Most of the posts or discussions that we have is about how ridiculous the movies are, things we'd like to change...

Anything we like about them?

Favorite aspect?

Not surprisingly, this is my favorite. He was perfect....in fact, he was better than Charlie in the book...if you ask me.

Anyting else we really liked done in the movies? Dare I say, we might prefer?

(And can we maybe do a little more than posting picture after picture of Robert Pattinson? Although we can do that too...)

 Hi All

I am relatively new to Fanfiction and as such have a "must read" list of Twilight FF that will literally take me 6 months to get through!

I dont have access to a computer when at work so i listen to audiobooks to pass the time!

My question to everyone is are there any Fanfic stories that have been made into Podcasts or Audiobook/files so that i can listen?

I know some: 

First Light - blondie

Turning Dust into Gold - bethaboo

Die to Self - JenWordSong

Do you know of any others?

Look, this forest is as much mine as anybody's. It says so right down there in the footer of this page. So I'm pretty disgusted to see all these corpses crowding the place with their no-sense-of-humor and too much beige clothing and slurp slurp slurp shit.

I don't get why you girls like FANTASIZE about kissing dead dudes. You're all seriously messed up.

I am techtarded when it comes to gifs and avi's and whatnot...so what I am asking is this...can someone make me a new avi that will fit the 100x100pixel requirement...

I am tired of the one I am using now and something with Jackson would be totally awesome...so yeah what would you get in return...I dunno what do you want??hehe

any help would be amazing

 Inspired by a comment in a previous thread...

It seems that a lot of us lament not having real life Twilight friends (myself included).  So I thought maybe if we let each other know where we are we could arrange meetups if there were enough people in a given area.  So if you are comfortable let us know where you are.

I'll start.  I'm in the Boston MA area of the U.S.  Any Boston peeps on here?

So its late at night and again i'm bored i kinda need to get a life but i ran across a cute lil video that i wanted to share with u guys some Bella and Edward make out goodness in slow motion :)

BTW.. i'm so excited i'm finally goint to see the Runaways and Remember me tommorow because i'm late like that but N E wayz tell me if you guys like the video or not

Dear anyone who has ever had to deal with a young child during potty training season,

I have a three year old nephew who can pee in the toilet, just not go, well, number 2.

It's getting pretty sad. We've tried everything: punisment, encouragment, and motivation but nothing seems to get him to poop in the toilet.

Can anyone give me any tips or advice on how to get this little monster of a child to do the deed? (Wait, isn't that the saying for sex? Oh well.)

Much apprecation.

For your stinky troubles.

Post approved by wtvoc.

These boys are on TOP of things.

I love them so much :)

Hello, Darlin's. So Edward told me there's this thing called "fan fict-ion" or whatnot, and I was curious. He said there's even some about me and Alice. Anyone care to share some of these that feature me and Ali? It's greatly appreciated.

Howdy campers. This is obviously a post that will be a bit tongue-in-cheek - I have a love-hate relationship with the Twilight saga and no offense is meant (I'm here, aren't I?)

BUT. I'm sure most of us can agree how cheesy and ridiculous the movies can be.

My roommate can't wait to get her copy of NM from netflix, so I decided to invite some girls over and make a game of it- the New Moon drinking game. We will be using something with a low low alcohol content as to not poison everyone, because these are my ideas so far:

A shot for:
Every time Kristen Steward blinks too much
Every time KS has the same blank expression
Every time RP looks self-loathing for being in this role
Every time a vampire sparkles
Every time a vampire/other supernatural creature growls
Every time a vampire/other supernatural creature is not even a little realistic
Every gratuitous ab shot
Every gratuitous hair flip from KS

Anyone else have ideas? 'smooches' Sorry if this has already been done. There is so much content on this blog, all of it lovely ('sucks up') so I can never be sure. Thanks for your input XD

Starring our favorite fatherly vampire, and favorite Remember Me little sister, is back on tonight! Who's excited? I'm actually not watching it til it replays at 1:30, because Castle is on, but I still can't wait.

So, discuss:

Castle

Nurse Jackie

Peter Facinelli

Music makes my world go 'round. In everyday life, to lift a mood or to get the anger out. It's naturally taken on a huge part of my fandom life too.

All of my writing revolves around music. A song can inspire a one-shot and I have a ton of playlists for the longer stories and such. I use it for everything. When I see the bad here, I put my music on and try to share it - spread the love to whoever will listen! I also can't read without music, I've made playlists for stories I've read.

