Look who Fabulous found!  He's leading the tours into the wilderness, ladies.

" I had to run out, to get away before I could speak the words that would make you follow…” he looked up then at my staggered expression as I tried to absorb his bitter memories. His golden eyes scorched from under his lashes, hypnotic and deadly. “You would have come,” he promised. I tried to speak calmly.   “Without a doubt.”

Pssh.  I'd follow him, too.

 LARRY CARROLL... YOU STILL ROCK. 

Just wanted to post some Jackson Rathbone pics seing as how he never gets enough love in the press.

He looks delicious in this one          

 More with Rob from Access Hollywood

Kristen's Interview with HitFlix

Kristen explains her nickname for Rob to E! News

Another interview with the cast.

And CNN interviews them as well

burn and shine updated

 you're not reading this, are you.  ARE YOU.

discuss this fic and others you want everyone to read. 

but first, go read and drop the lady some reviews.

Okay, so I want your favorite guilty pleasure recs.

I'm talking whoreBella, pimpEdward, Stripperbella. Tacky hurt/comfort. Unrealistic pregnancy. Godawful High school druggie angst. Whatev.

I KNOW ABOUT RED LINE K THANKS THOUGH.

My head hurts from a bitchy day. We had an asshole convention at the store I work at.

I NEED BAD DECISIONS AND LUST IN ABUNDANCE.

Obsessive Fans...two women waiting for days.... BECAUSE THEY LOVE THE BOOKS SO MUCH?? 

Do you think that is why the women were waiting? really?

QUESTION READERS: Why were Women Waiting for DAYS outside of the Set of Eclipse???

Ok I am posting this on behalf of my best friend Persephone1203 who is also a camper here. 

We have both read this story and can't for the life of us remember the name of it. We both thought it was in our favorites but can't find it.

In this story, it starts off with Rosalie coming home to Alice and Bella and tells them she is pregnant. She then tells them it's Emmett's who is really irresponsible and she can't tell him because she doesn't want him to face him because she is embarrassed that she slept with him.

So, Bella goes over to his place to confront him. When she gets there, Edward answers the door and is very weird. He says whatever he is thinking. He is an artist smokes a lot of pot and the house belongs him and Jasper and Emmett live there with him. There is a broken XBox controller nailed to the wall that he says is there because Emmett needs to learn not to break things when he loses. There is also the waistband of a jockstrap up on the wall but Edward's not sure the reason why.

Bella tells Emmett about the baby and he is kind of blah about it. When he decides to try Rosalie decides that Bella and Edward need to go to the baby classes with them. They are given robot babies that they have to take care of like real babies. 

Edward does random things like telling Bella that her rusting white truck would look better in red. So, Bella wakes up the next day and goes out to her truck and he has painted it red for her. He also gives the baby painted on tattoos.

Rosalie decides that Emmett needs to practice responsibility so she gets him this horrible little dog that uses Jasper's shoes as a bathroom and no one likes it except for Edward. He is the only one who likes taking care of it. 

Bella eventually gets upset with Edward about him and Emmett hanging out with some girls and not telling her even though there was nothing to tell and this puts her on the outs with him and Emmett and Rose not speaking either. Bella gets mad that Edward never comes to appologize and he thinks that she just wants space.

Things finally get worked out and blah, blah, blah....

Sorry if that was a little confusing but I was trying to put everything that we can remember there so that maybe someone knows which fic we are talking about. Anyway, neither one of us can figure out what the name of this fic is. If anyone can PLEASE help it is driving us CRAZY! Thanks guys!

Campers this is officially one of the shittiest Mondays ever.

I'm having having such a shitty Monday that I'm starting to become Debbie Downer. Poor grownasswoman is having to put up with me on gchat.

Please share some of your favorite funnies, hottest pics, or best jamz and tell me how has your Monday been?

Christian Serratos tweet this pic of her PETA ad

holy jeebus she's GORGEOUS 

i think i have a new girl crush...

G'day Fellow Campers...

Presenting The Undead Bookworm and Speckal ;)

And, today our topic is:

-Drum rolls-

ROBSTEN KIDNAPS THREESOME PARTNER!

The Undead Bookworm: We were on the yard at lunch, me doing homework for my next lesson and Speckal complaining the floor wasn't comfy and that was somehow my fault. Keep in mind, it was not as if I had held her at gun point and said "sit with me or you shall die", she came over to me.

Speckal: Well, since you didn't seem in any hurry to come over to me, I decided I would have to endure the cold, wet floor.

The Undead Bookworm: Quit the moaning, we all know how cold it was out there. I don't think I have ever been so close to being a human popsicle before today. It puzzles me why everyone decided today was the day to buy ice cream when they never normally do. Anyway, they should totally put rules up against making kids stay out in the freezing cold.

Speckal: I know we are going to come out of the school with health problems; hunched over with wonky shoulders from carrying heavy bags and a damaged immune system from being forced to freeze.

