I have crave this type of fic at this current moment like a dumpee craves ice cream...

I am craving a Bella and Rosalie friendship. As in best friends. Preferably roommates, but best friends will do me. Edward and Bella or Bella and Jasper pairing. Smutt or no smutt, I'm not bothered.

See what this cravings doing to me. I've just said I am not bothered about not having smutt. Tragic. Truly tragic.

I would prefer it if they were teenagers as well. But I don't care is thier adults.

I think I'm just craving some Bella and Rose friendship. TBH.

And go...

That, up there, is my favourite Edward line. You can give me the "Be safes" and the "Look after my hearts' and all that, but that line just does me in...and I don't know why.

What is your favorite Edward line?

Or, is it one of Emmett's quirky off-beat musings, or perhaps Rosalie's scathing sarcasm...

While we're on the subject of favorite lines, what is your most favorite line of all time form anything...book....film....

And also, oh, for the love of all that is holy, someone please give me a book rec that won't have me cringing at the overly melodramatic writing or rolling my eyes at the silly characters (For some reason Twilight didnt do that to me, I put it down to being dazzled so i didnt' notice the flaws the 1st time around)

AND.....

Just because....

You have seven minutes in a closet with the Twilight cast member of your choice.

What're you going to do with your time?  With who?

The catch?  Keep it rated PG-13 like the actual movies.

Or be a rebellious rule breaker and say what you'd really do.

Go!

TWILIGHT Saga: New Moon's Robert Pattinson attended the premiere of The Lovely Bones last night.

This is from awhile back, but it's really funny.  BD haters will especially love it.

http://community.livejournal.com/lion_lamb/1651773.html

I stole this from theoatmeal.com/story/twilight

The article is dumb but the pictures made me laugh.  Also I love how everyone thinks Twilight sucks but will always do an article on it because they know it'll get their site a ton of traffic. 

This is Bella, the author calls her Pants because she's so nondescript and could be anyone.

This is totally how I see Edward: 

I think they got the hair right: 

I'm down for werepigs. 

As always - INTERACTIVE PORTION OF THE POST!

*cue superhero music* 

Are you a 13 yr old girl or a grown woman who thinks like a 13 yr old girl?  : )

I fully cop to being a grown woman with the mind of a 13 yr old girl.    

Check out Ashley, Kellan, Nikki, and Jackson in the new One campaign ad.



What charity/cause (real or imaginary) would you like to see members of the cast lending their name to?

Feel free to delete if previously posted.

Tell me about the people in your life.

I already know what you're going to say, but I thought it might amuse the other campers to know.

Who is the Bella to your Edward?

I AM BORED AND TONIGHT IS CAPSLOCK/GIF NIGHT.

I AM ALSO READING SOME AWESOME FANFICTION. YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?

PRIDE & PREJUDICE FANFICTION, THAT'S RIGHT.

IT'S AWESOME.

I KNOW THIS HAS PROBABLY BEEN POSED TO THE FOREST BEFORE, BUT IDGAF. 

DO YOU CHEAT ON TWIFIC WITH ANOTHER FANDOM LOVER?

I (obviously) READ PRIDE & PREJUDICE FIC, BUT I ALSO READ ONE, ONLY ONE, HARRY POTTER FANFIC. IT'S ABOUT CEDRIC RETURNING FROM THE DEAD IN ANOTHER PERSON'S BODY. IS IT A KWINKY-DINK THAT IT'S ABOUT CEDRIC? I THINK NOT.

SHARE YOUR FIC LOVERS. AND POST APPROPRIATE GIFS.

LIKE THESE:

I'm excited to bring you guys something.....

Are you ready for it?

ARE YOU SURE?

A DIFFERENT FOREST

PRESENTS

The Details.

I realize that the holidays are hectic for everyone, and you may not have a lot of time.

This contest was originally going to be much larger (THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID) but I decided to make it smaller.

Here's what you have to do.

You need to take 2 seasonal songs and change the lyrics. ie; 12 Days of Christmas, or Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer. Easy enough, right?

But, wait  - there's a catch!

The lyrics need to coincide with Twilight, A Different Forest, and our lovely Rangers.

That's it.

I think that's pretty simple.

I've got some more details for you.

Deadline to sumbit entries is December 21st at 11:59 PM EST. Send them to this email: torsstupidmouth@gmail.com

Weiner will be selected on December 22nd, and will also be announced that day!

I know you're thinking, if I'm doing all this, what do I get in return?

Weiners will get a $150 American Express Gift Card.

That's right, $150!

You'll be able to spend it anywhere you want, and they're accepted in most countries.

The winning selections will be sung on Trainwreck with Jess & Joe. And possibly Dancing, as well.

Bonus points if you record the two songs yourselves. I'll be swayed by those, js.

Even more bonus points if you take pics of yer holiday decorations and send them to me.

Also, a little Henry Cavill porn, or Billy Burke porn never hurt anyone either. or gay boy porn. JS JS.

Go forth and compose!

I always enjoy looking at everyone's different icons because I think they represent a part of everyone's individuality.  Some are funny and some are serious.  Some feature Twilight, Harry Potter, TV shows, Quotes and just general hotties.  Some I have no idea what they are.

So, tell me bb's what is your icon, what does it represent and why did you pick it?   Mine used to be of shoes bcause I have many and I can't stop myself from purchasing more!  Now, its the subtle sexuality laidies of The Office because I love love love that show.  Did I mention I love that show? :)

That's right. It's MONDAY and it is time to PIMP.

I don't want anyone saying

"I feel bad doing this.."

or

" This makes me really uncomfortable but.."

IT IS TIME TO BE PROUD.

