If a beloved site suddenly falls
in the internet address wilderness...

Do screaming trees make a sound
when they can't see it around anymore?

Why yes, Daddy-O. Oh, yes, they do.

If you've managed to follow the breadcrumbs
out of the .com woods and back into the .net Forest
don't let your latest chapter wander alone, unseen or unheard.

~Plant a trail of tempting teaser to lure elusive creatures to your creation~

~ Dangle some weald drama before the denizens of the Different ~

~ Leave some ligneous loglines for us to pine after ~

~ Be the boss of the boscage ~

~ Show our sylvan sylphs the way to your say so they may
copse a feel of your freshest protuberant frondescence ~

Remember:

can prevent hyperventilation due to ADF tease deprivation.

Don't lose the forest with the trees… sneak peek them all up
in your fictitious Dunsinane trunk
with a hunka hunka Birnam link to storm your tale gate.

Ew and all, but, well, some of us have them. Mine is small, but big enough to cause heavy bleeding. I don't want a partial hysterectomyy, even if it's with labaroscopy, because of my huge and not ungrounded fear pf general anaesthesia. One doctor suggested embolization, but my doctot is strongly against it, 'cause he had to treat several patients who had them with other doctors and now are in pain etc.

So far, my experience with medical procedures is avoid them as much as you can, because the complications absolutely suck. Yes, you may never have complications, but is the risk worth taking? My iron levels are low, but I take iron supplements. When I have my period I try to avoid going anywhere.

Anyone has or had the same issue?

This absolutely wonderful French song again, 'cause I feel everyone, everyone deserves to listen to it

I'd like to play a little game if you'll indulge me. I have a friend that thinks certain comic book characters would only be recognized by die hard comic book fans. I disagree. I think the characters in question could be recognized even by people who have either never read comics or who only read comics once in a while. So let's test this theory. I am going to post pictures of five comic book characters. Without cheating or reading the comments please state who you think they are. This is just for fun and to settle an "argument" and I hope this is interactive enough but if not I apologize.

Today, I finally managed to wash that man right out of my hair. Yes, after nearly fifteen years of being married to a douche who skipped town on a two year old and his wife. Let me tell you now, if you have a kid together divorce is complex, it's even more complex when the parents live in different states. Add on contested custody and you have a fight eightten months in the making. It actually took me ELEVEN YEARS to get to today because of legal issues.

After three hours of presenting evidence, testifying, and cross examination my mom and I walked out of the court wit this song in out hearts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSTivVclQQ0

Eventually we met up with the kid and  all skipped down the street arm in arm.

More inside, and the fic I most want to pimp

Omens by MissJanuary - One hundred years of swirling, living ink. Layers of words, history unravelling on skin. Tattward and Inkella. Not a fairytale.

Another trailer, gorgeous Jamie.  Don't know why, but Outlander Italy always gets them first...

Can't embed, but here you go...(ETA: looks like I actually embedded it twice, but can't undo them...sorry!)

http://outlander-italy.com/video-new-outlander-trailer/

Jamie. In BREEKS, ye ken:

I haven't been able to log in ALL DAY. Sorry for the delay, but I just got on and that's only by way of twitter. Thanks Uncle wtvoc!

Anyway, lets discuss Comic Con. Are you going this year? What will you do if you do? Etc etc etc.

Talk peeps!

we know

i have no information for you just yet, just... we're working on it

you can ask questions but i ain't guaranteeing any answers

here is a video of us working behind the scenes rn tho

Can someone please send me Ruthless People by J.J. McAvoy? Thanks :)

*edited by jandco. removed email. come inside for deets, please.

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My thanks to Lime the Lovely for providing full coding for this. :) - LJ

weird al has parodied "blurred lines" by taking on grammar.

i promise you, your life will be exponentially improved whilst watching this video. i cannot think of a better parody for that misogynistic piece of rape permission song.

enjoy. discuss your favorite bits and how you thought of like, a zillion fanfictions that commit all-a them word crimes.

#SOMECUNNINGLINGUIST

TOHELPYOUDISTINGUISH

WHATISPROPERENGLISH

beautiful, al. just beautiful.

the jandco/wtvoc novel is called

failure to navigate

it is not a romance novel. 

in fact, we really don't want you to think this is a good kind of love. it's not.

but hey, you might be able to do us a favor. look inside this campfire if you want to help us on the road to ebooking...

a little dorothy parker fyt: "this is not a book to be tossed aside lightly... it should be thrown with great force."