The Undead Bookworm: I agree totally. And before we start rambling on about ice and I find a way to link it to my very intresting Bio lesson today, we should probably get back to the magazine...

Speckal: Err...

The Undead Bookworm: Fine, I'll start, I am not ashamed. I'm a little like Emmett in that way. So, we first discovered the magazine while one of my friends was looking at sex positions... And then I said sexual positions are my forte, so now they think I'm gay. Then the school holy-person-thing-ma-jig came over, and wanted to look at the magazine.

Speckal: And after much hiding, it magically ended up in The Undead Bookworm's hands. Strange, I know.

The Undead Bookworm: And then rude ass over there went and snatched it off me because I started to get overprotective of the magazine. What? I saw a picture of something Twilight related, and my automatic response to anyone who tried to touch the magazine was "back off bitch". Good job we go to an all girls school, otherwise we would have some seriously pissed off boys.

OK............

ETA: Obviously the puppy has been shopped in

First up is the AP. Taylor is either an AMAZING public speaker, or he practices in the mirror before every interview. 

Here's Rob's entire 7 minute Entertainment Tonight interview.

Does anyone have weird Twilight connections....for example I work on Twilight Hollow Rd. and the first business on that road is Carlisle Excavating?  Weird Huh?? Anyone else have strange Twilight occurrences?

Good Morning BB's!

I woke up with this story on my mind, and I can not for the life of me remember the title.

The basic theme of the story is, Bella and Jacob are married and happy ( i think he's a cop or a firefighter) and Edward is the ex. Jacob is killed in the line of duty and Edward is the doctor on duty when he's brought in and I think he's the one who breaks the news to Bella. Bella then falls into a deep depression ( I think there is a scene where Edward finds her curled up in the pantry weeping). I didn't get very far in the story so that is about all I remember. Something tells me that Bella may have been pregnant, but I'm not sure about that part.

Anyway, is this a story that any of you guys recognize? If so, can somebody hook a sista up with a link? I would love to know how this one progressed.

And here's a little Yummy to say Thanks in advance!

 Damn, he looks good in this one!

Quoting the article:

When this writer first met Robert Pattinson, he was a relatively obscure British actor who'd received a tiny bit of notoriety from appearing in a "Harry Potter" flick. It was April, 2008 and as we talked on the set of this tiny flick titled "Twilight" during a night shoot in the middle of a small Oregon town, he considered a scenario where he might not continue acting. Perhaps he'd focus on the music side of career, perhaps not. Needless to say, what a difference a year and a half makes.

Arguably up there with Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt as one of the most popular celebrities in the world, it's no understatement to say the "Twilight" franchise has completely changed Pattinson's life forever. We spoke again during the "New Moon" press day on Saturday and while it wasn't the 45 minutes I'd been granted when he was "up and coming" not that long ago, it was clear that Pattinson was still as polite, genial and honest as he was back then. 

The 23-year-old joked about how he may just keep working as much as possible because the seclusion of shooting allows him a somewhat "normal life" and went in depth about the differences between working with his "Twilight," "New Moon" and "Eclipse" directors. He also made some particularly intriguing comments about the last "Twilight" installment in particular.

SAUCE

Wolvesnvamps approved me doing this post!

Sooooooooo.....what are you doing tonight? Still watching football? Reading? Movies? Online? How was your weekend? I am nosy and want to know all!

What did everyone think of all the endless Twilight press conferences this weekend? I thought it was overkill-everything blended together for me and they lost their impact.

SNL was very funny-thanks for posting those videos on here! Let's start talking!!!

I thought this picture was funny....

And we are not too far from this.....

You too Gisele? What does Tom think?

Robert Pattinson may be a global heartthrob, but when it comes to his own romantic exploits, the Twilight star admits he can be a bit wimpy. "I can't think of a single romantic thing that I've ever done," Pattinson said while promoting the latest installment of the vampire series, New Moon, in Los Angeles Nov. 6.

"I would never serenade someone to be romantic – you have to have so much balls to do that. I put a flower in someone's locker when I was 15 years old, this girl called Maria. She thought that it was someone else and the other guy claimed it as well, which is great."

Despite his claims, Pattinson, 23, says he is a big believer in onscreen romance and balks at the common notion that it's for ladies only. "It's like saying guys can't appreciate romance," he says. "I've watched Titanic and I didn't think, 'Oh, this is a girl's film.'" Similarly, he says, "I felt like the storyline in New Moon is very heartbreaking and true. I didn't think I was doing something just for the sake of romance."

That said, are there any real similarities between Pattinson and his tortured alter ego, Edward?

"I get quite obsessive about things, and possessive as well," says the star. "I have very, very specific ideas about how I want to do my work and how I want to be perceived, to the point of ridiculousness sometimes."

"I don't listen to anyone else," he says. "That's why I don't have a publicist – I can't stand it if someone's trying to tell me to do something which might be a mistake."