Sunday I was on fanfic.net and I had seventy four favorite stories saved.

Today I was on fanfic.net and I have seventy TWO favorite stories.

What the hell happened? Where did the stories go and how the heck do I figure out which stories are gone to begin with?

I cant tell just by looking through a long as list of stries which ones arent there.  This is so frustrating. Now Im gonna be up forever thnking about which stories arent there.

Has this happened to any one else? Has a story you were committed to reading just disappeared on you?  Please tell me I not going crazy.

I made this video for Bratty-vamp's fanfic Toye. It's a short teaser really but I love that creeptastic story and this is my tribute to it. Post videos for other fanfics here! 

one up me with a song.

i dare you.  go go go go go go

to embed: click on the embed code.

come here and click "source"

right click and paste.

click source again.

thereya go.

Did you guys read the final chapter today?  I haven't heard anyone talkin'bout it and I'm surprised.  Your thoughts?  I'll post mine in the comments because I don't want to spoil anything.

First post and I’m going to jump in the deep end.  :)

I didn’t like New Moon. I didn’t go in expecting much and I got exactly that. I give it a solid “meh.” The CGI for the wolves was not bad. And Taylor Lautner did pretty well. I was really glad they didn’t try to make him look seven feet tall. But for me, the whole movie seemed to lack energy.

I didn’t feel the angst like I did reading the book. The story was the same, that was good, but the deep, devastation that Bella was supposed to be feeling did not come through. Nor did the intense relief and confusion that was supposed to shine through in her reunion with Edward. The good new is that there was no chemistry between Jacob and Bella in the movie just as in the books. Too bad there didn't seem to be much between Edward and Bella either (most of the time.)

Is this because Bella plays so mellow all the time that it’s hard to tell? I don’t think so. Frankly, I thought Catherine Hardwick was just able to get way more range from the actors. Maybe there is something to the fact that it’s a mainly women’s phenomenon… and can someone please explain why are dudes directing these things?

I also didn’t think the score was nearly as compelling as Twilight's. It didn’t draw me in. The music in Twilight did. As a saga I was hoping that they would use the score to tie it all together, (not just the font on the movie posters) to give the movies a feeling of continuity. I was disappointed that they didn’t.

The highlight for me was Jessica Stanley’s post movie monologue. Genius. But that should not have been the highlight. There were just so many other things that should have overshadowed that.

Am I the only one? Don’t let me drown! :)

I think it is real-source is below. Pretty cool huh?




 










http://crepusculo-es.com/noticia/imagenes-cartel-eclipse-movimiento.html
 

WHERE ARE MY FELLOW CANUCKS, INNAT EH?

I AM SO EXCITED FOR THE NEW SEASON! ARE YOU?

Is Robert Pattinson's sex appeal so utterly overwhelming that he's capable of destroying relationships just by co-starring with someone?

The New York Post reports that Uma Thurman, who's scheduled to share the screen with Pattinson in the upcoming romance flick Bel Ami, has split up with her fiancé, hedge fund manager Arki Busson, making Busson the latest in a long line of victims of what many (okay, so far, "we") are calling The R-Pattz Co-Star Curse.

The earliest recorded instance of The R-Pattz Co-Star Curse (copyright pending) occurred early this year, when Gentlemen Broncos actor Michael Angarano, who had been dating Pattinson's Twilight co-star Kristen Stewart, suddenly disappeared from Stewart's life with the swiftness and completeness of a Soviet dissident.

But this was just the beginning of R-Pattz's relationship-wrecking streak. Back in June, as she prepared to film the romantic comedy Remember Me with Pattinson, Lost star Emilie de Ravin announced that she was parting ways with her husband of three years, December Ends thesp Josh Janowicz. And thus, a pattern emerged.

And now, with Uma Thurman's breakup, The R-Pattz Co-Star Curse has reached out to crush yet another formerly happy relationship.

If we were The Wrestler director Darren Aranofsky—who's engaged (for now anyway) to Rachel Weisz, who'll be co-starring with Pattinson in the upcoming historical drama Unbound Captives—we'd be pretty worried right now.

Then again, given that Aranofsky is currently preparing to film an angry, aggressive sex scene between Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis, he might have already mentally checked out of that relationship.

I have crave this type of fic at this current moment like a dumpee craves ice cream...

I am craving a Bella and Rosalie friendship. As in best friends. Preferably roommates, but best friends will do me. Edward and Bella or Bella and Jasper pairing. Smutt or no smutt, I'm not bothered.

See what this cravings doing to me. I've just said I am not bothered about not having smutt. Tragic. Truly tragic.

