I thought they were so funny

dont know if you've seen it just had to share

Hello everybody! This has been something thats been festering in my mind for some time and I HAVE to get it off my chest before I go insane.

Ok so right now we are all in the middle of this Twilight phenomenom. We encourage it, we write about it, we fangirl all over Rob - you get the picture. What I am wondering is...what happens after Twilight dies down? And Im not talking about what happens to us. Im talking about the Twilight Saga actors. Is there any actors that you see that will make it big? Do you seem them drop off the planet? What are your theories regarding the people that have brought this series to life?

HERE ARE MINE:

I think Kristen Stewart, Peter Facinelli, and Dakota Fanning will move on to good things. They've already been in the Hollywood circuit for some time and I think after the Twilight movies are over, they will continue to have credible work. Taylor Lautner will more than likely remain where he is as a teen hearthrob because whether people want to admit it or not, he has the teen sexiness thing going on, he just needs to own it. Our beautiful and scruffy and awkward Robert Pattinson will be just fine IMO. I know I am in the majority when I say that I cannot wait to see what else he does. I have high hopes for our sexy leading man. Very high. So high that I will probably follow everything he does even if it sucks. (I personally would like to see him play someone a crazy a la Jack Nicholson in One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest – my reply to the previous post regarding RPattz movies) Lastly, I think Ashley Greene and Anna Kendrick will also do well after the series.

But what about everyone else?

While there are a lot of actors that are cast, they are all small parts of a big movie. Even in the books, a lot of the characters just aren’t around. For instance, Kellan Lutz, Nikki Reed, and Elizabeth Reaser. Now as for the two ladies, well I don’t know because I don’t really pay attention to them. Kellan Lutz, however, is so hot. Hes mentioned that he wants to do action movies and I really want to believe that he’ll make it. But I see straight to dvd action films and more horror movies in his future. As far as actors from the wolf pack and the Volturi, well, I just don’t know. I know some are very good actors like Micheal Sheen but do you see the guy playing Felix or Sam make it big after trailing on the tails of this franchise? All I see is a future where Twilight is no longer “it” and some actors from the film are trying to get a job, screaming at their agents “I WAS A CHARACTER ON THE TWILIGHT SAGA DAMMIT!” but that just brings up a whole other topic.

So tell me campers, do you think our beloved cast will have a post Twilight future? Or do you see them appearing on a bad reality show on VH1 ten years from now?

I hope I don’t sound like a cynical bitch or anything but I would love to hear your thoughts, opinions, disagreements – anything!

(Im sorry this is so long)

Lettuce discuss!

OH YEAH…ROB PORN:

EDIT: HERE IS SOME LEGIT ROBPORN!

So, hey, this question's been bothering me all day:

What kind of movie would you like Robert Pattinson to do?

And what kind of movie would you NEVER like Robert Pattinson to do?

For me, I would like to see him in a movie with Johnny Depp, where they both played some weird, loveable guys, maybe a little psychotic or something, childhood traumas. Although I wouldn't watch it if it were a Tim Burton, Heaven forbid. But I would like those two together, because they seem very different from other attention-seeking actors, seeming laid-back and relaxed.

And I pray that Robert Pattinson would never play gay. Not that I have anything against playing gay, but when I see a man kiss another man, I cannot watch him in other movies without picturing that.

I wrote a story called Hell and I'm shamelessy pimping myself out here! ^^ I hope I'm allowed!

The summary: Bella is filthy rich, she's a bitch and most importantly she despises you. She snorts coke, she parties all the time and she's jaded. She doesn't believe in love until she meets Edward who is just as rich and disillusioned as she is. AH. ExB. Rated M.

The warnings: it deals with sex, drugs, alcohol and abortion. So don't read if any of those things offend you!

The link : http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5506379/1/Hell 

I would love to have your opinion! I've posted the first 2 chapters!

Just like yesterday-put in all pictures, tweets, news, gifs, observations, whateva into the comments please!! We will update as fast as we can.

