THAT IS RIGHT, TODAY IS ABOUT EVERYONE'S FAVORITE MAKE YOU SCREAM SERIES - GAME OF THRONES.

TALK TO ME ABOUT WHY IT MAKES YOU MAD. and about  how GEORGE RR MARTIN WON'T WRITE FASTER

First of all, I have no updates on anything. I was in the wilderness (literally) all week last week, and missed the fire, but I was wearing a Smokey the Bear hat (literally), so you can't blame this sh*t on me.

The real reason I'm here, though, is that I'm looking for someone to tell me why no one can follow my blog. www.lunaticsammich.blogspot.com

I need followers, in case I ever want to publish a collection or something. js.

Also, if you feel like writing something other than a critique of the 50SoG trailer, USE THIS SPACE TO TELL ME WHAT YOU'VE EATEN TODAY or leave a comment on my blog. Thank you.

Here is a misleading video:

So yeah.....it happened and now it's here. Thoughts?

My first thought....it's Twilight in porn come to life. The acting just from the trailer sounds bad. Very reminiscent of the first Twilight movie. If you didn't know you can easily deduce that this is based off Twilight.

Actress who cannot act, foreign guy with a nice accent who struggles to hide in in lieu of an American accent, low budget, I'm dying cringing.

For the interactive portion of this post, just go inside and FANGIRL your little hearts out. 

Well played Starz, well played.

And here's some knee porn for ya!

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If you have a request for a type of story or a book,
this is your spot.

If you are unsure about something that has to do with ADF,
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If you have amnesia about a fic,
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Man, a girl goes on vacation and look what happens!

My love, my lover, my husband for 48 years left me today. His leukemia was merciless.

Edit:

Dear campers, thank you so much. Forgive me if I don't answer individually to your messages. I felt your love. I  know I am not alone,  not here in Rome - where my son, his wife and  little Jacopo came to comfort me and Franco's family has been wonderful -  nor in the Forest,

This church, Santa Maria in Transpontina, is where we married 48 years ago and where I'll say goodbye to Franco  next Friday.

I'll be in touch.

Diving Deep for Fan Fic Treasures

Each week I will brave the treacherous waters of Fan Fiction for buried treasure. Below are the gems I've found this week!

Good haul this week!

Please let writers know where you found them and maybe leave a trail of breadcrumbs to let them know how to get back to our temp home in the Forest!

Southern Sweet by 7Seconds
When her best friend, Alice, gets engaged, Bella is thrilled to be the maid of honor. One thing she doesn't expect, though, is how charming Jasper's brother, business mogul Edward is... And how sexy the whole Southern accent thing can be. Best man/Maid of honor duties to ensue. BxE

Sexy Southernward is an easy sell for me.  I like this Bella.  She is strong and confident and is fine with being single.

Designated Hitter by esmegrace
Orthopedic surgeon, Bella Swan encounters the last person she ever expected to see again on Valentine's Day no less. Can she remain professional with Major League pitcher, Edward Masen, given their pasts?

Love this one.  Prim and proper "grown up" and Med Student Bella meets college baseball star Edward.

Saving Natalie by Frogie48
Bella moves into a new apartment and meets a sweet, talkative little girl named Natalie. As they get to know each other Bella notices things that worry her. One night changes everything for Natalie and Bella meets handsome police officer Edward, they set out together to give Natalie a better life.

Sad story.  A little graphic, but not too much. I like that the really ugly stuff moves quickly.
 
Confessions of a Love Cynic by EmiliaElliot18
"Love isn't real. Telling someone you love them is pretty much the biggest lie you can ever tell." A look at the world of love through the eyes of Bella, a Love Cynic. When Edward Cullen, actor, comes to Forks, will Bella get over her aversion to love?

High School Hollywood Edward is struggling with his obligatory child star meltdown.  His family moves to Forks to try to stave off his self destruction.  Bella fights demons of her own.
 

FLASH BACK FIC DIVE:

The Other Side of the Fence by Edward's Eternal
He hides to protect those he loves, she hides because that is all she knows. Isolation is a way of life for both of them. Two neighbours. All that separates them is a fence. Who knows what waits on the other side? Can they be strong enough to find out?

Love Bella and Edward's "Fence" interaction in this one.  One of my faves.

Moment of Victory by RMacaroni
There, in the middle of the exit, where we'll walk right by it on our way out to the field, is the trophy, the prize, the most coveted award for a footballer — the World Cup. The round base holds two athletes stretching up, the world on their hands, in their moment of victory. Only the greatest have held that golden statue, and today, the US finally has a chance. ExB. AH. All EPOV

Remembered this one after all of the recent World Cup fun.  Soccer-ward.

Thanks for all of you love and support for this campfire!  Your feedback is greatly appreciated!
 

Welcome to the Monday Morning Hot Guy Campfire. What better way to start your week than a hot guy?

Every Monday, I'm going to dedicate a CF to the Hot Guy of the Week.The catch? The CF can ONLY be about the current nominated guy. 

We all have different tastes in men, so please don't yuck anyone's yum.If you have a man you'd like to see crowned for the week, PM or hit me up on twitter (@ffcherry) with his name

If a beloved site suddenly falls
in the internet address wilderness...

Do screaming trees make a sound
when they can't see it around anymore?

Why yes, Daddy-O. Oh, yes, they do.

If you've managed to follow the breadcrumbs
out of the .com woods and back into the .net Forest
don't let your latest chapter wander alone, unseen or unheard.

~Plant a trail of tempting teaser to lure elusive creatures to your creation~

~ Dangle some weald drama before the denizens of the Different ~

~ Leave some ligneous loglines for us to pine after ~

~ Be the boss of the boscage ~

~ Show our sylvan sylphs the way to your say so they may
copse a feel of your freshest protuberant frondescence ~

Remember:

can prevent hyperventilation due to ADF tease deprivation.

Don't lose the forest with the trees… sneak peek them all up
in your fictitious Dunsinane trunk
with a hunka hunka Birnam link to storm your tale gate.

Ew and all, but, well, some of us have them. Mine is small, but big enough to cause heavy bleeding. I don't want a partial hysterectomyy, even if it's with labaroscopy, because of my huge and not ungrounded fear pf general anaesthesia. One doctor suggested embolization, but my doctot is strongly against it, 'cause he had to treat several patients who had them with other doctors and now are in pain etc.

So far, my experience with medical procedures is avoid them as much as you can, because the complications absolutely suck. Yes, you may never have complications, but is the risk worth taking? My iron levels are low, but I take iron supplements. When I have my period I try to avoid going anywhere.

Anyone has or had the same issue?

This absolutely wonderful French song again, 'cause I feel everyone, everyone deserves to listen to it

I'd like to play a little game if you'll indulge me. I have a friend that thinks certain comic book characters would only be recognized by die hard comic book fans. I disagree. I think the characters in question could be recognized even by people who have either never read comics or who only read comics once in a while. So let's test this theory. I am going to post pictures of five comic book characters. Without cheating or reading the comments please state who you think they are. This is just for fun and to settle an "argument" and I hope this is interactive enough but if not I apologize.