I would prefer it if they were teenagers as well. But I don't care is thier adults.

I think I'm just craving some Bella and Rose friendship. TBH.

And go...

That, up there, is my favourite Edward line. You can give me the "Be safes" and the "Look after my hearts' and all that, but that line just does me in...and I don't know why.

What is your favorite Edward line?

Or, is it one of Emmett's quirky off-beat musings, or perhaps Rosalie's scathing sarcasm...

While we're on the subject of favorite lines, what is your most favorite line of all time form anything...book....film....

And also, oh, for the love of all that is holy, someone please give me a book rec that won't have me cringing at the overly melodramatic writing or rolling my eyes at the silly characters (For some reason Twilight didnt do that to me, I put it down to being dazzled so i didnt' notice the flaws the 1st time around)

AND.....

Just because....

You have seven minutes in a closet with the Twilight cast member of your choice.

What're you going to do with your time?  With who?

The catch?  Keep it rated PG-13 like the actual movies.

Or be a rebellious rule breaker and say what you'd really do.

Go!

TWILIGHT Saga: New Moon's Robert Pattinson attended the premiere of The Lovely Bones last night.

This is from awhile back, but it's really funny.  BD haters will especially love it.

http://community.livejournal.com/lion_lamb/1651773.html

I stole this from theoatmeal.com/story/twilight

The article is dumb but the pictures made me laugh.  Also I love how everyone thinks Twilight sucks but will always do an article on it because they know it'll get their site a ton of traffic. 

This is Bella, the author calls her Pants because she's so nondescript and could be anyone.

This is totally how I see Edward: 

I think they got the hair right: 

I'm down for werepigs. 

As always - INTERACTIVE PORTION OF THE POST!

*cue superhero music* 

Are you a 13 yr old girl or a grown woman who thinks like a 13 yr old girl?  : )

I fully cop to being a grown woman with the mind of a 13 yr old girl.    

Check out Ashley, Kellan, Nikki, and Jackson in the new One campaign ad.



What charity/cause (real or imaginary) would you like to see members of the cast lending their name to?

Feel free to delete if previously posted.

Tell me about the people in your life.

I already know what you're going to say, but I thought it might amuse the other campers to know.

Who is the Bella to your Edward?

I AM BORED AND TONIGHT IS CAPSLOCK/GIF NIGHT.

I AM ALSO READING SOME AWESOME FANFICTION. YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?

PRIDE & PREJUDICE FANFICTION, THAT'S RIGHT.

IT'S AWESOME.

I KNOW THIS HAS PROBABLY BEEN POSED TO THE FOREST BEFORE, BUT IDGAF. 

DO YOU CHEAT ON TWIFIC WITH ANOTHER FANDOM LOVER?

I (obviously) READ PRIDE & PREJUDICE FIC, BUT I ALSO READ ONE, ONLY ONE, HARRY POTTER FANFIC. IT'S ABOUT CEDRIC RETURNING FROM THE DEAD IN ANOTHER PERSON'S BODY. IS IT A KWINKY-DINK THAT IT'S ABOUT CEDRIC? I THINK NOT.

SHARE YOUR FIC LOVERS. AND POST APPROPRIATE GIFS.

LIKE THESE:

I'm excited to bring you guys something.....

Are you ready for it?

ARE YOU SURE?

A DIFFERENT FOREST

PRESENTS

The Details.

I realize that the holidays are hectic for everyone, and you may not have a lot of time.

This contest was originally going to be much larger (THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID) but I decided to make it smaller.

Here's what you have to do.

You need to take 2 seasonal songs and change the lyrics. ie; 12 Days of Christmas, or Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer. Easy enough, right?

But, wait  - there's a catch!

The lyrics need to coincide with Twilight, A Different Forest, and our lovely Rangers.

That's it.

I think that's pretty simple.

I've got some more details for you.

Deadline to sumbit entries is December 21st at 11:59 PM EST. Send them to this email: torsstupidmouth@gmail.com

Weiner will be selected on December 22nd, and will also be announced that day!

I know you're thinking, if I'm doing all this, what do I get in return?

Weiners will get a $150 American Express Gift Card.

That's right, $150!

You'll be able to spend it anywhere you want, and they're accepted in most countries.

The winning selections will be sung on Trainwreck with Jess & Joe. And possibly Dancing, as well.

Bonus points if you record the two songs yourselves. I'll be swayed by those, js.

Even more bonus points if you take pics of yer holiday decorations and send them to me.

Also, a little Henry Cavill porn, or Billy Burke porn never hurt anyone either. or gay boy porn. JS JS.

Go forth and compose!