And I quote from twitter: OMG H, YOU HAVE TO CAMPFIRE THAT BABY. It is too good to be true.

So I lived up the challenge:  How to Write a Sex Scene in 12 Steps

Please pay special note to items 2,3 and 9

tx to @d0tpark3r for the original link :)

So i just got back from the movies from seeing The Runaways and Remember Me and let me just say those two movies where amazing and it showz that both Kristen and Rob can really act and i just wanna know where the hell is all that good acting in The twilight movies

Kristen in The Runaways was just too amazing for words you know how they say every actor/actress has that role they were born to play well being Joan Jett was Kristen's she rocked the shit out of that role

And Rob did great i loved him in Remember Me its great to see that he can do something else other than self-loath and I cried like a little bitch at the end that movie even tho i knew it was coming oh and i cried at the beginning to that was way sad

 Interview posted in first comment.

I don’t like to brag or anything, but I take great pride in the fact that I am wicked at multi-tasking.  This week, I was able to enjoy the great outdoors, get some exercise, meet a cute guy, and conduct an interview all at once.  And I addressed a major point of public interest…  hunting.  I’m so good, I impress myself sometimes.  Here’s the interview I had, with a random hunter in the area. 
 

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Okay, I'm no Kellan fan, but he's got a hot body, I don't think anyone can deny that. A body hot enough for... a god? Finally all that greek god callin' makes sense

KELLAN LUTZ TO FLEX ACTING MUSCLES AS GREEK GOD

Twilight's Kellan Lutz will play Poseidon in War of the Gods from director Tarsem Singh: 

"Lutz joins Henry Cavill, Mickey Rourke and Freida Pinto in the growing cast, which is expected to assemble next month for the start of production. The story follows young Greek warrior Theseus (Cavill) as he leads his fellow soldiers in a... well... a war of the gods, at the bidding of King Hyperion (Rourke). The Theseus of Greek myth is the founder of Athens and son of Poseidon, though it's not known how closely "War" will follow established stories. Pinto will play Phaedra, Theseus' second wife."

Photo of Kellan Lutz by Collin Stark. Two more shots, AFTER THE JUMP...

   g makes sense...

With Henry Cavill. I think this is further proof that prayers do get answered.

I have to quote Paris on th one: That's hot! ;)

(btw Towelrod is a gay site. With lots of hot men)

That's right, this is what the poster SHOULD have been for Eclipse, not that bad knock-off of Pineapple Express.

Dear Summit, lots of money does not equate good taste. Just FYI

OMG! READ AND THEN COME AND DISCUSS WITH ME!

My husband is working on a site that will operate like FanFiction, but without the burden that often comes with it. 

So, what  I'm hoping that you guys can do is help me gather information.

1) What other sites besides FFn do you post on?

2) What do you like about FFN?

3) What do you dislike about FFN?

Thanks in advance!

ok i think this might be a taboo subject but i really wanna read some sam/bella fics. i had the idea the other night while watch new moon. in the scene where sam finds bella, it hit me that they might make a cute couple. i went on ff.net and foud a couple. i read alpha fail and i thought it was pretty good. but i want to find more and i would like it to have been beta'd.

come on ladies! give me some sam lovin! i know you guys secretely read/write sam/bella fics :)

 Got this tweeted to me as Im heading out for work. Enjoy :]

 I'm very drunk because I went out for drinks with Jenn tonight and we got so drunk we didn't realise it was already 2am by the time we were leaving. It's a Tuesday night so we're going to hurt like fuck tomorrow.

My question to you is:

Who would you love to meet in this fandom?

Personally, I'm desperate to meet my doppelganger Greeengoldfish. And lts29 and htothem (or whatever she calls herself here) and Doodlecake.

I'm not sure if this is the right area to share this, but Banner making just got pretty freaking easy! Check out this new program that you can add as a Firefox plugin!!!

http://www.pixlr.com/editor/

You don't need Photoshop (or such) any more because there's something called Pixel Editor . When I right click on an image, one of the choices is "Edit Image" and when I click that, it brings up a very 'Adobe' inspired editing window:



It looks pretty freaking sweet and much simpler to use than PS!!! Best of all... IT IS FREE!!!!  Use it to make banners and avatars, and share the images/links to your work in the comments, I wanna see!

Plus, spread the word.   http://www.pixlr.com/editor/ is a link that definitely should be shared with everyone!

Last night I re read Eclipse for the umpteenth time and...It hurts me to say this...but I finally see what what you've been talking about all this time. 

I think I was blinded by Edward's razzle-dazzle, distracted by Bella's indecision, irritated by Jacob's forcefulness...

but I totally see it now.  Bella and Jacob did have a chance.  

I think I might just hop this fence.

Let's keep it moving ~

Team Jacob: 

Reasons for loving Jacob and why it took me so long to see? 

Team Edward: 

Did I bump my head? Remind why I love our favorite sullen cullen?

P.S.

Play nice. Emi gets nervous when we start to riot.

P.S.S.

I'm still Team PEETA. Just so there's no confusion. 

Most of the posts or discussions that we have is about how ridiculous the movies are, things we'd like to change...

Anything we like about them?

Favorite aspect?

Not surprisingly, this is my favorite. He was perfect....in fact, he was better than Charlie in the book...if you ask me.

Anyting else we really liked done in the movies? Dare I say, we might prefer?

(And can we maybe do a little more than posting picture after picture of Robert Pattinson? Although we can do that too...)

 Hi All

I am relatively new to Fanfiction and as such have a "must read" list of Twilight FF that will literally take me 6 months to get through!

I dont have access to a computer when at work so i listen to audiobooks to pass the time!

My question to everyone is are there any Fanfic stories that have been made into Podcasts or Audiobook/files so that i can listen?

I know some: 

First Light - blondie

Turning Dust into Gold - bethaboo

Die to Self - JenWordSong

Do you know of any others?

Look, this forest is as much mine as anybody's. It says so right down there in the footer of this page. So I'm pretty disgusted to see all these corpses crowding the place with their no-sense-of-humor and too much beige clothing and slurp slurp slurp shit.

I don't get why you girls like FANTASIZE about kissing dead dudes. You're all seriously messed up.

I am techtarded when it comes to gifs and avi's and whatnot...so what I am asking is this...can someone make me a new avi that will fit the 100x100pixel requirement...

I am tired of the one I am using now and something with Jackson would be totally awesome...so yeah what would you get in return...I dunno what do you want??hehe

any help would be amazing

 Inspired by a comment in a previous thread...

It seems that a lot of us lament not having real life Twilight friends (myself included).  So I thought maybe if we let each other know where we are we could arrange meetups if there were enough people in a given area.  So if you are comfortable let us know where you are.

I'll start.  I'm in the Boston MA area of the U.S.  Any Boston peeps on here?

So its late at night and again i'm bored i kinda need to get a life but i ran across a cute lil video that i wanted to share with u guys some Bella and Edward make out goodness in slow motion :)

BTW.. i'm so excited i'm finally goint to see the Runaways and Remember me tommorow because i'm late like that but N E wayz tell me if you guys like the video or not

Dear anyone who has ever had to deal with a young child during potty training season,

I have a three year old nephew who can pee in the toilet, just not go, well, number 2.

It's getting pretty sad. We've tried everything: punisment, encouragment, and motivation but nothing seems to get him to poop in the toilet.

Can anyone give me any tips or advice on how to get this little monster of a child to do the deed? (Wait, isn't that the saying for sex? Oh well.)

Much apprecation.

For your stinky troubles.

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These boys are on TOP of things.

I love them so much :)