If you're particularly squeamish, you might not want to watch this....

So, how does Team Jackson feel about his rather varied diet?! Turn on? Turn off? Turn around, you've been a naughty boy and need your bottom smacked? No? Just me then.

If not, really, give it a try. I loathe HS stories (WA being the exception of course), but I really liked the plot and the writing in this one.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5558114/1/Disappear_Here

IT WAS A HELLUVA DAY IN THE FOREST, FROM THE LOOKS OF THINGS. RANGER TOR ORCHESTRATED AN APRIL FOOLS TAKEOVER THAT INCLUDED JACOB/BELLA ICONS FOR EVERYONE. THERE WAS AN ALL JAKE BACKGROUND IN PLACE OF THE TREES, AND CAMPERS' REACTIONS VARIED.

NIGHT RANGER HAS HIGHLIGHTED THE DAY'S MOST POPULAR CAMPFIRES FOR YOUR PERUSAL AND DISCUSSION: 

• DRUNK ROB BY RANGER WOLVESNVAMPS
• Why Jacob Black is so hawt  BY CAMPER INFERNAL HEART
• love what you've done with the place BY JAKE
• Stranded on an Island... again BY BELLA SWAN
• What's in the Air Today? BY CAMPER dawnmarie dreaming
• MORE PICS OF THAT PATTINSON FELLOW DRESSED IN A TOP HAT BY CAMPER CAPRICORN75
• OMG IM DRUNK BY CAMPER grown.ass.woman
• another bones post  BY RANGER WTVOC
• Are you talkin' bout ME? BY CAMPER BRATTYVAMP
• Why is Bella fascinated by nude, legless Barbies? BY CAMPER solareclipses 
• Let's Get to Know Me BY CAMPER dawnmarie dreaming (AGAIN)
• this is not racist BY CAMPER erica_lopeezy

AND, SINCE THE TOPIC CAME UP REPEATEDLY IN THE PREVIOUS TWO DISCUSSIONS ABOUT OVER THE EDGE:

THE FREE-FOR-ALL IS ON. SO POST WHATEVER YOU LIKE.

OH, AND PS: TUNE IN TO FRIDAY NIGHT'S/SATURDAY'S (DEPENDING WHERE YOU ARE) TRAINWRECK FOR A LITTLE MORE INFO ABOUT

OVER THE EDGE!

Hallo and good evening to you all (or yall as we say at home... or antoom, as they say in Arabic... or... okay I'll stop)

First time starting a campfire, and because I'm a total wusscowardpants, I waiting until the Friday Free For All, even tho I'm pretty sure this is pretty much totally and completely related to Twilight... Okay, anyway, as it turns out, the

BLACK BALLOON CONTEST

is ending in, like, a matter of hours. I know which fic I'm personally rooting for, but what about everyone else? Have you looked through the entries? Do you know or beta for any of the authors? Are you one of the authors? I wanna hear your thoughts on this pit of lovely despair that is the Black Balloon Contest!

Okay so I was writing and I was thinking about where I wanted the setting to be and it occured to that the only place I know enough detail about and would be comfortable writing about is Cleveland.

But I hate Cleveland and I highly doubt that Edward, Bella and everyone else is shopping and Legacy Village and eating Sweet Jesus Chicken at Mr. Wonderful's. Yes. that is a real restuarant, and Sweet Jesus Chicken is real too.

Then I noticed that alot of people on my twitter are always saying good morning when Im saying goodnight. So I deduced that they are either noturnal animals or from a different country. For shits sake, lets just go with the less feesible latter.

When are you guys from? Tell me something interesting about your state or country, city whatever.

I, obviously, live in Cleveland. When have the Cavs I guess, but I think basketball is a pansyass sport so...

To make it pretty and say thank you, I give you Tommett =)

 K. so to make my night not boring im gonna make a stupid post. what else is new.

Thats right, Im Mexican so i can answer all your beaner questions.

Wanna know why we are such good swimmers?? Or who exactly is Pancho Villa???

All you gotta do is ask.

if this post dies, im flouncing you all.

So tell me whats your favorite 80's song here's mine

In the spirit of free for all Friday and my current case of insomnia

And since I feel like I need to just take the plunge in order to make friends around here

Let's play some

20 QUESTIONS!

Ask me anything...and be prepared to answer something in return.

if it turns out this is totally lame and gets no responses, i'll just change my username and pretend this never happened...