Proud of what you have done, are doing or will do. Proud of what your friends are doing or have done. Be fierce and sell it. This is YOUR CHANCE to get people fired up about the thing that really makes you go bananas!

This week I am going to pimp my homegirls Jenn and Tor. Go to Birdwatching above and listen to the fabulous "Dancing with Jenn and Tor" or follow this link..

I would also like to thank OHALEno4 for her fabulous reviews of If It's the Beaches, and Melissa Cullen for Boundless. I love them, thank you. Keep them coming.. I have never been much for NEEDING reviews but it makes me feel fabulous so thank you thank you thank you!

But now it's YOUR TURN...

PIMP YOUR STUFF!

Ok, my first Campfire here on A Different Forest, but I have been thinking about this for the last few days. I couldn't ignore it anymore! 

So I know Tor LOVES Billy Burke, I saw it in a past campfire. But we've had some Jackson p0rn, Cam Gigandet p0rn, and of course the always gorgeous Rob p0rn lately and I wanted to share some Billy Burke love!

I know my pics aren't really "new" ones of Billy Burke, but I would love to see what everyone else has! :)

Fans of Robert Pattinson have launched a bid to try and stop the actor being harassed by the paparazzi.

The campaign, a joint collaborative effort between a number of fan sites, is calling for an end to candid shots of the 23-year-old Twilight star.

It follows pictures of Pattinson leaving the Hard Rock Cafe in Hollywood on Saturday with his arms over his face.

“We want the paps to know that we don’t want to see pics like these, so stop tak­ing the,” a statement on website Thinking Of Rob said.

“Stop invad­ing his pri­vate life. Enough is enough. Because no per­son deserves this, celebrity our not.

“There are lim­its and you have gone too far. He doesn’t want this, nei­ther do we!”

The campaign wants fans to post banners on their tribute pages with the message: “He Doesn't Want This, Neither Should You.”

More than 600 fans have also taken pictures of themselves with their arms over their faces in protest.

Pattinson is currently appearing in New Moon – the second installment of The Twilight Saga.

Saurce.

My thoughts.

I think this is ridiculous and insanely hypocritical of them. These are the same "concerned" fans that are crying all over their Twitters and LJ's that there are no Rob sightings, WHERE IS RPATTZ?! IS HE DEAD?!!? OMG NO NEW PICS IN 2 DAYS, MY LIFE IS OVER!

They fawn over any type of new pic of him, and don't seem to mind if it's pap pics as long as he's smiling. I feel bad for the guy, yeah. No one deserves to have their photo taken all the time when you just want to have a beer with your friends, but Robert Pattinson is $$$$ right now, and everyone is feeding into it, and just making the situation worse. You want more RPattz? It's going to equal him being stalked by the paparazzi.

Also, he seems like a guy who is decently smart, and he knows that when he goes out he will be followed. I'm sure he's aware that a lot of his fans go to his friends shows in the hopes that he'll be there, same with the paps. Did the paps step out of line? Yes, but celebrity is a viscous cycle. And this is the price that he's paying for right now, and I'm quite certain he's aware of that by now.

Basically this: Robert Pattinson is a big boy, he can handle himself. And being concerned and "protecting" him won't get you into his bed any faster. He's also got agents, and productions companies, suits, etc, telling him what the deal is. He knows if he goes out, he'll be hounded.

What are your thoughts?

So I just found out that my sister has been lurking around ADF for past few days. It took me almost a year to get her to read Twilight, and then she fell in love with it. I didn't think when I told her about ADF that she'd actually come here.

It's... weird mixing my Twilife with real life. I think this has made me reach my limit.

So tell me. Who from your RL, if they joined the fandom or ADF, would be your limit? Who is it that would make you say "No! Get out of the fandom!" At what point would your limit be reached?

BTW, Sara, if you're reading this, either apologize for making fun of my Twi-obsession, or get off of ADF.

that post is ridiculous and you all need to realise that the internet is not as anonymous as you think it is.

please, please think about that before you post stuff online. sure, we are welcoming and open here, but there might be someone out there who sees this and informs someone on what you wrote. guess what? that's evidence.

also, i don't care about who did what with whom, stop spamming my twitter with your bitchiness.

now that is out of the way, let's make this post about how great we are. TELL ME ONE AMAZING THING ABOUT YOURSELF. if i see a "i'm not great" i'll yell.

i'll start:

one thing great about me is that i'm fiercely loyal.

now, your turn.

Edward slept with Bella.... even though he thought he shouldnt have...

I seduced my highschool english student teacher 2 years after i graduated... then multiple times after that... even though i shouldnt have...

and let me tell you... teacher knows his way around.

i was not disappointed.

Who have you slept with that you shouldnt have?? Was it good? Bad?

COME ONE LADIES/GENTLEMEN... make it DIRTY!!!

The day is *finally* winding down...lemme tell you, today has been all about the ups and downs...

My work comp survived a major crash (yay!)....

then I spilled my El Pollo Loco nachos all down my shirt (boo!)....

I finished a project 3 days early (yay!)...

Just to be assigned coworkers project since I'm "ahead." (hiss!) 

It all rolls down hill my friends...all down hill.  

How about you? Ups/Downs of the day? 

On Topic and Interactive: Last line of fan fic you read? 

Mine:  "We were Elite."              

Good afternoon, Campers!  I asked Ranger wolvesnvamps if I could start the Very First VIP Author Update Campfire (<---sounds fancy, yes?) to help welcome the lovely HMonster4 to A Different Forest!!!

The newest chapter of I Know You is up HERE in Storytelling. If you're not reading it yet, what are you waiting for?  Go check it out!

Rangers are hard at work on HMonster's very own cabin, so once you've read, come back here and show her some love!

Interesting Twitter conversation on the Runaways