The Three Of Them Look Really Hot In These Pics

Stare at the red dot for at least 30 seconds and then look away. What do you see?

So, the other post got me thinking about another topic. Some authors tend to let all the reviews go to their head and begin to act a little…spoiled. I was just thinking of the other side of the spectrum, spoiled readers. I admit I’m one of them.

When I initially started reading fan fiction I was thoroughly impressed with the idea. The fact that the authors were mothers, lawyers, students, people who aren’t professional writers was new and interesting for me. I enjoyed noticing how much the authors’ writing would improve and would overlook certain mistakes or annoyances.

Somehow over time, my perspective has changed. Initially, knowing that these stories were written by people learning to write or just having fun (plus free) I went into the story with no expectations. Now if the story doesn’t meet a certain criteria I can’t read it! Do any of you feel this way? Is it because I’ve been reading fan fiction for a while now? Or have the truly talented writers out there spoiled me for other writers? Rob wants you to discuss...

And just cause...

  I know, I know, I really should stop. But I swear I'm not whining, I'm just curious. Are there any fics that you feel have just gone on too long? Which stories have passed their expiration date? You don't have to name names, but I'm just curious at what point do you say enough is enough?

I will say that I don't like roller coasters. The end is in sight, but something else threatens the HEA out of nowhere. We get past that hurdle, and BAM we are hit with more trouble. We are 40 chapters in and this thing could've been wrapped up 25 chapters ago but it just keeps going.

That's my 2 cents, now let me hear what you think.

Some people on the net are saying this is his "sexiest" interview yet. 

I'll let y'all decide. 

 MUCH BETTER KSTEW. MUCH BETTER. 

SOURCE | SOURCE | SOURCE

AND JUST BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT:

First picture from Madrid press conference today (fan event is tonight)

WARNING: CLICKING THIS LINK TAKES YOU OUT OF THE FOREST BECAUSE IT'S A BASTARD. I RECOMMEND RIGHT CLICKING ON THE IMAGE AND OPENING THE LINK IN A NEW WINDOW OR TAB SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO LEAVE THE SAFETY OF THE COZY FIRELIGHT RIGHT HERE.

and earlier news:

Twilight Stars Forced to Evacuate Hotel

Wed., Nov. 11, 2009 10:15 PM PST by Lindsay Miller E! News source 

A few more pics for you all

Whatcha Whatcha Whatcha think?

http://robpattinson.blogspot.com/2009/11/ew-outtakes.html

EDIT: This just came up, if it's already been posted, then just ignore it please :)

Kstew actually tries to have a sense of humor

AND JUST BECAUSE I LOVE HER

She's a bit of a freak, but the girl is beautiful, with a damn good body and I love her music

Hey guys, I'm kind of a "lurker" in this fandom I think. I don't write but I read obsessively and I'm tores jealous of everyone's "connections" and how all the glorious authors (btw, I'm bringing back glorious) all know each other.

Now apparantly (and this is because msn is blocked at school) skype is the new it thing. Is that what you all use? Or is it g-mail? I have both and have no idea how to googlespreche someone. Does that make me tech-retarded?

But anyhoo, since we're all a "close knit family" whose up for some skyping? I'm not gonna post all my deets NOW but if anyone is then I'm sure PM is fine.

I just read through this post and it made me sound like a creepy stalker. Which I'm not.

Ok... I kind of am. But I'm not THAT weird. Honest.

Here I am...on the East Coast of the good old USA...it's late. Most people are sleeping-I am not. Nor am I "most people." (Thankfully)

So-I asked permission to do a late night post. Rangers wolvesnvamps and jennyfly said "sure go for it" (they are very cool in a great snark/love way jsyk)

Let's discuss the day's events in confessions, pictures, news/magazine/online articles, music, GIFS, videos, etc. Twilight saga/Twi-verse events(Rob, Rob, Kristen, Rob-yea you get the idea). Global news events (show us news stories!). Pop culture events (TV, movies, celebs, whatever). Your cat had a bad day event (your work, your spouse, your cute kid, come on-you had some news today). Anything and everything goes here.

