LOL THESE PICS ARE GOING TO BE ALL OVER FANFIC BANNERS IN ABOUT 2 MINS, GAG ME.

ALSO, WHY IS SHE WEARING A GARBAGE BAG?!

LOL MORE

LOL LOOKS LIKE SHE FARTED ON HIM, AND ROB IS TRYING TO SMILE THROUGH IT.

HELLO ELVIRA.

EMERGENCY:

FUNNY PICTURES NEEDED!

A BAD DAY: Taken from my peed off thoughts. (1) Where one person has had bad luck all through a certain day.

My days are usually a drag and suck real bad anyway, and the only thing that helps me through those bad days is the great land of Fan Fiction, and all you campers here on A Different Forest. But, today was even worse...

To start off, I got up late. And was still tired. And then my whole family started moaning at me for petty things, I couldn't find my shoes or my pass and I hadn't done my RE homework or English coursework. Not to mention I lost my Science textbook, which is so big I don't understand how I did. Then, I missed my train so had to wait for another, and there was no seats left. Then I missed my bus, and in turn was late to school. I then got in trouble for being late, and then continued to get in trouble for all the things I forgot or lost. I then got in trouble for wearing a purple bobble, because my school insist on black. Then I was sick. My Maths teacher moved me places, so now I sit on my own. My shoes gave my blisters. I fell down the stairs, and then nearly fell up them. Then I went really hyper at lunch and spilt drink all over my blazer. And, then I had to attend two detentions. Yeah, I ditched one. And then it started to rain, and I fell over again (luckily no one we there to see me since I had just left detention, meaning everyone had gone). Then I missed the train again, and had to stand up when I did get on it. I got home and got moaned at to do several things and my brothers are starting to annoy me. And its not even seven pm yet...

As you can see, I've had a crappy day, and all I want to do is laugh all the stress and anger out. So, if you campers could be a bunch of dears and send me some funny pictures of the Twilight cast? It can be any of them, I don't care, I just need something to make me laugh. And, while your at it, why don't you guys share some of your crappy day experiences?

Some funny pictures and crappy day experiences please? =D

I'LL LOVE YOU FOREVER! xD

Interview in Meixco with Kristen and Taylor... she raises some valids points and you can relate it to why fan-fiction is so popular.

and yes I have a .gif of the first 10 sec... and if ya nice I might share it... lol

I don't know if it's Japan or hanging out w/ CW, but the man looks a hellova lot happier than he did a few days ago. There's lots more over at

http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/

NOT REALLY ANYTHING NEW THERE, JUST WANTED TO POST IT.

ALSO, THESE TWO ARE THE CUTEST TOGETHER:

'Satellite Heart' Anya Marina

Anya Marina | MySpace Video

Featuring some New Moon Clips. 

It's been, what?... 8, 10 hours since the last ROB PORN Postgasm and I'm dying here already!  Plus, my BB, INFERNALHEART is sick...and when SHE hurts, I hurt!  So let's all give her a little happy and make her feel better, shall we??

this just...gahhhhh.....

that patch of skin KILLS me..i'm drooling all over my keyboard...

Well, hello my little woodland creatures! 

Before I get down to business this morning, I just want to tell you guys how FREAKIN' excited I am to here on the BRAND NEW ADF!!!  I so excited about joining the already FABULOUS team of Rangers!  I want to say thanks again to JENNYFLY and WOLVESNVAMPS for letting me in on this AMAZING adventure!  

Now, down to business! 

ICONS!  For me, on any website a fabulous ICON/AVATAR is worth a thousands words!  On an internet community, the only way we can express ourselves is through our words and through our pictures!  And many of you might know that I love doing fan art and making icons!  I am all about the visuals, bbs!  (See some of my work under the CARVINGS tab at the top of the page!!!)

So, I am coming to you this morning with promises of wonderful icon/avatar gifts!  I currently have a wordpress blog graphicsatthehollow.wordpress.com but it hasn't been updated in quite a while.  With school, work, and helping with the new site, it has been neglected!  NOT ANYMORE! 

