I cum w/PORN  (perverts)

For John, because THANKS just isn't enough to show our appreciation.

   (TOR i tried to go PORNy enough w/o going too PORN, hope that's ok :P)

AND A LIL SUMPTHIN FOR OUR RANGERS WHO PRETTY MUCH FUCKIN ROCK! (PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF i FORGOT ANYONE'S FAVORITES)

thank you RANGERS/JOHN for all your hard work!The forest looks INCREDIBLE!!!

To some, and by some we mean cave dwellers, Robert Pattinson is merely a name. To most, however, he is all there is to care about in the world. OK, maybe not the only thing, but he's up there. Since the quiet Brit was cast to play the lead vampire Edward Cullen in the teen bloodsucker flick 'Twilight,' the world can't seem to get enough. And now, with only the second installment of the 'Twilight' franchise, 'New Moon,' set to hit theaters November 20, it's hard to fathom what level of fandom Pattinson will reach in years to come.

Pattinson's on-screen nemesis Taylor Lautner, aka werewolf Jacob Black, has a much, er, bigger role in the upcoming film. No, seriously, the guy gained almost 20 lbs of muscle after 'Twilight,' squashing doubt that he'd be replaced and securing his return. And as he's set to challenge Edward's love for Bella (Kristen Stewart) in 'New Moon,' we anticipate an epic battle of otherworldly, and uber-sexy, beings.

And who better to bring us this sensational bout than 'Golden Compass' director Chris Weitz? His fantastical influence is already evident in clips and trailers that have fans salivating at the mouth.

So in honor of this oh-so-highly-anticipated flick, Moviefone has a treat for you, 'Twilight' devotees. This Friday, November 6, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner and Chris Weitz will be visiting Moviefone's LA studio to interview each other with your questions. Wonder what Pattinson really thinks of his costars? Or maybe you're wondering if Chris Weitz prefers werewolves or vampires. Whatever it is, we need your submissions, because, really, who can ask the stars of the 'Twilight' saga better questions than their die hard fans?

Submit your questions here

On November 16, check back here for the interview on Moviefone.

  I about fell off my chair! I so needed this today...

After watching that awesome vid of Scotch, Gin & the New Girl.. it got me to thinking.. 

Of a time when a Scotch update had me dropping absolutely EVERYTHING (including working) to read, of prayers to the gods of Gin that we'd get a new update, of Gin & Tonic Wednesday afternoons spent discussing what my sister and I thought would happen next.. of emails and IM chats trying to figure out if a particular sentence hinted of things to come one way or another .. of my gdoc filled with lines/paragraphs/moments in SG&TNG that just struck me so much that i needed to keep them forever.. even now, I can't look at a slurpee machine without seeing Bella & Emmett in Jaspers car after the incident at Mimi's.. a wallet chain takes me to the ogling of Ginspers ass (in my mind of course) , those new pics of RPatzz with the sex book are Edward.. RunDmc and Aerosmith are Emmett

So apart from just regushing over how much I enjoyed.. nay LOVED WTVOC and JandCo's brilliance.. a question came to mind. 

With just one line, or image.. makes you remember a fic? 

For me.. "I'm in", "Me and La Bella" "Cherry Gin Slurpees" "Big Poppa"  and that's just from this fic..

My question to you oh woodland creatures... what lines do it for you? Can you think of some from the top of your head that the rest of us get to guess where they're from?

I'll start off.. considering this is my first little foray into creating a camp fire 

"He‘s like Surfer Ken doll."

and a little Ginsper.. because I still love his outtake in Tanqueray where he finally got his peach ;)

Because I like to post awesomeness and because I'm UBER excited about the new ADF site!  Here's the new Twilight fan video made from the collab group, FangBangah.

LETTUCE POST AND DISCUSS AWESOME FAN VIDEOS OF THE TWILIGHT NATURE.  

Hello Campers!

I hope you're enjoying the new site. I'm here to show you some of the new features and hopefully give you a little tutorial.

I've seen some comments about avatars, and that you can't get them to work. They will not work unless the image that you're using is 100pixelsx100pixels. The size limit is 300KB, I believe.

Reviews - You won't see them unless you review. No one has reviewed anything, so get to reading and reviewing and you shall see them!

Now for some of the other features that we're excited to show you.

As you can see, there is a PM'ing option.

When you're sending a PM to someone, all you have to do is start typing in the box who it is meant to go to, and a list of names will pop up. Just click the one you want and write your message, and send. That's it. Pretty easy.

Latest Campfires and Latest Chapters.

We have this nifty little program installed, and it automatically updates the sidebars with the latest campfires and chapters. If you're busy ready a fic, it will update those features automatically without you having to refresh the site, to see what's going on!

HTML (SOURCE) and Richtext editor.

