Hi guys! 

Wow, this is like my first thread starter ever on here. *waves shyly*

I am in the mood for something specific and I'm hoping some of you might be able to scratch my itch... If you know what I mean. ;)

I'm looking for some stories, preferably one shotes but I'm not opposed to longer fics, where some voyerism takes play.

I don't mind if it is AH or canon but I prefer E/B but I don't mind other characters.

Looking forward to anything you can come up with!! I love me reading this sexy kink. Tee hee.

now that i've succeeded in depressing you all thoroughly, i posit that we all need a good laugh.

please to be posting stuff that makes you giggle, or stuff that makes you giddy with glee.

tits?

-tips.

oh, i thought you said "tits".

Serendipitydooda is back with Something Wicked This Way Comes and you just have to run to read it!!!

If you had it on your favorite list, but have forgotten about it, please re read it... You will be laughing hysterically in seconds.

Summary: Halloween. As a kid I'd look forward to getting dressed up and pigging out on candy. This year I’m looking forward to getting dressed up and, as my friend Rosalie so charmingly puts it,“finally fuck Edward Cullen right out of my system." AH, OOC, fluff!

my new nomenclature for all us Twi-bitchy-witches= TWITCHES

yeah, so I went MORE north for my birthday fun this year.  Which was ironic.  I was all set to move to FL this time last year.  Like, hubby quit his job and we were PACKING.  So you will agree with me when I say that going to MAINE for my birthday was ironic.

The rain in Maine does NOT stay mainly on the plane and it drove me INSANE and was a pain in the arse last week.

Flooding and power outages were still better than snow, but really.

So why did I begin this campfire, you ask?

I will tell you my fellow Twitches.

I began this campfire to find out what wonderful windings you have wound in the world of writing this past month.  Care to share techniques, challenges, snippets, excerpts, successes that you may have had, hurdles you jumped or grades you aced?

I would love to hear about the (un) official world of fic writers we have here.  I would especially love to hear from our beginners but that is not to leave out our veterans...that is to say that I would hate to distract you from your current fic writing all you veterans.

I am calling out all our lurking squirrels, hibernating skunks (as its Spring now and time to wake up please) and even, yes, the BEARS.  "Irritable Grizzly" is a favorite about these parts.

if all of the strength and all of the courage

come and lift me from this place

i know i could love you much better than this

D':

i just watched "becoming part 2", aka the time in my life that i've never sobbed harder, including the first time i ever got my heart broken.  even now, the 654654687436543687th time i've watched it, i cried.  and my kid wanted to know why buffy had to kill agent booth and i told him to go away so i could die inside in peace.

what do you watch/read/listen to when you want a good cry?  let's share good heartcrushing stuff.

alternately, discuss how there will never be a better television show than buffy the vampire slayer.

also, pics/gifs of buffy/the boreanaz are always appreciated. 

Hi, all. *waves* This is my first post here, I've been a little scared to come out of hiding, lol.

Anyway, I'm looking for one shots. I don't really have the time to start on a super long (although I do love them) fic right now, so I'm asking for your favorite one shots! For the most part, I read Edward & Bella, but I'm up for anything, really.

Thank you!

One of these wax items scares the crap outta me.  Can you guess which???

Hello campers!

Yesterday, I had to drive with my windows down as it was pouring rain outside to avoid inside car fog and as I'm shivering my buns off,  I wondered...

Were Bella's nipples constantly perky from hugging Edwards cold dead body all the time? If so, how did she avoid people staring at her permanent nipple bullseye's?

Personally, if my bra doesn't provide enough padding I slap a bandaid on them puppies. What do you lovely ADF ladies do??

Also, does it bother anyone else when random nipples look like they're trying to break through shirts in movies?

For your time... My favorite weird nipple!

campfire approved by ranger jandco <3

And I quote from twitter: OMG H, YOU HAVE TO CAMPFIRE THAT BABY. It is too good to be true.

So I lived up the challenge:  How to Write a Sex Scene in 12 Steps

Please pay special note to items 2,3 and 9

tx to @d0tpark3r for the original link :)

So i just got back from the movies from seeing The Runaways and Remember Me and let me just say those two movies where amazing and it showz that both Kristen and Rob can really act and i just wanna know where the hell is all that good acting in The twilight movies

Kristen in The Runaways was just too amazing for words you know how they say every actor/actress has that role they were born to play well being Joan Jett was Kristen's she rocked the shit out of that role

And Rob did great i loved him in Remember Me its great to see that he can do something else other than self-loath and I cried like a little bitch at the end that movie even tho i knew it was coming oh and i cried at the beginning to that was way sad

 Interview posted in first comment.