What I plan to do is to start updating the blog weekly with some new icons and letting you guys know when I do!  I know many of us get icons from LJ, but it would be nice to have a source for icons here!  

So, until I can update, here are a few I made a while back.  Enjoy! 

**Remember, these are all for the taking but the only thing I do ask is that I am credited for the work!**

Here is a little something this morning.  I feel like pimpin' these guys out after seeing them Sunday night...

 So another sleepless night for me. I decided to read some fanfic I've been reading and need to catch up on. Well I click my favorites and scroll down to "The Boy by the Window". But when I click it the page says it can not be found. Does anyone know what happened to it. I was really into that story and now its gone.

HELP PLEASE!!!!

So, quite a few of you e-mailed me over the past 2 weeks or so asking for a copy of the script.

Did you read it?

What did you think?

Are you now more excited for February than you are for Nov. 20th?

Discuss!

OMG I missed making a post because I'm at a conference all week and I have no  computer and  my phone battery died.

Enough of my sob story.... listen...

My mum is joining ADF. She hated Twilight (the movie) but she's joining to support me. Plz don't tell her how mean I am.

ANYWAYS...

Do your family like Twilight?

Hello fellow campers in the land of cyberspace.

I have a v. important fan fic question that I feel is very important and deserves the time and respect of a certain vomit pairing (Jasper/Bella... *shudder*)

Where are my Edward/Rosalie stories at?

Now, if that squicks you out... move along. If not, Breaking Points by Sugarbucket is Ah-MAZING. Toatz brillz. And if you can't stand the thought of them being all vampy and scandalisious I would recommend Betrothed by Locqua (Music Lessons???)

Love it.

Please Please PLEEEEASE add some comments if you are in the know about my fave E/R getting it on and actually being a couple (The TAB was too short and fleeting for my perverted mind)

And if you really DO love them... post away or shoot me a tweet @twitter.com/lolarious

I would love to hear your thoughts on this (Absolutely epic) pairing. And if you wanna hate.. I have some loverly reasons why they are SO wrong that it's right in every way.

Discuss...

sauce

ADF'S FIRST OFFICIAL CONTEST

wtvoc presents:

Create A Different Forest's New Moon Soundtrack!

You create a playlist of songs that you think should have been on the soundtrack- if you were in charge of that sort of thing.  Let's keep it to ten songs, yes?

The playlists will be submitted to ADF and considered by some of the Rangers.  Finalists will be sent on for consideration, and one winner will get a New Moon Calendar! 

Rules:

1. Choose no more than 10 songs that should have been on the soundtrack.  Be creative, use the books (or your favorite AU-New Moon fic) for inspiration.  Do not use any tracks from the New Moon or Twilight soundtracks or scores.

2. Generate a playlist using an online playlist generator (imeem.com, playlist.com, etc.) and then copy the url (That's the part that looks like http://www.zomgiloverob.com/jizzinmahpants_playlist, not the embed code).

3. Send us a copy of the url to info@adifferentforest.com with the subject "New Moon Playlist Contest" no later than midnight on Wednesday, November 18.  Please include the name of your playlist as well as your ADF Camper name.

4. Final playlists will be chosen by an unidentified ranger (and it probably won't be me, so don't bother trying to sweeten me up by putting a lot of Arcade Fire on your list).  Winner will be announced on New Moon Release day- Friday, November 20th.

5. The winner will be contacted via PM and celebrated in their own thread that weekend.  An address will need to be provided so you can get your very own New Moon Calendar!

6. Honorable mention playlists will be featured on the thread, but you don't get any tangible prizes, yo.  Sorry.  You get a big ole thumbs up from me, howzabout that?  And a shout-out from your rangers.

Have fun with this!  I'm very excited about it, and it's just the first of many contests we have coming up!

You can leave questions in this thread, discuss how much Nickelback will anger wtvoc and get a big fat mirandapriestleyisnotamused.gif, or idk idk, talk about how much you loved/hated the Official soundtracks.