I will start it off....These pictures made me sad and a bit melancholy today. All the fangirls were excitedly screaming and he was forever removed from his hometown of London-playing a role. Home is supposed to be to your escape and that is gone for him. 

Some Robporn for your thoughts?

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*swoon*

Something about the word sex in a picture with Rob just makes me melt.

Hi guys

So, I'm searching for a new fic to read, and I'm actually searching for a really good post- Breaking Dawn fic. I've already read "Will You Be Ready When It Comes", and I really liked it.

Any recs?

Hello again.

A while ago somone posted a thread that they asked what movie you wanted to turn into a fic, this is like that just instead of movies, it's songs.

Kapesh?

Don't know if that's how you spell it.

obnoxious ranger edit:

capiche?

Anyway:

 Bella falls in love with an umbrella. Do with that what you will.

 Edward is fed up with his boring life, politicians lying, a life full of celebrities and media obsessions, and thinks he can do better. The fic is a story of his rise throughout the ranks of the business and world of politics but he has some troubles on the way. He is engaged to his highschool sweetheart (Bella), but like in every story of success, he cheats his way to the top. Sleeping aorund, coming home late, experimenting with drugs, money laundering, etc. Bella supports him everywhere he goes and still loves him, whatever he does, but he doesn't really feel the same anymore. "You can do better, you can be the greatest man in the world."

 Some guy character (Jasper/Edward) has always been obsessed with the "strange" beliefs and hobbies. Most of all, the fact of life and death. Then, in high school, he falls for a girl (Alice/Bella/whatever) but she has a boyfriend and blows off all his advances. So, he sets out to destroy them and anyone who gts in his way. After all, if ha can't have her, no one can, right? "I love life, but life has a boyfriend."

 Alice can't dance. She is horrible. Jasper see her in a club, "Trying" to dance. He is a dance instructor and kindly asks if she would like his help. Alice has lessons with him for a couple weeks and eventually begins to have feeling for him. Blah, blah blah. They kiss, blah blah. After she gives him a non-commital blowjob, which he was laughing all the way through, she confronts him about the giggling. He then tells her that he is gay.

Just ruined the whole fic right there.

I'll have more, but I can't remember at the mo'.

I don't know if anyone really cares or not...but according to her website. (I just copied it..it was easier this way)

Hi everybody!

I wanted to apprise you all of a few upcoming things.

You know I've been doing the hermit thing this last year, in so far as media is concerned, and I'm not changing that now, but I am making an exception. I'm doing this for a good reason: I am so pleased and amazed and thrilled with what Chris Weitz has done with New Moon that I want to talk about it, and to show my support for him. And since I'm only doing one interview, better make it big. Really big. So....I will be on The Oprah Winfrey Show on Friday, November 13th. Check the local listings on Oprah's website to find out what time it will be on where you live.

Of course, most of the questions for Oprah will be designed for a broader audience than just die-hard Twilight fans, and I imagine people who read this site and other fansites will already know most of the answers. To rectify this, I'm going to answer your more specific questions on-line. The official Twilight Saga website (www.TheTwilightSaga.com) will be taking any New Moon movie-related questions you might have for me, and then I'll answer those most frequently asked. I'll post the answers on the Twilight Saga website and also here on my own site. Questions can be submitted to TheTwilightSaga.com from noon (Eastern Standard Time) on Monday, November 9th through noon Tuesday, November 10th. The answers will be posted Monday, November 16th—or New Moon Premiere Day, as it is known around my house. (Details about submitting the questions will be posted first thing Monday morning at TheTwilightSaga.com, you can also get more information below.

I'm so very excited that you'll all get to see New Moon in just two weeks! Then you'll see what I'm going on about. Until then, think up some good questions for me.

Love,

Steph

Anyone planning on watching or Tivoing or ???  I am off from work...so if I remember..I may watch.

 PS, if this has been posted already ..I am sorry and please feel free to delete it.