I just learned that ohaleno was under the impression that I am 'sophisticated.'

Uh....

I wouldn't really consider myself sophisticated.  (Though I DO have a bangin' bikini bod.  As you can plainly see.)

I wanna know your general assumptions about other campers, based on their posting styles/campfires/icons etc.

(This is meant to be FUN and not to be nasty to anyone at all.  The great and wonderful Jennyfly approved this campfire for me... so don't make her regret it!!!!)

I, RANGER LILLYBELLIS OF THE CARLSMEADE LILLYBELLISESES, DO HEREBY DECLARE ON THIS

THE FIRST DAY OF APRIL IN THE YEAR TWO-THOUSAND AND TEN

THAT THE WEEKLY 'FREE FOR ALL' BEGIN AN ASTONISHING FOURTEEN MINUTES EARLY.

THEREFORE, THE AFOREMENTIONED FREE-FOR-ALL MAY COMMENCE HERETOFORE, FORTHWITH, EXPEDITIOUSLY.

THE AFOREMENTIONED AFOREMENTIONED 'FREE FOR ALL' SHALL NOT EXCEED THE EASTERN STANDARD TIME OF FIVE O'CLOCK PEE EM, ON SATURDAY, THE THIRD OF APRIL.

I BID YOU ALL ADIEU.

ADIEU.

bones returns tonight

it's been a rough mini hiatus, bbs

let's discuss tv shows you think everyone should be watching

and dude, if one more person says OMG GUESS WHAT HAPPENS IN THIS EPISODE i will do something threatening

i donut get to watch until mr. wtvoc comes home from work in 4 hours omg

It's set during Breaking Dawn - a Isle Esme story. It starts in the water (as they all do, almost!) and goes into great detail of the things that Edward did to tire Bella out and distract her from having sex...she wore at one point I think a red bikini that made him nuts?? Argghh my memory is foggy but I just have this burning desire to remember this story and read it again!

Anybody know it?

CAMPERS...

I've been sick all week and I haven't had any wine since SUNDAY!!!  This is a travesty in my world! But guess what?!?!  I'm feeling better...therefore, I am now HAPPILY UNDER THE INFLUENCE!!

when i'm drunk i like to look at this>>>>>

ugh OMG

Tell me Capmers..... 

WHAT IS YOUR DRINK OF CHOICE?!?!?

i LIKE THIS>>>

SOME ALCOHOLIC FACTS:

~During Prohibition, temperance activists hired a scholar to rewrite the Bible by removing all references to alcohol beverage.
~The word "toast," meaning a wish of good health, started in ancient Rome, where a piece of toasted bread was dropped into wine.
~The consumption of alcohol was so widespread throughout history that it has been called "a universal language." (I'M FLUENT)
~Don’t swallow in Utah! Wine used in wine tastings in Utah must not be swallowed! (THATS NO FUN!)

IF YOU DON'T LIKE TO DRINK THEN PICSPAM ME!

So, I was watching The Office, and Kevin mentioned the Twilight cookbook! 

He said he was eating the Edward scramble eggs or something like that. 

What other shows are mentioning Twilight, Rob, etc?

I know in an episode of Family Guy there is a poster of Robert. 

Because he is so damn Yummy! ( I think this is with his band)

Everyone seems like they're in such a good and silly mood today.  Did ya'll smoke something funny growing in our forest, or is simply all the jacob eye candy getting to you?

I've got tomorrow off and started my long weekend (officially) at 3:00 (unofficially, I didn't actually get any work done today, so my long weekend started as soon as I woke up).

SO, what's your excuse for your good mood?

In the spirit of the new (hopefuly temporary) forest background, I am looking for a oneshot that was rec'd to me a while back but somehow did not make it to my list. I thought it was called The Thin Line, but the FFN search is getting me nowhere. It involves Bella second guessing or regretting choosing Edward.

Earlier in the week, Ranger Jandco asked everyone who from the Twilight Saga they'd take along if they were to be stranded on an island.