You can also ask questions via our handy-dandy new PM feature!

edit: RANGERS ARE INELIGIBLE FOR ANY PRIZES OR HONORABLE MENTIONS.  AND IF WE SEE DEF LEPPARD ALL OVER THE PLACE, WE'LL KNOW WHO IT WAS.  NO MATTER HOW MUCH "HAVE YOU EVER WANTED SOMEONE SO BAD" IS AN APPROPRIATE SONG FOR THE SEPTEMBER/OCTOBER/NOVEMBER/DECEMBER/JANUARY FAIL THAT IS BELLA'S LIFE.

edit two by jennday: wtvoc stole this idea from me. and tor and i would take this shit out if we were allowed to enter. we're still gonna, under a different name. dun dun dunnnnnnnn

This is the best thing that's happened to me all day.  And I've had a great day.  Sooo....I know it's over an hour late..but can we discuss?  We have so much catching up to do for our New Moon reading group.

So just because I'm late with the post and many of you probably aren't even out there right now, let's just have a general discussion.

What are your thoughts on New Moon so far?  How hard did you cry when Edward left? 

Lettuce discuss anything and everything.  Begin....

My man is away with work a lot, so I have become fiercely independent. We recently bough a condo, and decided to replace the nasty carpet with laminate. Of course, because this is my life we are talking about, Mr. got called into work early, leaving me to fight with the carpet, underlay, glue, and holes in the concrete.

ANYWAY. Today I ventured into Home Depot to buy a mitre saw so I could start cutting and laying the laminate. This is how my checking-out conversation went:

Checkout Lady: Is this a gift for someone?

Me: No, it's for me.

CL: Oh... *side eye*

Me: Yeah, I'm laying a laminate floor.

CL: Who is?

Me: Me. By myself.

CL: What? Can you do do that with no help?

Me : *side eye* Yep. K Thx. Bye.

Really? A young lady can't buy herself a sweet power tool and lay her own flooring in this day and age? Anyone else have any tales of people lacking confidence in your abilities? Serious, my blood was boiling.

I cum w/PORN  (perverts)

For John, because THANKS just isn't enough to show our appreciation.

   (TOR i tried to go PORNy enough w/o going too PORN, hope that's ok :P)

AND A LIL SUMPTHIN FOR OUR RANGERS WHO PRETTY MUCH FUCKIN ROCK! (PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF i FORGOT ANYONE'S FAVORITES)

thank you RANGERS/JOHN for all your hard work!The forest looks INCREDIBLE!!!

To some, and by some we mean cave dwellers, Robert Pattinson is merely a name. To most, however, he is all there is to care about in the world. OK, maybe not the only thing, but he's up there. Since the quiet Brit was cast to play the lead vampire Edward Cullen in the teen bloodsucker flick 'Twilight,' the world can't seem to get enough. And now, with only the second installment of the 'Twilight' franchise, 'New Moon,' set to hit theaters November 20, it's hard to fathom what level of fandom Pattinson will reach in years to come.

Pattinson's on-screen nemesis Taylor Lautner, aka werewolf Jacob Black, has a much, er, bigger role in the upcoming film. No, seriously, the guy gained almost 20 lbs of muscle after 'Twilight,' squashing doubt that he'd be replaced and securing his return. And as he's set to challenge Edward's love for Bella (Kristen Stewart) in 'New Moon,' we anticipate an epic battle of otherworldly, and uber-sexy, beings.

And who better to bring us this sensational bout than 'Golden Compass' director Chris Weitz? His fantastical influence is already evident in clips and trailers that have fans salivating at the mouth.

So in honor of this oh-so-highly-anticipated flick, Moviefone has a treat for you, 'Twilight' devotees. This Friday, November 6, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner and Chris Weitz will be visiting Moviefone's LA studio to interview each other with your questions. Wonder what Pattinson really thinks of his costars? Or maybe you're wondering if Chris Weitz prefers werewolves or vampires. Whatever it is, we need your submissions, because, really, who can ask the stars of the 'Twilight' saga better questions than their die hard fans?

Submit your questions here

On November 16, check back here for the interview on Moviefone.