I made a page by page playlist for the original Twilight Saga. Yup. Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse. Took me over a month to do Twilight, and that's the shortest book. That's how much I love music.....

So I want to know.... does music play an important role in your life? In your Fanfic life? Do you use music to inspire your writing?

And for the rangers and campers... some Twilight pretty!

Yeah, it's Pollyfreakinganna - deal with it peeps.

I'm disheartened, and I'm not going to lie about it.

I'm disappointed by the negativity of late.  I got a screamer ripping me a new one on something this weekend for the Indies that was totally misinformed and incorrect. I am dealing with people tearing each other down thinking that by doing so, they'll get ahead.  

We've all used the excuse before, 'it's just fan fic people," but I've been saying it to myself a lot lately.  When did we lose the fun?  Where is the giddiness over an update? The excitement when we see a friend succeed?  When did it become dog eat dog?

I've come close to flouncing twice in the month of March.  Me. Flouncing. Seriously. But then I walk away and cool down, and come back with my head in the game.

But enough is enough. I am not going to give in or compromise anymore.  I want the fun back.  I want to feel excited about stories, and  I want to laugh with all of you.  Enjoyment to me is helping other writers craft wonderful stories, develop my writing, and promote the fics that should be getting more attention.  It may be naive - but I want to focus on that, and not the petty bullshit of fandom politics.

What do you want? What would you like to wish for?  As you watch this fandom evolve. what would you like it to be?  Come on, spill it - this is a smart, wise group of women.  

What do you want?

(BRB - refilling wine glass.  GAW - if you leave now, you can be here in time for the 2nd bottle)

So campers, I want to talk about Jasper's hair.

I think it's pretty much agreed that it wasn't at all great in Twilight. Then came New Moon with the God awful perm that was truly terrible. But personally I took a little comfort in the NM wig, I thought to myself, 'Yes it's terrible and makes poor Jackson look like a poodle, but at least it can't get worse and I'm sure they will fix it in Eclipse'

WELL I WAS WRONG!

I present Jasper's hair in Eclipse:

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?

Seriously, who thought this looked good? Do they not realize that I will not be able to pay any attention to the film, I will be too busy looking at this monstrous wig! Further more, vampires are dead, their hair doesn't grow! How are you going to explain that away Summit?!?

I am sort of embarrassed to admit this (Jandco please forgive me) but I just finished reading M.A.D. Wow! I have no idea why I hadn't read it sooner, its been on the list. It was absolutely prefect. My kids had to eat Lucky Charms for dinner. The five year old was happy, 10 & 14 yr old not so much (Hey, they're magically delicious!)

So what fic did you put off reading for too long only to kick yourself later for denying yourself twific perfection?

(also, there was beginning part of a fic listed here a few weeks back about Edward and Bella blowing off Jasper's B-day party and ihe obviously dies or something but I never saw the whole thing...where can I find that?)

GUESS THE TROLL!

What with Aro and Tanya and Edward and Bella and...gah, too many of them running around, I'm wondering who's behind who.

IDK, I totes think the rangers are behind this...

ETA: and even if the rangers aren't the trolls, I'm absolutely postive they know who is.

 Do you write fan fiction? Want to give a peek of what's to come in your upcoming chapters?

Post upcoming excerpts from your stories here!

Don't forget to include a link! :)

How...extraodinary! This...forest, as you call it, is really quite interesting.

I am here now. Feel free to ask me...anything.

I was doing my daily rounds at the atrocious PerezHilton.com when I noticed a post saying there was no Deleted Scenes on the Dvd. Is that true because I've been seeing tons of Clips that say they're Deleted scenes. I havent looked at any of them because I wanted to when I got the DVD. Bet if there aren't any on there I might as well start watching all the clips everyones posting.

So are there Deleted Scenes?

So, you guys might remember me...the girl who started the 'Small-Time Fics' thread a while ago *waves awkwardly* Yes, no, maybe?

Okay! Well, anyway, on that thread I mentioned that my friend and I would be starting a blog dedicating to pimping small-time fics and their wonderful authors. With that being said, I am happy to introduce the first edition of Twimpage!

http://twimpage.blogspot.com

We are already affiliated with Fanficers Anonymous, and in the works with several other blogs, but we need the help of small-time authors, and the readers that love them, to keep this going.

(Sorry to A Different Forest mods if this type of post isn't allowed, but I'm so excited!)