Lettuce list them here pls. I might like to go beg/borrow/bribe authors for copies.

The Dom/Sub/Training by tara sue me

Great Vexations by AG

Others?

For your time and effort, I present to you some Rob p0rn:

Jeremy Shockey. Yum. He is rough and wild-not exactly the marrying kind. I wouldn't want to marry him-he would make a horrible husband. I just want to  have wild dirty intense sex with him. That's all.

So tell me campers-who would you do the dirty deed with? Not the "I want to have your babies" sex but the other type. The type that....well you know and if you don't...you will. So let's talk about wild boys....sexin boys...boys you don't take home to Momma.

Oh, totally.

This must be like how Edward felt when they beat Volterra

SAINTS 

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS BABY

Ihave no idea if this is mod okay but I NEED TO POST MY HAPPINESS

RANGER EDIT: 31-17 SAINTS (nobody picked this but lots of people got close!)

thought you'd wanna know

I was just wondering if anyone else had seen this pic

he's so.....

So if Twitter is correct....TaraSueMe author of The Dominant, The Submissive, The Training received a warning from ff.net that her stories contained too much smut and would be pulled. She pulled them off and is in the process of putting them up on Twilighted.

Not a big fan of these stories but they are just smutty-no big deal at all. It seems sort of odd that she would get a warning when I have read stories that are filled with abuse and depravity and they don't get warnings and are still up. 

Thoughts?

The baby picture of Rob gave me this idea….

 I want to see what our campers looked like back in the day.

Share your baby and tween pictures!

And I want the good stuff ladies, let me see your teased hair, flannel days, and prom pics. The crazier the better.

So this is sort of OOT (out of Twilight), but I'm going to give it a shot anyway.

SO, girls. I have realized I have a 'thing' for fanfiction involving older men and younger women. I started eons ago reading Labyrinth fanfiction.  And yes, you're thinking of the right one.  The spikey hair, 80's-tights-wearing David Bowie/muppets movie. They mainly featured Jareth in love with Sarah (Jennifer Connelly)

Then, I moved onto Harry Potter fics and got into Severus Snape/ Hermione Granger fandom, where I stayed for a good year and a half. There are some *seriously* good writers in that fandom.

Then Twilight sucked me into it's all engrossing awesomeness, and after a while I realised I was doing the same thing, sort of. I focus on the Edward/Bella 'ship, and really it's the same song and dance all over again.

Older Edward.

Younger Bella.

La de da, same thing.

My real question is- do you find yourself drawn to the same type of  'ship in each fandom you fall into? Because, Lord I do.

And it has been a long time since I've found a good SS/HG fic. And that makes me sad.