She made me do this. me and oHALE went out last weekend and this is a pic of us. judge us if you dare.

im the pretty one 

So I am almost finished with the lovely story To Be Stabbed in The Front by forevergolden...I have 2 chapters left to read and was wondering what I should read next...These are the next few on my top list...

1. A Murmur of Fire in the Vein

2. Falling For the First Time

3. Get Me to You

4. Porcelian Heart

5. Devil's Pitchfork

So help me out ladies or rec something else...

 So I'm looking for a good post breaking dawn fic. I've been reading a lot of angst and sadness lately and I just want something light and airy. okaaaaaay a little angst is okay :)

Maybe something cliche' like all of the cullens go back to school... I don't know. Help me out!

 Okay, so I've been going through Twilight Poison's gallery of HD screencaps. In doing so, I uncovered the following.

PLEASE SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME.

Is this the makings of a serial killer? Is this a feminist statement? Does she have some strange amputee fetish?

I never knew this side of Bella.

And no, this is not a belated April Fool's joke or a manip. Here's the link to the original HD screencap for the second one.

First campfire, by the way.

I just learned that ohaleno was under the impression that I am 'sophisticated.'

Uh....

I wouldn't really consider myself sophisticated.  (Though I DO have a bangin' bikini bod.  As you can plainly see.)

I wanna know your general assumptions about other campers, based on their posting styles/campfires/icons etc.

(This is meant to be FUN and not to be nasty to anyone at all.  The great and wonderful Jennyfly approved this campfire for me... so don't make her regret it!!!!)

I, RANGER LILLYBELLIS OF THE CARLSMEADE LILLYBELLISESES, DO HEREBY DECLARE ON THIS

THE FIRST DAY OF APRIL IN THE YEAR TWO-THOUSAND AND TEN

THAT THE WEEKLY 'FREE FOR ALL' BEGIN AN ASTONISHING FOURTEEN MINUTES EARLY.

THEREFORE, THE AFOREMENTIONED FREE-FOR-ALL MAY COMMENCE HERETOFORE, FORTHWITH, EXPEDITIOUSLY.

THE AFOREMENTIONED AFOREMENTIONED 'FREE FOR ALL' SHALL NOT EXCEED THE EASTERN STANDARD TIME OF FIVE O'CLOCK PEE EM, ON SATURDAY, THE THIRD OF APRIL.

I BID YOU ALL ADIEU.

ADIEU.

bones returns tonight

it's been a rough mini hiatus, bbs

let's discuss tv shows you think everyone should be watching

and dude, if one more person says OMG GUESS WHAT HAPPENS IN THIS EPISODE i will do something threatening

i donut get to watch until mr. wtvoc comes home from work in 4 hours omg

It's set during Breaking Dawn - a Isle Esme story. It starts in the water (as they all do, almost!) and goes into great detail of the things that Edward did to tire Bella out and distract her from having sex...she wore at one point I think a red bikini that made him nuts?? Argghh my memory is foggy but I just have this burning desire to remember this story and read it again!

Anybody know it?

CAMPERS...

I've been sick all week and I haven't had any wine since SUNDAY!!!  This is a travesty in my world! But guess what?!?!  I'm feeling better...therefore, I am now HAPPILY UNDER THE INFLUENCE!!

when i'm drunk i like to look at this>>>>>

ugh OMG

Tell me Capmers..... 

WHAT IS YOUR DRINK OF CHOICE?!?!?

i LIKE THIS>>>

SOME ALCOHOLIC FACTS:

~During Prohibition, temperance activists hired a scholar to rewrite the Bible by removing all references to alcohol beverage.
~The word "toast," meaning a wish of good health, started in ancient Rome, where a piece of toasted bread was dropped into wine.
~The consumption of alcohol was so widespread throughout history that it has been called "a universal language." (I'M FLUENT)
~Don’t swallow in Utah! Wine used in wine tastings in Utah must not be swallowed! (THATS NO FUN!)

IF YOU DON'T LIKE TO DRINK THEN PICSPAM ME!

So, I was watching The Office, and Kevin mentioned the Twilight cookbook! 

He said he was eating the Edward scramble eggs or something like that. 

What other shows are mentioning Twilight, Rob, etc?

I know in an episode of Family Guy there is a poster of Robert. 

Because he is so damn Yummy! ( I think this is with his band)