Then Ranger Jennyfly asked who from FanFiction everyone would want in the same predicament.

Now I'm curious.

If you were stranded on that island with three people you've met here in the "Twilight Community" in places like A Different Forest, who would you take?

To be honest, not many of the Campers here seem to like me.

But Ranger Emibella is always sweet, so I would take her. She's the kind of company I would want.

Next, I'd want someone who could help find a way off the island, so I'd choose John. He's smart and ingenious. Here's a picture of him I found in an older campfire:

And, since I didn't meet Edward or Jake here in the world of the Twilight fans, they're disqualified for me in this game. So I think I'll choose the NIGHT RANGER because I would feel safe with him/her around.

PS Jake is going to remind everyone of this day & the site background FOREVER, I hope you know. Edward hates the icons.

 One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila: Floor by Edwardslover69

• Hey Guys, Edwardslover69 posts April Fool's funny one-shots every year, and this year's is HILARIOUS!!!
•  
• Jasper, Edward, and Bella are caught in a sticky situation at the local bar where tequila and karaoke just don't mix!!! What song did Jasper dedicate to Edward that left Bella gaping and feeling a little . . .  uncomfortable?AH/ExB?/ExJ?/ExJxB?
• Read and find out and leave her some love; her fics are the best!!

P.S. Rangers if this fic rec isn't allowed feel free to delete. Thanks

my bosses daughter just told me I had a call from a funeral home from a Ms. Myra Maines.

obv, i started to dial the number and in my head i went over asking for this "Ms. Myra Maines"...

Have you gotten it yet.....? Well you were a step ahead of me.

Ugh, ugh, ugh, April.

Okay so I just came across these:

Yeah......so some of these are disturbing. They're from a new episode of America's Next Top Model.

Tell me campers, are you sick of seeing this vamp craze? (I know Jake is)

Where also have you seen the vamp craze seep into?

Now I'm gonna go back to pretending that I'm actually getting work done

i always had this fantasy scene of new moon (the movie) in which bella and jake are getting into the rabbit and the radio turns on and blares this song.

i think that would have been cool.

any musical changes you guys would've preferred?

Okay, so thanks to those of you that told me to go read The Mirrors the last time I posted this question. I just finished it and was sooo glad I finally did (I had been hesitant).

So now...I need help again. Tell me what to read next and why.

The Daily Grind
Reality Minus Expectations
The Trip Home
A Murmur of Fire in the Vein
An American Vampire in Chicago
Labour of Devotion
Unraveled Knot

Sooo, I just made my way through the entries for the black balloon contest and now I feel like Tanya held me down and made me watch Jane kick my puppy.  Repeatedly.  With her mind.  While Vicki pointed and laughed.  You get the picture, and here I am with my first campfire.

Please rec me cotton candy, marshmallow, jelly bean, candy corn, cadbury GOOD fluff.

E & B if you would be so kind.  And they're only issue can be who gives the most orgasmic happy fun times.

Thanks!

 But I would love it if someone could find a fic like this!

Just started to reread Persuasion by Jane Austen and now I wonder if there's any fic that goes the same way.

Bella and Edward (it could actually be Bella/jasper and Bella/Jacob too, as long as its well written) meet, got engaged and then one of them ends it. Years later they meet again and the person who ended it regrets it and tries to win him/her back. You know the drill. They cannot get together again too early.

And just because he's too sexy for his shirt:

I really love what you've done with the place, guys!

The rest of the pack is totally jealous.

Seeking: Fics about Bad Boy Edward or slightly experienced Edward to seduce the likes of One Ms. Bella Marie Swan.

Please no rough pasts, I just want some light-hearted pantsing - yes pantsing.

Along the lines of Cannabean Betrothel.

I recently got April Fool'd when Human Resources decided to send out a memo stating that our work hours would HAVE to be extended as many people had called in sick 'cause of H1N1. I was fooled for exactly 5 minutes...but, IT WAS NOT FUNNY! So, I'm desperately in need of some FUNNY - NO REAL LIFE HASSLE - fics.