I can only hear like the first two minutes of the S01E04 - Beep episode and nothing from the S01E03 episode, which is why I'd been bugging the hosts to tell me which episode featured ItzMegan. With my luck of course it'd be the ones not working fml

I read a Jasper/Bella fic once where Jasper and Bella were together behind everyone's backs. Bella still married Edward, but she loved Jasper. But the Cullens found out about them anyway after Edward and Bella got married. I think Edward and Bella were in the middle of sexy times and she said Jasper's name or something. And at the end the Volturi were up to something (I don't know) and the Cullen house caught on fire. And Jasper died and Bella killed herself too by jumping into the fire that burned Jasper or something. It was a Vamp story. Kind of bizarre, as you can probably tell.

I have no idea, this just came into my head and I can't remember what it's called and it's driving me insane. So I figured I'd ask here and see if anyone knows what I'm talking about. 

ETA: I found it, links are inside, if anyone's curious

 ok soo.....

i'm totally going to be shameless and pimp myself out here. 

my one shot The Applicant won 1st place in the public poll for the Out of this World contest. 

and it was tby789's choice

i'm a little overexcited about this but eh..oh well. 

Okay so here goes...this is my first campfire.  I hope everyone is having a good day! I myself am at work...blah...& hoping for some snow...we have a slight chance tomorrow! Anyway I was wondering if any of you are like me, I am the only one out of all my friends that is Twilight obsessed.  None of my friends have even read the books, they like the movies but that's as far as it goes.  Also they think I'm slightly crazy for being so obsessed, and they don't even know about my new love for fanfic...like wow!! I'm just so thankful I have all of you to share the fandom with...I don't know what I'd do without ADF. So is there anyone else out there that has to constantly explain why they love all things Twilight to people that have no idea what your talking about, hopefully I'm not the only one!! I would like to thank all of you for being my fandom friends...I <3 you for that!!

I can only link it but come back and discuss! I loved it-so excited for this movie!!

cinemablend.com/new/Harry-Potter-And-The-Deathly-Hallows-Teaser-With-High-Res-Screencaps-16372.htmlembed_code_lightbox/index/39/single/110535/ci015/10/410/306/1/false/source/http:cinemablend.comnewHarry-Potter-And-The-Deathly-Hallows-Teaser-With-High-Res-Screencaps-16372.html

Here are some new pictures that were also released today:

ROB-Candy, that is!

I'm having somewhat of a crappy morning.  I have this one client who I HATE with such a firey passion, it makes me sick.  Just the thought of this woman seriously just brings me down and sucks all life, energy, and creativity out of me.  Never in my life have I had to deal with someone who is so incredibly NEGATIVE and just plain UGLY on the inside, and it pisses me off that I even let her get to me, she is soooo insignificant! 

I need to change my frequency....I need to purge myself of her ugliness... STAT!

I need some pretty!

Hit me with your best....

i wanna lick that bicep, js

he's so pretty i could cry!

guhhh

  omg

I'm beginning to feel a little bit better...

What about you campers... how is your day going?!?!?

If you're just starting to read a completed story, do you review each chapter as you read or just leave one review for the last chapter? I want to give credit where credit is due but I wonder if it's a bit dorky if on the review page of a 25+ chapter fic, there are 25+ consecutive reviews left by the same person. And what about fics that aren't complete but are already quite a few chapters into the story?

So I’m reading The Cocky and The Cougar this morning (great story, you should check it out) and I can’t get something out of my head.

In this story Edward moves to CA, meets, dates and does a lot more fun things with an older (and barren) Bella and then finds out his former regular hook-up (she thinks she was his girlfriend) from Chi town is pregnant.  Now we all know, admit it, we want Edward to work things out with Bella and dump the pregnant floozy while also managing to become the best Dad possible.  I know that’s what I want and I’M APPALLED AT MYSELF.

So, what would you think of a story that goes like this (any similarity between this and any real life story is unintended and probably inaccurate).  Bella, a midland actress dates Super Bowl winning QB NBA championship point guard Edward for over four years.  Things have been rocky lately.  He meets supermodel Heidi and decides he needs to move on.  He breaks up with Bella and the following week starts a whirlwind relationship with Heidi.  A few weeks later Bella tells Edward she’s pregnant.  He doesn’t leave Heidi (his girlfriend of less than a month) and try to work with out with Bella.  He doesn’t spend time with her during her pregnancy and when she delivers, he shows up with his parent to protect him from any mind games where she tries to make him get back together with her.  He marries Heidi, occasionally sees his son, and that’s that.  In this case, I also want Bella and Edward to work things out and I feel GOOD about wanting this, even if it never happens.

My point…..what things in fandom do you find yourself wanting to happen that in real life, you would want things to work out differently.  It’s okay; you can tell me….its cathartic.

 Ok I've been a lurker for awhile, and this is my very first post. Yay me! Ok on to the point. I love comedy. I have a great sense of humor and I love to laugh. I'm looking for some good funny stories. I'm already reading these:

Bright Like The Sun by Dryler http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4812429/1/

Eddie's Little Secret by jajo http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5242875/1/

Edward Wallbanger by feathersmmmm http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5072648/1/

High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5222490/1/ This one is a little angsty but the humor is still great.