I don’t like to brag or anything, but I take great pride in the fact that I am wicked at multi-tasking.  This week, I was able to enjoy the great outdoors, get some exercise, meet a cute guy, and conduct an interview all at once.  And I addressed a major point of public interest…  hunting.  I’m so good, I impress myself sometimes.  Here’s the interview I had, with a random hunter in the area. 
 

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Okay, I'm no Kellan fan, but he's got a hot body, I don't think anyone can deny that. A body hot enough for... a god? Finally all that greek god callin' makes sense

KELLAN LUTZ TO FLEX ACTING MUSCLES AS GREEK GOD

Twilight's Kellan Lutz will play Poseidon in War of the Gods from director Tarsem Singh: 

"Lutz joins Henry Cavill, Mickey Rourke and Freida Pinto in the growing cast, which is expected to assemble next month for the start of production. The story follows young Greek warrior Theseus (Cavill) as he leads his fellow soldiers in a... well... a war of the gods, at the bidding of King Hyperion (Rourke). The Theseus of Greek myth is the founder of Athens and son of Poseidon, though it's not known how closely "War" will follow established stories. Pinto will play Phaedra, Theseus' second wife."

Photo of Kellan Lutz by Collin Stark. Two more shots, AFTER THE JUMP...

   g makes sense...

With Henry Cavill. I think this is further proof that prayers do get answered.

I have to quote Paris on th one: That's hot! ;)

(btw Towelrod is a gay site. With lots of hot men)

That's right, this is what the poster SHOULD have been for Eclipse, not that bad knock-off of Pineapple Express.

Dear Summit, lots of money does not equate good taste. Just FYI

OMG! READ AND THEN COME AND DISCUSS WITH ME!

My husband is working on a site that will operate like FanFiction, but without the burden that often comes with it. 

So, what  I'm hoping that you guys can do is help me gather information.

1) What other sites besides FFn do you post on?

2) What do you like about FFN?

3) What do you dislike about FFN?

Thanks in advance!

ok i think this might be a taboo subject but i really wanna read some sam/bella fics. i had the idea the other night while watch new moon. in the scene where sam finds bella, it hit me that they might make a cute couple. i went on ff.net and foud a couple. i read alpha fail and i thought it was pretty good. but i want to find more and i would like it to have been beta'd.

come on ladies! give me some sam lovin! i know you guys secretely read/write sam/bella fics :)

 Got this tweeted to me as Im heading out for work. Enjoy :]

 I'm very drunk because I went out for drinks with Jenn tonight and we got so drunk we didn't realise it was already 2am by the time we were leaving. It's a Tuesday night so we're going to hurt like fuck tomorrow.

My question to you is:

Who would you love to meet in this fandom?

Personally, I'm desperate to meet my doppelganger Greeengoldfish. And lts29 and htothem (or whatever she calls herself here) and Doodlecake.

I'm not sure if this is the right area to share this, but Banner making just got pretty freaking easy! Check out this new program that you can add as a Firefox plugin!!!

http://www.pixlr.com/editor/

You don't need Photoshop (or such) any more because there's something called Pixel Editor . When I right click on an image, one of the choices is "Edit Image" and when I click that, it brings up a very 'Adobe' inspired editing window:



It looks pretty freaking sweet and much simpler to use than PS!!! Best of all... IT IS FREE!!!!  Use it to make banners and avatars, and share the images/links to your work in the comments, I wanna see!

Plus, spread the word.   http://www.pixlr.com/editor/ is a link that definitely should be shared with everyone!

Last night I re read Eclipse for the umpteenth time and...It hurts me to say this...but I finally see what what you've been talking about all this time. 

I think I was blinded by Edward's razzle-dazzle, distracted by Bella's indecision, irritated by Jacob's forcefulness...

but I totally see it now.  Bella and Jacob did have a chance.  

I think I might just hop this fence.

Let's keep it moving ~

Team Jacob: 

Reasons for loving Jacob and why it took me so long to see? 

Team Edward: 

Did I bump my head? Remind why I love our favorite sullen cullen?

P.S.

Play nice. Emi gets nervous when we start to riot.

P.S.S.

I'm still Team PEETA. Just so there's no confusion.