When making a campfire or posting a comment, and you want to post a video, sparkle text, pictures, or a link, it'll help if you have an understanding of HTML and the richtext editor. I know a lot of you probably don't know HTML very well, and that's okay, my suggestion to you is to play around while you're making a comment/campfire. Hit all the buttons, and see what functions they have. The easiest way to make the distinction between HTML and richtext is the "Source" button. When you hit the source button, all the other features will go away. See below.

If you're still having difficulty with these functions, you can click on my icon at the top of the page (The really hot guy smiling unf unf) and I'll be happy to help you out, as I'm sure the other rangers will be also, but some of them don't know this stuff either. I'M LOOKING AT YOU, JANDCO.

Hopefully I've made your camping experience a lot easier!

~Ranger Tor

ETA: Be sure to click on the Ranger Station for rules!

 Is it just me or is anyone wondering why there is no Ben in the Twilight Saga movies? In one of the New moon clips that I saw Angela was holding hands with Eric. I know there was no casting role for Ben but, I really wish they would have casted someone to play him. He may not have been a big character in the saga books but, Ben was mentioned more than Eric. 

 WE ARE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR TROUBLE, AND LAST NIGHT WE VENTURED TO MUSIC CITY TO SEE A LITTLE HOMETOWN BAND CALLED...

PARAMORE

AT&T, ALSO KNOWN AS THE "BATMAN BUILDING"

THE CONCERT WAS HELD AT THE HISTORIC RYMAN AUDITORIUM, THE ORIGINAL HOME OF THE GRAND OLE OPRY. YEE-HAW!!!!

HERE WE ARE, INSIDE.

ANOTHER NASHVILLE BAND, PAPER ROUTE, OPENED UP FOR PARAMORE.

AND THEN THEY PLAYED...

DECODE

SHE EVEN SANG SOME LORETTA LYNN... ACOUSTIC STYLE. 

NEXT WEEK... PIXIEVAMP AND BRATTY-VAMP DO JACKSPER ATTEND THE 100 MONKEYS CONCERT IN NASHVILLE. 

 Where can you read quality fanfiction from some of the best authors in the Twiverse???

RIGHT HERE AT

A DIFFERENT FOREST!!!

Click on the link on the A Different Forest Icon Bar to access stories from authors such as:

• BlueandBlack
• Bratty_Vamp
• DefinatelyStaying
• Emibella
• Gondolier
• Jandco
• withthevampsofcourse
• jennyfly
• lillybellis
• oxymoronic8
• pastichepen
• pixievamp

Choose the author and then read one of their amazing stories, POST A REVIEW then VISIT THEIR VIP CABIN! The Fires are crackling and there is hot cider for all!

New Chapters of some of these fantastic stories, including the fantastic Hydraulic Level 5 will be posted with fanfair. Come join in the fun and read fantastic forest fanfic!

I just want to do a thank you post to the rangers.  You guys have really outdone yourselves with the new layout and to do it all for free is above and beyond.

I don't know how I got Rob Pr0n Twilight news before you guys, but now I feel all caught up!

MANY THANKS TO ALL OF YOU!

Show them all some love would ya : )

 Here is the full birthday scene for New Moon. Sorry if this has already been posted previously. 

Some HQ pictures and videos of the live chat with Kristen and Taylor the videos has really BAD translation.

VIDEOS

1  2    3     4

ETA: TRANSLATED  here

source via here and here

 SEVERAL FANFICS UPDATED!! LET'S SHARE SOME FIC UPDATES HERE!

MOST NOTABLE ON MY LIST OF UPDATES WAS

AND

Both of these awesome fics can be read in our new and improved Storytelling section!

So what updates did YOU read?

 Have some PapaSwan, aka Billy Burke.

mmmm, the 'stache... om nom nom

Billy Burke and his wife dressed up as Sid & Nancy for Halloween....

What did you and or your kids dress up as?

How was your Halloween?

Her favorite fic right now, Master of the Universe has updated.

Do you guys read it?

If you don't, you should. It's excellent.

jsyk - this fic deals with mature subject matter ie; bdsm - not for people under 18.

Hello!

Welcome back.

We need another roll call.

I'm Tor aka sensecoalition on LJ aka pretty awesome. I'm 23 and from Canada.

YOU?

Why can't he look like this all the time?

Tomorrow night at 9pm ET/PT, MTV airs its first-ever Halloween special, "Ulalume: Howling at New Moon." As you might imagine, the November 20 release of "New Moon" will be getting a lot of attention during the special. Expect cast members to pop up throughout the hour-long television event.

Of course, the highlight for many of you will come when "Twilight" stars Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner step into the spotlight to debut a brand new clip from "New Moon." And since the clip is already in-house and being processed for your viewing pleasure, we couldn't help but grab a couple stills to share with you here on MTV.com.

SAUCE

EDIT: Have some more.