Living Our Happily Ever After by alphadork  http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5212839/1/

The Daily Grind by letmesign http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5037150/1/

The Naked Guy Upstairs by AngryBadgerGirl http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5383757/1/

The stories don't have to be smutty, but I do like a good laugh. So if you know of any fics that have flown under the radar that are really funny, let me know. 

Thank You!

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Is anyone watching this worthless piece of crap? I have to admit that I am. I want to turn it off but I can't. They are repulsive but yet here I am glued to the screen.

They have to be playing it up for the cameras. No one is this stupid/clueless or over the top. Right?

Please discuss. This is as bad as it gets.

Um, I was wondering if any of you know of any stories that are a little more.. adult? Ya know, NC-17? lol. Like some lovin between Bella and Edward? Haha.. wow I sound like a perv. I want sex, drama, love, I want it all.. what do you go for me? Give me your best shot, FIRE AWAY!

*Hides under rock*

~Nielle

So, there's this fic running around in my head for the "Kill a Cullen" contest, and I really need a beta to bounce ideas off of.

I was wondering if any of you lovely ladies would like to beta this o/s for me? I'm pretty much a grammar/punctuation/spelling nazi, so that part wouldn't be too hard, but I really want someone to help sort this thing out, and to help talk me down from the inevitable edge I'll climb up onto when writing this.

-It's full of angst

-Don't worry though, Edward isn't the Cullen I'm killing

Any takers? 'Cause I'm desperate in need of assistance. :P

When it gets super cold in the Forest, and we're all huddling around our fire pits, someone has to hike up to the remote outpost and keep a lookout for forest fires.
But we need to use the buddy system...

NOW, it's your turn to spend the night in the watch-post, and you can take ANYONE in from the Twiverse with you for company.

Who will you take and why?

I'll take wolvesandvamps because she & I NEVER tire of talking to each other. In fact, she never tires of talking at all... so she'll keep me awake all night, and we won't have to worry about falling asleep on our watch.

and PS we've decided to adopt Tor as our very own little spawnling.

<3 <3  <3<3

 hey campers! I'm currently trying to find ways how NOT to study for my test tomorrow, so I'm proposing a bad/creepy manip post!!!

Gimme your best shot!!

... pretty please??

<3

Came across this earlier. Seems Jandco has gone and got herself recognized in the fandom. And no, it wasn't for fucking Rob into a coma, surprise surprise. : - P

http://community.livejournal.com/twilightenabler/

When Shug and I were talking about which of our eligible authors to be the first one we featured for the new year, we were torn between naming one of the classic fandom authors or one of the currently popular ones.... so we chose to compromise and select someone who fits into both categories.

This month we have selected jandco as our Heroin(e) of the Month.

I believe that most everyone has read at least one of her stories, which makes her ideal. And she doesn't have just one popular story and then fell off the screen. Instead she has written story after story after story with each one holding a captivated audience. Most of them are angst-driven or hurt/comfort style stories, however, she's also branched into comedy, romance, drama, and even a couple of AUs. She is a versatile writer who has a distinctive, emotional style that draws the reader right in and creates an addictive quality if you happen to be following one of her WIPs. Not only that, but she also writes collaborations with her partner in crime, withthevampsofcourse, and they are easily one of the best writing teams in fandom. Their latest project just began posting this weekend and is titled, Dear Isabella, and can be found at A Different Forest (a community that they both help run.)

You can read about which of jandco's stories have been recommended here on Twilight Enablers HERE.

And if you aren't already doing so, I urge you to go check out her work... and leave her some reviews!

Help me please, folks.  I lost a fic.  Firefox failed and all of my bookmarks etc are long gone.  I loved that browser for years; my heart is broken.  I'm switching to Google Chrome.  But that's neither here nor there. 

I had a fic bookmarked but I don't know what site it was on, let alone the author or title. I know I was leaving it alone for a long time....maybe waiting til it completed?  maybe it's on hiatus? 

It is an AH fic where Jasper and Bella are traveling kids/homeless.  I think they meet Edward and Alice at a diner?  I seem to remember Jasper brushing Bella's hair...and I don't think it was a Jasper/Bella fic, it was canon couples maybe, but with a relationship between Jasper and Bella that was very codependent.  Hmm, can I vague that up some more? 

Does anyone know what I'm talking about?

sidenote, look what Bella delivers:

[Say that 5 times fast]

Kay. So.

I'm gonna be a really mean ficster and ask everyone what top 5 fics you love. Yes, that is correct. It's gonna be tough, unless you are really sure of yourself. And for something fun along with the post, if you want, post what your first Fanfic [that you've read] was, and if it was a good choice looking back on it.

Sorry to anyone if this post has been created before.

Hey everyone!  Remember a week or so ago when David Slade twittered they had a  "surprise" for New year's?  What ever happened with that?  Twitter illiterates like me want to know!

Go ahead, do it.  Tell me your dream Twi-Ship.  Anything and anyone in the twiverse...for example, if you dream of Tor and Billy Burke having an HEA, post it.

Robert Pattinson and Heidi the Hot Receptionist?  Do it!

this is mine:

i also wouldn't mind seeing Emmett with the gangsta look hook it up with Kristen Stewart as that would create the most opposite, awkward photo ops ever.